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Funny story: Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears recently stated that the past two years have put a lot of stress on her. She revealed to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is starting to feel like the sound of wedding bells are fading fast in the West...
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Funny story: Twin Sisters Living In Colorado Discover That Climbing Pikes Peak on A Daily Basis Totally Eliminates The Symptoms of Menopause

Twin Sisters Living In Colorado Discover That Climbing Pikes Peak on A Daily Basis Totally Eliminates The Symptoms of Menopause

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Quackenbush twins, Georgia and Virginia have lived in Colorado Springs all of their lives. It wasn't until early this year that the 53-year-old siblings made an amazing discovery. The twins had both seen their gynecologist D...
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Funny story: Sales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket

Sales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket

Hot Flash Barbie is the newest addition to the Barbie doll franchise. Hot Flash Barbie features flushed skin, tiny beads of sweat on her brow and thinning hair. Accessories include a fan, a large iced beverage and a bottle of estrogen pills. "The...
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Funny story: Aspartame Boy hospitalized - no one cares

Aspartame Boy hospitalized - no one cares

Phoenix, AZ - After a skirmish outside U.N. headquarters, Aspartame Boy, our reporter on the science beat, was grossly injured after being brushed off by a Ms. Knotshohot, who claims she was being followed and bothered by Aspartame Boy. Police wer...
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Funny story: Hot flashes discovered to be major global warming source

Hot flashes discovered to be major global warming source

New York, NY - The U.N. Special Group on Global Warming has discovered, after an intense five year study, that the statistical cause of global warming consists of the hot flashes experienced by human females past a certain age. Researcher Ms. Knot...
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Funny story: MSNBC Fires Keith Olbermann over False Claims of Pregnancy & Unauthorized Maternity Leave!

MSNBC Fires Keith Olbermann over False Claims of Pregnancy & Unauthorized Maternity Leave!

There was shock and awe in the dwindling ranks of Keith Olbermann fans as he was unceremoniously dumped by CNBC when it turned out he had lied about his pregnancy, and further fleeced the network by taking Maternity Leave at full Pay! Commenting o...
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Funny story: Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" & Hormonal Change in Liberals Blamed for Hoarding of Popular Tampons!

Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" & Hormonal Change in Liberals Blamed for Hoarding of Popular Tampons!

A run on a popular brand of non-applicator type tampons has put far left liberals in a 'bloody mess' according to Chris Matthews, the talking head of CNBC's 'anchor' show, "Hairball" in a late night rant attributed to his panties bunching up in his...
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Funny story: Old Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office

Old Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office

A powerful combination of menopause and Geritol dominated the North American box office this past weekend, as Sex and the City packed them in to the tune of a $55.7 million opening weekend.
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Funny story: Menopausal Old Dear Gets Her Groove Back!

Menopausal Old Dear Gets Her Groove Back!

It was a tragic day when Doris Jones, 78 found out she was going through menopause, ''Well it was a good few years ago now, viagra had just came on perscription and my Albert was having a few problems getting his old man up you see. So one night he came home with the viagra slapped my bottom and told me to get upstairs and get my blouse off.
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