Washington, DC The Trump Cabinet en masse decided to join "Auntie Mensah," a group that is considered the opposite of the group known as "Mensa," which is composed of people that have tested to be and known to possess high IQs or high intelligence.
After the infamous MENSA Tillerson Trump.com™ IQ Challenge the test results have been published.
Despite assurances from Tillerson that Trump.com™ was a moron it now turns out that Trump.com™ did not score enough points to reach...
After Tillersons outburst about the overall mental incompetency of the president, Trump.com™ has challenged him to an IQ competition.
Early details of what MENSAs Special Moron IQ Test will look like have been leaked to this reporter exclusi...
Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.
Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that causes them to review their statuses.
Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years.
"It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking.
Why is the well-known group going against A...
After reading several pieces on 'The Spoof' where Sparks and Mensa is used to denote middle England's favorite store Ron and Russell Mael better known as the band Sparks and to team up with High IQ club Mensa to promote learning.
"Both Ron and I...
Today, Mensa, the exclusive club devoted to people with high IQs, accepted a four-year -old girl, prompting the question: If Mensa is so smart, why does it want to hang out with four-year-olds?
To be sure, Tabitha Brady of Hampshire possesses an...
Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the highbrow high earners have revealed this year's spring fashions.
"We've taken the concept of spring," said head designer, Mark Spencer, "and incorporated it into our latest technological clothing."
Mensa, the society for people with IQs that put them in the top one hundred percent of the population, has come under fire for being misogynistic.
"Their very name shows the very barrier to women we are trying to destroy," said Philamina Black, h...
After a series of exhaustive tests, researchers at the U.S. Department of Education have found that the "higher being" responsible for Intelligent Design (ID) has an IQ of 78. This number falls within a range signifying "borderline deficiency in inte...
Mensa has sensationally reduced its stringent entry level.
In a shock announcement today, after decades of being branded the thickest town in the UK, Birmingham's residents were found to have the highest I.Q. on the planet!...
Tara Reid was accepted into the Mensa group today for achieving genius status resulting from her attempt at counting down to New Years at a Chicago club celebration.
Mensa is a very exclusive club admitting only the brightest 2 percent of the popu...
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