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Veteran politician Ming Campbell and antique entertainer Max Bygraves form double act and release new CD

Funny story: Veteran politician Ming Campbell and antique entertainer Max Bygraves form double act and release new CD

The entertainment world was thrown into raptures today when former leader of the LibDems, Ming Campbell and teenage heartthrob of the late 19th century Max Bygraves announced their collaboration on a CD of new songs entitled "Ming alonga...

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Sir Ming called out of retirement to train English Rugby Squad

Funny story: Sir Ming called out of retirement to train English Rugby Squad

The former Lib-Dem leader has been called out of retirement after just one day to serve his country once more. It is hoped that he will make a better trainer than he was politician.

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Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

Funny story: Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

In a embittered and scathing press conference today, ex-Liberal-Democrat leader Sir Menzies 'Ming' Campbell apportioned the blame for his resignation on the media's apparent obsession with his ma...

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Ming & Britney's Liberal Love Making

Funny story: Ming & Britney's Liberal Love Making

The 'toxic' chanteuse famous for hitting a baby one more time has eloped with confused ex-Lib Dem burden Sir Menzies Camp Bell.

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Menzies Campbell, Gordon Brown and David Cameron all part of Scots conspiracy to rule England

Funny story: Menzies Campbell, Gordon Brown and David Cameron all part of Scots conspiracy to rule England

While the media concentrates on cocoa-drinking Sir Menzies Campbell's enforced resignation as leader of the Liberal Democrats, a more worrying story has emerged, namely that of a Scots conspiracy to transfer political power from London to...

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Sir Minge Resigns: Was he Pushed, or did the Zimmer Collapse?

Funny story: Sir Minge Resigns: Was he Pushed, or did the Zimmer Collapse?

It's official! Sir Minge Campbell has resigned as sort-of leader of the Leb/Dim party type thing. The race is now on to find his sort-of successor type thingy.

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Sir Minge Goes for Old

Funny story: Sir Minge Goes for Old

In a fighting speech at the Lib-Dem conference today, Sir Minge Campbell, their sort of leader, announced that far from his age being a hindrance it will be an election winner.

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Sir Minge Admits Liking Young Turkeys

Funny story: Sir Minge Admits Liking Young Turkeys

In an astonishing confession today on the BBC's 'World at One', Sir Minge Camp-bell, sort of Lib Dem leader, admitted that he likes young turkeys.

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Sir Ming to Flounce

Funny story: Sir Ming to Flounce

Sir Menzies (Ming the Merciless) Campbell, Lib Dem leader, is expected to test the loyalty of fellow Lib Dem at their conference this week.

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Missing Ming

Funny story: Missing Ming

A spokesperson from Scotland Yard today confirmed the Liberal Democrats have filed a missing persons report for it's leader Ming Campbell, and was forced to admit in a broadcasted appeal that 'we actually have no knowledge of his most recent...

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Harold Macmillan found alive!

Funny story: Harold Macmillan found alive!

Earlier today, former Conservative Prime Minister Harold Macmillan was found to be living in a nursing home near Eastbourne. Known to everyone at the home simply as 'Fred', he was transferred there after staying in hospital b...

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Menzies Shocker: "I Was A Sapphic Spy"

Funny story: Menzies Shocker: "I Was A Sapphic Spy"

Liberal Democrat leadership candidate Sir Menzies Campbell has admitted that he is a lesbian and once worked for the KGB. In a frank interview with The Disaster, Sir Menzies (pronounced ‘Mingus') disclosed that he has also been responsible for gun-ru...

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Menzies fingers Mingus

Funny story: Menzies fingers Mingus

Menzies Campbell has today pulled out of the race for the Liberal Democrat leadership after admitting to having fingered jazz legend Charles Mingus. 'I've always enjoyed his loose bass-oriented rhythms' said the experienced MP for Fife No...

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