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Funny story: Male feminist couldn't take the heat

Male feminist couldn't take the heat

Andy Kolpakov, a member of the male feminist septic community is accused of being male and dangerous, for looking the wrong way. There were calls to the police of a peeping Tom on the same block Kolpakov lived on. As he made his way back from a f...
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Funny story: Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

NEW YORK, NY - Despite previous claims that chivalry had died, new research suggests that, though in critical condition, it is, in fact, still alive. Originally a set of principles for medieval knights, chivalry had, in more recent centuries lead...
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Funny story: Young White Men 'Excited' to Ruin Country With Third-Party Vote

Young White Men 'Excited' to Ruin Country With Third-Party Vote

NEW YORK, NY - A mere twenty-four hours before Election Day, it appears there's one group of voters Hillary Clinton still hasn't managed to win over: young, white men. A recent survey revealed that this group is overwhelmingly reluctant to cast their...
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Funny story: Melania Trump Calls Donald A "Boy"

Melania Trump Calls Donald A "Boy"

Melania Trump defended her husband to CNN's Anderson Cooper against sexual assault charges saying, "It's just boy talk." "When I'm at home I feel like I have two boys there, Junior and Barron, age 10." Ms. Trump continued, "Actually, sometimes...
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Funny story: The Singularity Is HERE! Monsanto Produces First Genetically Modified Human - Who/Which Bears Remarkable Resemblance to Average American Male

The Singularity Is HERE! Monsanto Produces First Genetically Modified Human - Who/Which Bears Remarkable Resemblance to Average American Male

Scientists everywhere agree that technology is progressing at an exponential rate and that, ultimately, biology and technology will fully and irrevocably merge - a phenomenon many have termed the "singularity." What's been hotly debated, however, is...
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Funny story: Sexist Man Blatantly Holds Door Open For Woman - Then Called "Rude, Inconsiderate, Sexist Jerk" After Letting Woman Get Door For Herself

Sexist Man Blatantly Holds Door Open For Woman - Then Called "Rude, Inconsiderate, Sexist Jerk" After Letting Woman Get Door For Herself

King's Beach, CA - A sexist man here got put in his place after holding the door open for a woman at the local Gas 'N' Sip Tuesday night. Sexist, Fred Holden, 45, single and a local fireman, held the door open for Anita Artisian and rudely said, "Aft...
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Funny story: Ten Things Women Look for in a Man

Ten Things Women Look for in a Man

(1) When she is in heat... the traits of a killer carnivore. (2) When she is not in heat... the traits of a florist who grows his own flowers and/or to look smoochy on the dance floor. (3) Money. Shit loads of it. (4) Unanimous approval from her friends. (5) When in heat... he must boast an IQ of three, know how to grunt with abandon and have a hairy chest. (6) When not in heat... h...
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Funny story: Gender Abolished; Teens No Longer Chained By Oppression

Gender Abolished; Teens No Longer Chained By Oppression

Gender has officially been abolished; states world leaders exiting a UN conference. "I feel that America needs to address the oppression that teens have to deal with just because they were born with a certain type of genitalia. " Says president o...
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Funny story: Man wins woman of the year award

Man wins woman of the year award

A 38 year old man from Belfast, Northern Ireland has won this year's woman of the year award. Patrick McMahon, who works as a long distance truck driver delivering stationery, is said to be delighted at being this year's recipient. Speaking...
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Funny story: Men Banned From Public Transport

Men Banned From Public Transport

In a controversial move announced today, all transport companies across the USA will be taking steps to ban men from using public transport at peak times. This follows a successful campaign by Free the Space, an activist group founded by Chloe Ben...
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Funny story: GQ Poll Shows Women Find Karate Stance Most Sexy

GQ Poll Shows Women Find Karate Stance Most Sexy

Washington, DC - a recent study of 3000 women around the globe, found that nearly three quarters of them found men to be sexiest when standing in a thai-chi, karate stance, regardless of ethnicity. This peeked our sexual curiosity around the offic...
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Funny story: Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Braxton, Mississippi - Henry Johnson Jr., a Mississippi Delta blues singer, was fired from his job at an auto tire shop by his own wife today, who then had sex with another man she hired to replace him. "The other man had no auto tire shop experie...
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Funny story: Male Rights Groups - Husbands To Have Option Of Routinely Giving Birth

Male Rights Groups - Husbands To Have Option Of Routinely Giving Birth

Genetically engineered organs have been developed which will allow fathers to give birth to babies three at a time in a Commercial Tyre Bay, Garage or any car Pit Stop. The organs will be available online and will plug into a USB socket transplan...
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Funny story: Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Some use their fingers. Some try with their tongues. Some even research it online. However, some men still struggle to find their girlfriend's clitoris. Although one Michigan-man recently took his clit-reconnaissance efforts to a-whole-other...
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Funny story: The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

Professor Naggin P. Hawgswaller of Cactass Community College in Cactass, California, today announced a major discovery when it comes to male behavior; what one drives is what one's life spins upon. During a smoke-out gathering for the graduating c...
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Funny story: Sports Cars To Tell The Truth

Sports Cars To Tell The Truth

All new sports cars are being fitted with a chip that screams the words "embarrassing penis length inside", when it is revved unnecessarily from a stationary position. The 'truth-chip' will be a big blow to large car manufacturers such as Porsche...
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Funny story: New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

A group of United States scientists from a Massachusetts Think Tank say they have made a major breakthrough in robotics. Speaker for the group, Dr. John Michael Lindsay, stated that they have come up with a robot that is as far ahead of the Al Gor...
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Funny story: Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Dr. Larry Fudd says that most women do not understand why men are so fascinated with their body parts. "It's amazing to me that we aren't worse than we already are", he told Doctors Magazine. "I don't agree with that flog Freud...that Fraud Floyd.
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