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Funny story: Blindness Could Lead To Not Being Able To See Things

Blindness Could Lead To Not Being Able To See Things

Although yet to be confirmed by independent scientific corroboration, a research group from Chadswhipple Crosshire Down By The Lake Rockshire University, outside London, has asserted that blindness could have a definite connection to someone not bein...
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Funny story: Housemate found in Beefburger

Housemate found in Beefburger

Shoppers in England and Ireland today were shocked to discover that Beefburgers stocked by many of the leading supermarkets have been found to contain meat from former 'Big Brother' housemate Jade Goody. DNA testing by the Irish Food Standard Agen...
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Funny story: Chief Whip to attempt Knievel-style jump of Whitehall gate

Chief Whip to attempt Knievel-style jump of Whitehall gate

After yet another abortive attempt by Andrew Mitchell to use the main vehicle gate into Whitehall, the two sides of the Gate Gate conflict have have been outlining their next move. The police have reiterated their determination not to open the Big...
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Funny story: Higgs Boson Found! It's About Time Says Sweeney Vet

Higgs Boson Found! It's About Time Says Sweeney Vet

Cern scientists revealing results from the Large Hadron Collider have claimed the discovery of a new particle consistent with the Higgs boson. Boffins have been searching for 45 years for the particle which they believe will explain how matter at...
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Funny story: Two Police Divers Missing Overnight Conducting Jubilee Pageant Security Duties

Two Police Divers Missing Overnight Conducting Jubilee Pageant Security Duties

Although details remain somewhat sketchy at the moment, it appears reasonably certain that two police divers, conducting underwater security operations ahead of the Diamond Jubilee Pageant went missing last night in the vicinity of Tower Bridge. W...
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Funny story: London Police Station Explosion Latest!

London Police Station Explosion Latest!

Park Lane, London: Controversy has raged since the announcement from the Metropolitan Police with regards to whether an explosion occurred at either Croydon or Park Lane Police Stations. What is known is that fire crews from Woodside, Croydon, No...
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Funny story: Louisville - Mayor Fischer To Use Convicted Felons As Police Officers

Louisville - Mayor Fischer To Use Convicted Felons As Police Officers

Louisville KY. - Mayor Greg Fischer's recommended spending plan for the 2012-2013 fiscal year that will begin July 1, 2012 and ending June 31, 2013, has a total $712 million in spending. This spending included strategic investments in job creation, p...
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Funny story: A Safe Notting Hill Carnival Run By and Featuring Police To go Ahead - But Closed to the Public

A Safe Notting Hill Carnival Run By and Featuring Police To go Ahead - But Closed to the Public

Leaving their decision to the 11th Hour the police have announced a controversial compromise over one of the world's most famous street parties, the Notting Hill Carnival. This year the event will be closed off to the public but in order to allow the...
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Funny story: Syrian Government Stands 'Shoulder to Shoulder' with UK During Riots

Syrian Government Stands 'Shoulder to Shoulder' with UK During Riots

In a surprising turn of events, Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad has appeared with British Prime Minister David Cameron in a joint press conference in the Syrian capital Damascus. Mr Al-Assad, who has been criticised for his violent suppression of...
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Funny story: Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester has suffered the worst riots and public unrest in the city's history. Yobs, youths, and grown men that should know better, laid siege to the centre of Manchester last night. A government spokesman said early this morning: "These fol...
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Funny story: Riots: Police blame lack of intelligence

Riots: Police blame lack of intelligence

A spokesperson for New Scotland Yard, Chief Inspector White, known as Whitewash of The Yard, has blamed "a lack of Police intelligence." For the poor police response to the rioting of the past few nights in the streets of London and other British cit...
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Funny story: England Riots: Public Enemy Number One

England Riots: Public Enemy Number One

England was tonight bracing itself for yet another night of civil unrest and rioting. Violence and destruction is no longer confined to London and the London boroughs, and has now spread as far as Manchester and Leeds, Bristol, Wolverhampton and Birm...
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Funny story: Essex euthanasia scandal. Day two

Essex euthanasia scandal. Day two

The village green at Landfill Tawny which up until recently echoed to the sound of leather on willow and the voices of young children at play now drones to the sound of generators feeding electricity to the plethora of press and TV vans. The usual...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks vehemently denies that she has any knowledge of the Mystery Blonde's identity

Rebekah Brooks vehemently denies that she has any knowledge of the Mystery Blonde's identity

The rumour that Rebekah Brooks actually knows the identity of The Mystery Blonde is said to be just that, a rumour. Rebekah denies any knowledge of The Mystery Blonde although people are asking each other how Rebekah can be believed after all that...
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Funny story: Met Police launches 101 number for non-urgent calls

Met Police launches 101 number for non-urgent calls

Police in London are launching a phone number for calls that do not require an urgent response. I tried the system out today to see how it worked. The call went something like this. 101 Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring,…………………………………………….ring ring. Hello, you are through to the police non emergency help line; please select one of the following options. If you see someone breaking into a...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Computer Hard Drive Eaten By Dog Say Police

Rebekah Brooks Computer Hard Drive Eaten By Dog Say Police

A secret source within the Metropolitan Police has announced that the police were not able to recover Rebekah Brooks' computer hard drive because it had been eaten by her dog. This is the second time the police have used this excuse for not inve...
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Funny story: Rumours of the News of the World being purchased by The Spoof Humour Site are unfounded, and downright lies

Rumours of the News of the World being purchased by The Spoof Humour Site are unfounded, and downright lies

Spoof Writers were appalled when they heard a rumour that The Spoof was planning to purchase The News Of The World. One Spoof Writer, who had to be held-down as she was becoming pretty hysterical, yelled, "It's a load of bloody tripe a' tell ya...
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Funny story: Statistics working for the government

Statistics working for the government

The head of the new government department for analyzing statistics, Sir Arthur Dozen MP said his fresh approach to interpreting statistics would help to improve the government's popularity and make people feel safer. He outlined how his new approa...
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