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Funny story: Indian "Head Bangers" wearing turbans trash stage at Metallica concert!

Indian "Head Bangers" wearing turbans trash stage at Metallica concert!

Metallica were supposed to play an open-air concert in Delhi last Friday, but the concert was called off due to crazed, turbaned Indian "head-bangers" trashing the stage before the concert began. 25000 head-bangers, who had never ever seen a heavy...
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Funny story: East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

Hundreds of thousands of heavy metal fans across the country have been going crazy with anticipation for a concert by "The Big 4" of heavy metal at Yankees Stadium in Bronx NYC. The Big 4 are speed metal pioneers Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and...
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Funny story: Hellmouth Opens in Grounds of Knebworth House

Hellmouth Opens in Grounds of Knebworth House

The Occult News is reporting that about 50,000 demons have been spotted rampaging around the grounds of Knebworth House near Stevenage, prompting fears that a new Hellmouth has opened. The demons, many of them pasty teenagers or pot-bellied middle...
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Funny story: Panpipes Play Metallica at Number 3 in the Charts

Panpipes Play Metallica at Number 3 in the Charts

A Panpipe CD of the hits of Metallica is currently sitting pretty at number 3 in the charts. This shows a nadir in the health of the country's record buying habits, for this is normally the type of music that people complain about in Supermarkets.
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Funny story: Metallica To Play Gig In Queen's Bedroom

Metallica To Play Gig In Queen's Bedroom

Metallica, the US heavy metal band, are to play a one-off concert at Buckingham Palace this Saturday the 27th of September, says a Press release on the group's website. The Los Angeles-based outfit have organised the gig to commemorate the 22nd an...
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Funny story: James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

Metallica rock icon James Hetfield is joining forces with Axl Rose and the Gun N' Roses guys for a special once-off reunion tour staring in Montreal on June 18t...
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Funny story: Metallica embarks on literature workshop tour

Metallica embarks on literature workshop tour

Miami, Florida - In response to a comment by Pulitzer Prize winning columnist Brave Darry of the Miami Herald, Metallica has joined up with other metal bands to start a world literary workshop tour that kicks off this weekend.
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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