New Zealand Prime Minister John Key announced today that he intends to adopt "a full frontal position", and sport a merkin.
On the heels of the Scottish bid for independence, and riding the wave of referendum, Key sees changing the national flag...
It was while they were spending a relaxing long weekend at their bohemian flat in Much Wenlock in Shropshire recently, that Twilight duo, the elegantly wasted and sexily ashen couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, had the fashion idea that le...
Pneumatic star Katie Price aka Jordan has today revealed that her new false eyelash range is in fact a new range of designer merkins called "Katies Merkin Minge."
Famous for having her finger in one too many business deals Jordan will be launching...
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