It has been confirmed that a Comedian will replace Tubbs from the League of Gentlemen-lookalike Mervyn King as the Governor of the Bank of England.
In a surprise move the Chancellor announced the unknown Comedian as the new head, before adding tha...
Following the announcement that CPI inflation in the UK in the 12 months to April was 4.5% per cent, the Bank has published a letter from the Governor to the Chancellor, as required by policy. The letter is reproduced below:
Bank of England
London EC2R 8AH
The Rt Hon George Osborne
Chancellor of the Exchequer
1 Horse Guards Road
London SW1A 2HQ
As you w...
Harking back to the 'good old days' of the English Civil War the Government has passed emergency legislation declaring a State of Emergency which will enable them to execute Mervyn King, former Governor of the Bank of England.
It is thought the ex...
Markets were spooked this afternoon after Mervyn King, governor of the Bank of England took 'the pound' out for lunch and forgot to put it back.
Brokers, some of them sober, were incensed that the pound could not be traded this afternoon and asked...
Robert Pattinson the actor who was in that Vampire film Twilight is uncomfortable with the fame that has come with success. Pattinson claims he is suffering serious hearing problems because everywhere he goes he is met with the shrieks and screams of...
Mervyn King the International darts player not The Governor of The Bank Of England with the same name is involved in a major controversy with World Darts Champion Phil The Power Taylor.
The feud started last year during a match they were in when T...
Mervyn King The Governor of the Bank of England not the darts player has asked the Queen of England to donate half her personal fortune to the Bank Of England otherwise we are all going to go totally broke.
The Queen of England and many colonies a...
It has been today announced that the nation faces a huge deficit in the country's current account.
Apparently, spending has exceeded income by £42 billion and we are overdrawn!
The Bank of England has written to Prime Minister Gordon Brown to s...
The Bank of England today revealed it would cease setting interest rates - with the cost of borrowing set at random.
Mervyn King, Bank of England top dog, told reporters outside his West London mansion: "In the current economic environment, if int...
Gordon Brown accepted today that his various attempts to kick-start the economy were probably doomed to failure. He said he was convinced the individual ideas were fine, but kick-starting was a really bad name for it.
"Kick-starting nearly always...
The Bank of England has cut interest rates once again to help to encourage the economy to recover. The cut of 0.00% is seen as a way of cutting the base rate without it going down to zero and punishing lenders.
All previous cuts to the interest r...
London - (Fiscal Ass Mess): Bank of England governor Mervyn King warned today that even if the printing presses keep churning out tens of billions in brand new fifty quid notes 24/7 for the next 10 years the country is so screwed over that the word b...
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