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Thunder Snow!

The country is once again facing it's gravest threat. We the British people must stand strong and united in the face of such a unrelenting invasion! We are of course talking about the few days every year the entire country loses it's shit over some s...

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Computer runs out of storm names and generates: Gefutzsbttx

Funny story: Computer runs out of storm names and generates: Gefutzsbttx

The Met Office has announced a new naming convention for storms, after experts ran out of common names, and then words in the English dictionary last week. A spokesman admitted, "We have cycled through three 'tropical storm Ruth's over the last 6...

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BBC to adopt the Vague Temperature Scale on weather reports

Funny story: BBC to adopt the Vague Temperature Scale on weather reports

After complaints that the BBC's latest attempts to get across how cold it is are worse than useless, the BBC have turned to professor Cryan Box for permission to use his vague temperature scale. In the past, the BBC told people what the temperatur...

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Flaming June - Met Office Bust Popular Myth

Funny story: Flaming June - Met Office Bust Popular Myth

Torrential downpours across the country saw two months' rain fall in 24 hours yesterday. And weather forecasters are warning that heavy showers will return by the end of the week. The rain has caused chaos, with floods hitting various parts of...

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Britain Must Prepare For 'Hottest Heatwave In Centuries' Say Experts

Funny story: Britain Must Prepare For 'Hottest Heatwave In Centuries' Say Experts

As the twilight looms in the month of May, UK Met Office experts have warned of an impending heatwave, the likes of which have never been seen since last time. Weatherwatch spokesperson, Jenny Pendlebreast, explained that researchers have studied...

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Met Office Predicts Sizzling Barbecue Weekend - Get The Brollies Ready!

Funny story: Met Office Predicts Sizzling Barbecue Weekend - Get The Brollies Ready!

Weather boffins are today warning shivering Britons to get ready for a wet and cold weekend. They say today (Wednesday) is likely to be the hottest day of the year so far and while Thursday and Friday are likely to get cooler, the weekend could be...

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Met Office "Crap" Admission

Funny story: Met Office "Crap" Admission

UK's Meteorological Office - the Met Office - is at the centre of a storm again after it was discovered that they deliberately seek to confuse TV viewers with contradictory forecasts. The latest row comes just weeks after the organisation...

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Met Office - Rain Is A Once In a 1000 Year Experience

Funny story: Met Office - Rain Is A Once In a 1000 Year Experience

It's a tragic day for Britain. Rainfall on an unprecedented scale hammered the north of England today, with the Cumbrian towns of Cockermouth and Workington bearing the brunt of nature's fury. The greatest tragedy involved Police Constable Bill Ba...

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Clouds Gather As Tories Threaten Met Office Sell Off

Funny story: Clouds Gather As Tories Threaten Met Office Sell Off

Liam Fox, Shadow spokeperson for extremely daft ideas has outlined how the Conservative party plan to save the nation billions. They are going to privitise weather forecasters. By selling off the man who warns you not to have a bar b q at the weekend...

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British Met Office accused of incompetency

Funny story: British Met Office accused of incompetency

Accusations have been pointed at the British Met Office for inability to predict the weather now, never mind for tomorrow. Claims that predicting the weather is complicated are ridiculed by meteorologists from the rest of the world who quite often...

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Whitby Whiteout

Funny story: Whitby Whiteout

Whitby in north Yorkshire was brought to a standstill on Saturday as five inches of snow fell in the space of an hour. Fans travelling for the FA Trophy match in Whitby were caught by surprise. "I came over the hill above Whitby and it was like lo...

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Britain Basks In Hottest April Since...Yawn

Funny story: Britain Basks In Hottest April Since...Yawn

The UK Met Office has said that this month has been the hottest April since records began in 1659. The average temperature was 12.2 degrees Celsius, a full 3 degrees higher than the previous historical high of 9.2 degrees Celsius rec...

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