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Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Funny story: Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Now President Trump has been called many things in his short career, but a head-banging, loony, Israeli Rabbi has topped all of the descriptions of Trump's schizo characteristics, by claiming, "Trump is the return of the Messiah!" Jesus Christ, (...

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Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Funny story: Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Donald Trump seems strong in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, but that doesn't mean he'll curb his more fringe tendencies. This week, Trump spoke at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, where he brought his brash viewpoi...

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Death of Ariel Sharon Has Messiah Watchers In A Frenzy

Funny story: Death of Ariel Sharon Has Messiah Watchers In A Frenzy

After the death of former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon millions of Christians are "looking for signs" that the the new Messiah is among us and are eagerly awaiting salvation and the opportunity to say "I told you so" and to nod their heads kn...

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Jewish Messiah to be Named SOON! Trinity Possible…

Funny story: Jewish Messiah to be Named SOON! Trinity Possible…

After over a millennium of anticipation, punctuated by occasional promises from their Lord of a Messiah to be named "later," Jews worldwide were thrilled to learn that their Messiah will be named SOON. Sources have confirmed that on the short-list fo...

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Obama Commissions GM to Build 'Messiah Mobile' as He Plots 2012 'Run for Ressurection Campaign!"

Funny story: Obama Commissions GM to Build 'Messiah Mobile' as He Plots 2012 'Run for Ressurection Campaign!"

President Barack Obama, supported by Wife Michelle, and inspired by the recent Royal Wedding and the awe in which some of the world's innocents hold the Pope, the one from BIG Italy, not LITTLE Italy in NYC, has directed his privately run auto fi...

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Shock News - Obama may not be the Messiah after all

Funny story: Shock News - Obama may not be the Messiah after all

When the most Powerful nation in the world elected 'some black dude' to be its head of state, the rest of the world mouthed a collective: "mmmm shiney!" Now, as Barak Obama faces one of the biggest mid-term defeats in US history, supporters are ask...

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Alan Shearer admits that he's 'A Very Naughty boy'

Funny story: Alan Shearer admits that he's 'A Very Naughty boy'

Alan Shearer, the so called 'saviour of Newcastle' was forced to admit last night that he was "not the messiah, but a very naughty boy." Speaking after Newcastle's 2-0 defeat to Chelsea, Shearer owned up to a elaborate hoax, after admitting that h...

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A new Christmas carol for the Messiah Shearer

Funny story: A new Christmas carol for the Messiah Shearer

Once in Royal St. James's city Stood a lonely football club Where an owner laid out no money Like a dog in a manger bed Ashley was that owner mild Alan Shearer the little child He came from the Beeb to Tyneside Leaving Hansen, Lineker, et al And his new club was unstable Never winning bugger all Geordie fans all must be Hopeful, incomprehensibly And our eyes at last shall see him...

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Shearer greeted like the Messiah in Newcastle

Funny story: Shearer greeted like the Messiah in Newcastle

Following Barack Obama entering London looking like an ass - or rather sitting on one - it was new Newcastle United manager Alan Shearer's turn to get the Messiah treatment today. Thousands of adoring people lined the streets of Newcastle-upon-Tyn...

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Gordon Brown seen as the Messiah

Funny story: Gordon Brown seen as the Messiah

Gordon Brown leads the world by nationalising the UK banking system reports ratters. Son of a minister Gordon Brown is seen as the "Messiah" as the world economic nears meltdown. "I had no option," Gordon stated. "Money is the root of all evil...

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My Little Wayne's The New Messiah Claims Mum

Funny story: My Little Wayne's The New Messiah Claims Mum

2006 years after the birth of Christ a woman from Pease Pottage is claiming to have given birth to the new Messiah.

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'New Messiah asks this of you'

Funny story: 'New Messiah asks this of you'

"People of all nations, of all races, of all religions, I ask of you these things"...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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