After yet another abortive attempt by Andrew Mitchell to use the main vehicle gate into Whitehall, the two sides of the Gate Gate conflict have have been outlining their next move.
The police have reiterated their determination not to open the Big...
Cern scientists revealing results from the Large Hadron Collider have claimed the discovery of a new particle consistent with the Higgs boson.
Boffins have been searching for 45 years for the particle which they believe will explain how matter at...
Although details remain somewhat sketchy at the moment, it appears reasonably certain that two police divers, conducting underwater security operations ahead of the Diamond Jubilee Pageant went missing last night in the vicinity of Tower Bridge.
W...
Park Lane, London: Controversy has raged since the announcement from the Metropolitan Police with regards to whether an explosion occurred at either Croydon or Park Lane Police Stations.
What is known is that fire crews from Woodside, Croydon, No...
Louisville KY. - Mayor Greg Fischer's recommended spending plan for the 2012-2013 fiscal year that will begin July 1, 2012 and ending June 31, 2013, has a total $712 million in spending. This spending included strategic investments in job creation, p...
Leaving their decision to the 11th Hour the police have announced a controversial compromise over one of the world's most famous street parties, the Notting Hill Carnival. This year the event will be closed off to the public but in order to allow the...
In a surprising turn of events, Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad has appeared with British Prime Minister David Cameron in a joint press conference in the Syrian capital Damascus.
Mr Al-Assad, who has been criticised for his violent suppression of...
Manchester has suffered the worst riots and public unrest in the city's history. Yobs, youths, and grown men that should know better, laid siege to the centre of Manchester last night.
A government spokesman said early this morning:
"These fol...
A spokesperson for New Scotland Yard, Chief Inspector White, known as Whitewash of The Yard, has blamed "a lack of Police intelligence." For the poor police response to the rioting of the past few nights in the streets of London and other British cit...
England was tonight bracing itself for yet another night of civil unrest and rioting. Violence and destruction is no longer confined to London and the London boroughs, and has now spread as far as Manchester and Leeds, Bristol, Wolverhampton and Birm...
The village green at Landfill Tawny which up until recently echoed to the sound of leather on willow and the voices of young children at play now drones to the sound of generators feeding electricity to the plethora of press and TV vans.
The usual...
The rumour that Rebekah Brooks actually knows the identity of The Mystery Blonde is said to be just that, a rumour.
Rebekah denies any knowledge of The Mystery Blonde although people are asking each other how Rebekah can be believed after all that...
Police in London are launching a phone number for calls that do not require an urgent response. I tried the system out today to see how it worked. The call went something like this.
101
Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring,
.ring ring.
Hello, you are through to the police non emergency help line; please select one of the following options.
If you see someone breaking into a...
A secret source within the Metropolitan Police has announced that the police were not able to recover Rebekah Brooks' computer hard drive because it had been eaten by her dog.
This is the second time the police have used this excuse for not inve...
Spoof Writers were appalled when they heard a rumour that The Spoof was planning to purchase The News Of The World.
One Spoof Writer, who had to be held-down as she was becoming pretty hysterical, yelled,
"It's a load of bloody tripe a' tell ya...
The head of the new government department for analyzing statistics, Sir Arthur Dozen MP said his fresh approach to interpreting statistics would help to improve the government's popularity and make people feel safer.
He outlined how his new approa...
A private investigator is said to have intercepted up to 45 messages from the then Deputy Prime Minister and then emailed them to the News of the Screws, the High Court heard today.
Lord Prescott's lawyers told how their client had been the victim...
Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people.
The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in...