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In New Study Harvard University Finds Vaping Causes Loneliness

Funny story: In New Study Harvard University Finds Vaping Causes Loneliness

Vaping is the act of inhaling and exhaling an aerosol, often referred to as vapor, which is produced by an e-cigarette or similar device. Aerosol, often mistaken for water vapor, actually consists of fine particles. Many of these particles contain va...

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NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

Funny story: NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

In a televised appearance Friday morning, NRA spokestwit Dick Shuter demanded that the U.S. federal and state governments immediately stop funding psychiatric facilities across the country, and also stop supplying mental patients with free anti-psych...

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Move over FitBit - Introducing tbe ShitFitBit, for Toddlers.

Funny story: Move over FitBit - Introducing tbe ShitFitBit, for Toddlers.

San Jose, CA - Riding the wave of the rise in popularity of fitness trackers, one popular fitness-tracking company is set to release its latest product, ShitFitBit, which is designed to keep track of all your crazy toddler's shit-fits. "Many frant...

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Republicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths

Funny story: Republicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.-The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to make less infamous those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office. Doctor Fernando La...

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American Psychological Association Announces Armageddon: Election Stress Disorder

Funny story: American Psychological Association Announces Armageddon: Election Stress Disorder

WASHINGTON - I don't think any American has been able to escape the train wreck that has become our presidential election cycle. It's hard to look away. Even harder to avoid. It has dominated virtually every fiber of American society - from the obses...

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Trump Has Serious Mental Illness

Funny story: Trump Has Serious Mental Illness

Recent suggestions by medical doctors and psychoanalysts have sparked a national conversation and the media has pressed candidates Clinton and Trump about submitting to a panel of MD's to check their physical health as well as submitting to psychoana...

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Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

Funny story: Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump-Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump's supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn's sup...

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Debate Over Effectiveness of Positive Thinking and Affirmations Rages among Losers; Winners Have Little to Say on Subject

Funny story: Debate Over Effectiveness of Positive Thinking and Affirmations Rages among Losers; Winners Have Little to Say on Subject

A study recently released by the Self-Center for American Psychology noted a sharp divide among losers regarding the effectiveness of the positive self-statements known as "affirmations"; winners, however, had little to say on the subject. Accordi...

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Be Brave... 'Mental Toughness' Coming your Way

Funny story: Be Brave... 'Mental Toughness' Coming your Way

Mental Toughness Training is all the rage in America. It is promoted by the National Strength and Conditioning Association who, like the Scientologists, have written copiously on the subject. It is defined as "grit and determination to achieve one's long-term goals and to exercise combative skills and strength against one's adversaries." It could become big business. U-R-FKD Magazine recently d...

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Children Who Whisper at Risk for Psychosis in Adulthood

Funny story: Children Who Whisper at Risk for Psychosis in Adulthood

Atlanta, GA: The Center for Disease Control issued an alarming report that states a child's risk for developing serious psychiatric disorders in adulthood increased by 62% if they excessively "whispered". Lawrence Lipschitz M.D. said parents shoul...

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Guy Who Claims to Have Multiple Personalities Really Just a Lying Creep with a Boring Life

Funny story: Guy Who Claims to Have Multiple Personalities Really Just a Lying Creep with a Boring Life

Do you have a colleague who always tells you about the crazy-fun weekend he had, when all you can do is think about how you were home alone in a snuggie watching Netflix? You know, the guy who talks about how he took a last-minute flight to Miami...

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Shocking Leak by APA Confirms Depression-Aviation Link

Funny story: Shocking Leak by APA Confirms Depression-Aviation Link

In a leaked document from the American Psychiatric Association it details how much time is spent sifting through reports regarding concerned flight school instructors needing guidance on "worrisome students". One psychiatrist speaking on condition...

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Obama, Boehner Have Mental Disorders

Funny story: Obama, Boehner Have Mental Disorders

The American Psychiatric Association has sought to determine who is most mentally ethically challenged, Republican Speaker of The House, John Boehner, or Democratic President Barack Obama. A study utilizing the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of...

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"Software Dementia" Now Recognized By American Psychiatric Association

Funny story: "Software Dementia" Now Recognized By American Psychiatric Association

Arlington, VA - The American Psychiatric Association (APA) has officially recognized "Software Dementia" as a legitimate mental illness and, as such, recommends the condition be covered by health insurance providers and be included under the American...

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Isla Vista shooter accumulates points toward l'enfant horrible trophy

Funny story: Isla Vista shooter accumulates points toward l'enfant horrible trophy

This weekend's attack in Isla Vista is now being seen as akin to the Adam Lanza massacre in Newtown, Connecticut, which cost the lives of twenty children and six of their adult protectors. The Isla Vista murderer, Elliott Rodger, has a count of si...

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Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Funny story: Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Recent reports indicate that State Mental Hospitals across the country are treating their worst cases of insanity by forcing patients to use a computer running Windows 8 for prolonged periods of time. "It's true" confirmed a spokesperson for the...

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U.S. Army Recruits Mentally Ill

Funny story: U.S. Army Recruits Mentally Ill

Chairman Carl Levin (D-MI) and ranking member Jim Inhofe (R-OK) of Senate Armed Forces Committee got into shouting match today over Army recruiting practices at today's committee hearing. The background is that 25% of soldiers currently serving in...

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New DSM V Disorder: Gun Fetishist's Separation Anxiety

Funny story: New DSM V Disorder: Gun Fetishist's Separation Anxiety

The new DSM V categorization of psychiatric disorders published by the American Psychiatric Association as a new description of separation anxiety and a new category of fetishes. In the DSM IV these disorders related only to people. But now they h...

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