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Funny story: Bank of England Governor's letter to the Chancellor

Bank of England Governor's letter to the Chancellor

Following the announcement that CPI inflation in the UK in the 12 months to April was 4.5% per cent, the Bank has published a letter from the Governor to the Chancellor, as required by policy. The letter is reproduced below: Bank of England London EC2R 8AH The Rt Hon George Osborne Chancellor of the Exchequer HM Treasury 1 Horse Guards Road London SW1A 2HQ Dear Chancellor As you w...
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Funny story: King to be Beheaded

King to be Beheaded

Harking back to the 'good old days' of the English Civil War the Government has passed emergency legislation declaring a State of Emergency which will enable them to execute Mervyn King, former Governor of the Bank of England. It is thought the ex...
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Funny story: Pound goes missing

Pound goes missing

Markets were spooked this afternoon after Mervyn King, governor of the Bank of England took 'the pound' out for lunch and forgot to put it back. Brokers, some of them sober, were incensed that the pound could not be traded this afternoon and asked...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Robert Pattinson the actor who was in that Vampire film Twilight is uncomfortable with the fame that has come with success. Pattinson claims he is suffering serious hearing problems because everywhere he goes he is met with the shrieks and screams of...
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Funny story: Mervyn King says "I Didn't Do It"

Mervyn King says "I Didn't Do It"

Mervyn King the International darts player not The Governor of The Bank Of England with the same name is involved in a major controversy with World Darts Champion Phil The Power Taylor. The feud started last year during a match they were in when T...
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Funny story: King asks Queen to donate half her fortune to save the Bank of England

King asks Queen to donate half her fortune to save the Bank of England

Mervyn King The Governor of the Bank of England not the darts player has asked the Queen of England to donate half her personal fortune to the Bank Of England otherwise we are all going to go totally broke. The Queen of England and many colonies a...
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Funny story: £42 Billion Black Hole In Government Funds

£42 Billion Black Hole In Government Funds

It has been today announced that the nation faces a huge deficit in the country's current account. Apparently, spending has exceeded income by £42 billion and we are overdrawn! The Bank of England has written to Prime Minister Gordon Brown to s...
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Funny story: Interest rates to be random

Interest rates to be random

The Bank of England today revealed it would cease setting interest rates - with the cost of borrowing set at random. Mervyn King, Bank of England top dog, told reporters outside his West London mansion: "In the current economic environment, if int...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown: Economic Kick Start 'Doomed to Failure'

Gordon Brown: Economic Kick Start 'Doomed to Failure'

Gordon Brown accepted today that his various attempts to kick-start the economy were probably doomed to failure. He said he was convinced the individual ideas were fine, but kick-starting was a really bad name for it. "Kick-starting nearly always...
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Funny story: Bank of England Cuts Interest Rate by 0.00% to Help Boost Economy

Bank of England Cuts Interest Rate by 0.00% to Help Boost Economy

The Bank of England has cut interest rates once again to help to encourage the economy to recover. The cut of 0.00% is seen as a way of cutting the base rate without it going down to zero and punishing lenders. All previous cuts to the interest r...
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Funny story: Hell, all this stimulation is screwing over the country Bank of England Governor tells Brown

Hell, all this stimulation is screwing over the country Bank of England Governor tells Brown

London - (Fiscal Ass Mess): Bank of England governor Mervyn King warned today that even if the printing presses keep churning out tens of billions in brand new fifty quid notes 24/7 for the next 10 years the country is so screwed over that the word b...
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