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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa to team up

Sparks and Mensa to team up

After reading several pieces on 'The Spoof' where Sparks and Mensa is used to denote middle England's favorite store Ron and Russell Mael better known as the band Sparks and to team up with High IQ club Mensa to promote learning. "Both Ron and I...
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Funny story: Chimpanzee joins Mensa

Chimpanzee joins Mensa

A chimpanzee called Colin has joined Mensa after scoring every answer perfectly in an IQ test, giving an apparent IQ of 150. Colin was one of twenty chimps who took the test at the Belgium Institute of Ape Research. Given a series of fifty multip...
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Funny story: Mensa Accepts Four-Year-Old

Mensa Accepts Four-Year-Old

Today, Mensa, the exclusive club devoted to people with high IQs, accepted a four-year -old girl, prompting the question: If Mensa is so smart, why does it want to hang out with four-year-olds? To be sure, Tabitha Brady of Hampshire possesses an...
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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa reveal spring fashions

Sparks and Mensa reveal spring fashions

Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the highbrow high earners have revealed this year's spring fashions. "We've taken the concept of spring," said head designer, Mark Spencer, "and incorporated it into our latest technological clothing." F...
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Funny story: Intelligentsia Society in trouble with the Political Correctness Brigade

Intelligentsia Society in trouble with the Political Correctness Brigade

Mensa, the society for people with IQs that put them in the top one hundred percent of the population, has come under fire for being misogynistic. "Their very name shows the very barrier to women we are trying to destroy," said Philamina Black, h...
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Funny story: I.Q. of Intelligent Design's Creator Pegged at 78

I.Q. of Intelligent Design's Creator Pegged at 78

After a series of exhaustive tests, researchers at the U.S. Department of Education have found that the "higher being" responsible for Intelligent Design (ID) has an IQ of 78. This number falls within a range signifying "borderline deficiency in inte...
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Funny story: B&Q IQ

B&Q IQ

Mensa has sensationally reduced its stringent entry level.
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Funny story: It's Official - Birmingham Residents Have Highest I.Q.

It's Official - Birmingham Residents Have Highest I.Q.

In a shock announcement today, after decades of being branded the thickest town in the UK, Birmingham's residents were found to have the highest I.Q. on the planet!...
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Funny story: Tara Reid accepted into Mensa

Tara Reid accepted into Mensa

Tara Reid was accepted into the Mensa group today for achieving genius status resulting from her attempt at counting down to New Years at a Chicago club celebration. Mensa is a very exclusive club admitting only the brightest 2 percent of the popu...
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Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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