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Funny story: Debate Over Effectiveness of Positive Thinking and Affirmations Rages among Losers; Winners Have Little to Say on Subject

Debate Over Effectiveness of Positive Thinking and Affirmations Rages among Losers; Winners Have Little to Say on Subject

A study recently released by the Self-Center for American Psychology noted a sharp divide among losers regarding the effectiveness of the positive self-statements known as "affirmations"; winners, however, had little to say on the subject. Accordi...
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Funny story: Be Brave... 'Mental Toughness' Coming your Way

Be Brave... 'Mental Toughness' Coming your Way

Mental Toughness Training is all the rage in America. It is promoted by the National Strength and Conditioning Association who, like the Scientologists, have written copiously on the subject. It is defined as "grit and determination to achieve one's long-term goals and to exercise combative skills and strength against one's adversaries." It could become big business. U-R-FKD Magazine recently d...
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Funny story: Children Who Whisper at Risk for Psychosis in Adulthood

Children Who Whisper at Risk for Psychosis in Adulthood

Atlanta, GA: The Center for Disease Control issued an alarming report that states a child's risk for developing serious psychiatric disorders in adulthood increased by 62% if they excessively "whispered". Lawrence Lipschitz M.D. said parents shoul...
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Funny story: Guy Who Claims to Have Multiple Personalities Really Just a Lying Creep with a Boring Life

Guy Who Claims to Have Multiple Personalities Really Just a Lying Creep with a Boring Life

Do you have a colleague who always tells you about the crazy-fun weekend he had, when all you can do is think about how you were home alone in a snuggie watching Netflix? You know, the guy who talks about how he took a last-minute flight to Miami...
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Funny story: Shocking Leak by APA Confirms Depression-Aviation Link

Shocking Leak by APA Confirms Depression-Aviation Link

In a leaked document from the American Psychiatric Association it details how much time is spent sifting through reports regarding concerned flight school instructors needing guidance on "worrisome students". One psychiatrist speaking on condition...
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Funny story: Obama, Boehner Have Mental Disorders

Obama, Boehner Have Mental Disorders

The American Psychiatric Association has sought to determine who is most mentally ethically challenged, Republican Speaker of The House, John Boehner, or Democratic President Barack Obama. A study utilizing the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of...
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Funny story: "Software Dementia" Now Recognized By American Psychiatric Association

"Software Dementia" Now Recognized By American Psychiatric Association

Arlington, VA - The American Psychiatric Association (APA) has officially recognized "Software Dementia" as a legitimate mental illness and, as such, recommends the condition be covered by health insurance providers and be included under the American...
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Funny story: Isla Vista shooter accumulates points toward l'enfant horrible trophy

Isla Vista shooter accumulates points toward l'enfant horrible trophy

This weekend's attack in Isla Vista is now being seen as akin to the Adam Lanza massacre in Newtown, Connecticut, which cost the lives of twenty children and six of their adult protectors. The Isla Vista murderer, Elliott Rodger, has a count of si...
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Funny story: Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Recent reports indicate that State Mental Hospitals across the country are treating their worst cases of insanity by forcing patients to use a computer running Windows 8 for prolonged periods of time. "It's true" confirmed a spokesperson for the...
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Funny story: U.S. Army Recruits Mentally Ill

U.S. Army Recruits Mentally Ill

Chairman Carl Levin (D-MI) and ranking member Jim Inhofe (R-OK) of Senate Armed Forces Committee got into shouting match today over Army recruiting practices at today's committee hearing. The background is that 25% of soldiers currently serving in...
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Funny story: New DSM V Disorder: Gun Fetishist's Separation Anxiety

New DSM V Disorder: Gun Fetishist's Separation Anxiety

The new DSM V categorization of psychiatric disorders published by the American Psychiatric Association as a new description of separation anxiety and a new category of fetishes. In the DSM IV these disorders related only to people. But now they h...
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Funny story: "Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

"Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

In an intimate romantic relationship between a man and a woman, it is inevitable that at some point the woman will say a sentence that begins with the words "Well, if I have to tell you." Depending on the specific relationship, sentences of this type...
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Funny story: New DSM-IV Mental Disorder Category For Tea Party

New DSM-IV Mental Disorder Category For Tea Party

DSM-IV Codes are the classification found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition, Text Revision, also known as DSM-IV-TR, a manual published by the American Psychiatric Association (APA) that includes all currently...
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Funny story: Reporting On Arrest of "El Chapo" Es Estupido

Reporting On Arrest of "El Chapo" Es Estupido

Andy Warhorse, President of the American Psychology Board, today praised American Journalists for helping to reduce tension among readership in U.S. newspapers. "The almost complete omission of historical background or context to the reporting of...
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Funny story: Homophobic Man struggles with his Fear

Homophobic Man struggles with his Fear

Dateline: New York--Morris Jenkins suffers from a debilitating fear of homosexuals, commonly called homophobia. When in the presence of gay people, he ceases to function. "I remember the first time the terror struck me," he said. "I was at work on my computer, sitting in my cubicle, and a co-worker told me he's gay. My lower lip quivered, I screamed like I was looking into the face of Death, an...
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Funny story: Young Woman miraculously ignores her Beauty and studies Philosophy

Young Woman miraculously ignores her Beauty and studies Philosophy

PITTSBURGH--Lisa Prettysweet, an achingly beautiful 26-year old, stunned her family and friends by showing the slightest interest in philosophy. Predictably, her reading of philosophy has made her more skeptical, pessimistic, and cynical and her pare...
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Funny story: Hope for Sufferers from Crazy Uncle Syndrome

Hope for Sufferers from Crazy Uncle Syndrome

Dateline: NEW YORK--Leo Cornwallis belongs to roughly the third of modern male siblings that suffer from Crazy Uncle Syndrome, according to the Sociological Index of Abnormality. But Leo and a growing number of others like him have sought to mitigate...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

LONDON (TS!) - Singer Susan Boyle says she has been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, a form of autism which has caused her to scare away men. Boyle told the Observer newspaper that she saw a specialist a year ago, who told her she had Asperger'...
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Kenyan Athletes forced to go for a "Drug Run!"

Kenyan Olympic team were forced to live in a Brazilian Favela for 3 days because they had no money left for the tickets home. They earned their tickets back by "Drug Running" it's a new Olympic sport!
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