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Funny story: Teen changes speedometer to kilometers to impress buddies, girlfriend

Teen changes speedometer to kilometers to impress buddies, girlfriend

HARFOLD, Vermont--Desperate to shed his reputation as a defensive driver, 17-year-old Arnold Tipfer changed his speedometer on his Honda Civic from miles to kilometers per hour in attempt to make it appear he was driving faster than he really was.
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Funny story: Shit Goes Wrong After Misreading of Numbers in Factory

Shit Goes Wrong After Misreading of Numbers in Factory

WALSALL, W. MIDS - A man has made shit go wrong after misreading instructions. Ben Phillips was working in his factory when an order came in for fifteen pieces of 20m of wood. Ben misread the 20m as 20 million, not 20 metres - and ignored the f...
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Funny story: Could the metric system kill the middle class?

Could the metric system kill the middle class?

LONDON - After Inhopeless decided to let his right-wing cousins Bob run Inhopeless Media Group for a day, he has found some... interesting news. According to research done by Bob, SI units could be the number one killer of middle-class families. Although the true middle-class is nothing like Bob says, here is what he says. The middle-classes, who are mostly educated, distrust the metric s...
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Funny story: Obama to Convert United States to Metric System

Obama to Convert United States to Metric System

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Under Presidental Decree, Obama has passed the Metricfication Act, which will turn all road signs, labels and such into their equivalent metric units. The act puts nearly $500mn aside for a consumer awareness drive, and the repl...
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