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With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

Funny story: With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...

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New Motorcycle Company Targets Metrosexuals

Funny story: New Motorcycle Company Targets Metrosexuals

New York, NY - Metro Motors International, an upstart motorcycle company that is a serious up-and-comer in the luxury motorcycle sector, has just announced their latest and most fashion-forward offering to date. Called the MSX Swiftglide, this sp...

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Phoenix Hoping to Become New Mecca for Metrosexuals

Funny story: Phoenix Hoping to Become New Mecca for Metrosexuals

New York, NY - Now that Phoenix is ridding itself of its "melting pot of the Southwest" image, its Chamber of Commerce is doing everything it can to attract metrosexuals to their fair city-if you have to ask, you're not welcome. "We are now looking t...

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Leather Company Announces New Men's Clutch

Funny story: Leather Company Announces New Men's Clutch

Capitalizing on the recent fashion trend preferred by young business oriented, metro-sexual males, a leading leather company has released its newest leather accessory for men called the "Murse". The clutch will feature all the pockets and organ...

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Metrosexuals Stand Up to Iranian Tyrant!

Funny story: Metrosexuals Stand Up to Iranian Tyrant!

French President Nicholas Sarkozy and US first term Senator and soon to be World Premier Barack Hussein Obama confronted Iran's dictators from thousands of miles away. Sarkozy frocked stylishly in a Pierre Cardin three piece suit with a silk pink...

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