Now President Trump has been called many things in his short career, but a head-banging, loony, Israeli Rabbi has topped all of the descriptions of Trump's schizo characteristics, by claiming, "Trump is the return of the Messiah!"
Jesus Christ, (...
Donald Trump seems strong in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, but that doesn't mean he'll curb his more fringe tendencies.
This week, Trump spoke at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, where he brought his brash viewpoi...
After the death of former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon millions of Christians are "looking for signs" that the the new Messiah is among us and are eagerly awaiting salvation and the opportunity to say "I told you so" and to nod their heads kn...
After over a millennium of anticipation, punctuated by occasional promises from their Lord of a Messiah to be named "later," Jews worldwide were thrilled to learn that their Messiah will be named SOON. Sources have confirmed that on the short-list fo...
President Barack Obama, supported by Wife Michelle, and inspired by the recent Royal Wedding and the awe in which some of the world's innocents hold the Pope, the one from BIG Italy, not LITTLE Italy in NYC, has directed his privately run auto fi...
When the most Powerful nation in the world elected 'some black dude' to be its head of state, the rest of the world mouthed a collective: "mmmm shiney!" Now, as Barak Obama faces one of the biggest mid-term defeats in US history, supporters are ask...
Alan Shearer, the so called 'saviour of Newcastle' was forced to admit last night that he was "not the messiah, but a very naughty boy."
Speaking after Newcastle's 2-0 defeat to Chelsea, Shearer owned up to a elaborate hoax, after admitting that h...
Once in Royal St. James's city
Stood a lonely football club
Where an owner laid out no money
Like a dog in a manger bed
Ashley was that owner mild
Alan Shearer the little child
He came from the Beeb to Tyneside
Leaving Hansen, Lineker, et al
And his new club was unstable
Never winning bugger all
Geordie fans all must be
And our eyes at last shall see him...
Following Barack Obama entering London looking like an ass - or rather sitting on one - it was new Newcastle United manager Alan Shearer's turn to get the Messiah treatment today.
Thousands of adoring people lined the streets of Newcastle-upon-Tyn...
Gordon Brown leads the world by nationalising the UK banking system reports ratters.
Son of a minister Gordon Brown is seen as the "Messiah" as the world economic nears meltdown.
"I had no option," Gordon stated. "Money is the root of all evil...
2006 years after the birth of Christ a woman from Pease Pottage is claiming to have given birth to the new Messiah.
"People of all nations, of all races, of all religions, I ask of you these things"...
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