ATLANTA, GA- After a long, six month research period it was discovered that conversate is not a word.
This study comes from 40 year old, Geoffrey Bentine, who while in a conversation with a friend said, "Can we conversate later?" In turn his frie...
Parts of New Delhi, India had to be closed off today after violent confrontations with authorities erupted after an Indian man was chased away from a public toilet he was sitting on.
India's armed forces canceled New Year's Eve parties on Monday,...
The end of men is near
Listen up, men: the last US election proved very clearly that women aren't going to put up with any more bullshit from men. Not only are there more women than men voting nowadays; but more women are voting for what they want than for what we men want them to want.
I know I had a point to make, and that I have muddled it up, but you guys know what I mean already, w...
Men, do you have no idea what women are saying to you? Not a substantive clue what they really mean or feel? Well try Russ's new "Hologram White Caption Bubble" App for your smart phone. When your lady is speaking in that unintelligible language of h...
I've been accused of being a grumpy old man; it is true, I am. Some folk, mostly shrinks, ask me why I am so grouchy all the time; is it nature or nurture?
I live for this question!
It is both in my nature to be grumpy, and my nurturing assures I shall never change. Seven European families make up the sum of my gene pool. It was pissed in, repeatedly, by the women who swam there.
Two...
LOS ANGELES: Several men have turned to homeless dating in an effort to woo a partner during the current economic crises.
According to a recent survey, relationships between middle class men and homeless women have increased by 93%.
Spousal rej...
New York, NY-- A recent survey of sexuality in America has turned up some surprising results. Over 240 million Americans are transsexuals. The remaining 73 million Americans still identify themselves as being either male or female. Sex experts are...
After several failed relationships with women in their early to mid-20's, 62-year-old* bachelor Nick Candlewood decided to date only age-appropriate women in their 30's.
"There are some very smart, mature 25-year-olds out there," remarked Nick, "a...
A new study has found that, far from the luxury lifestyle women puport to have, the ladies of today are more than happy to clear away their business with own-brand low-grade toilet roll.
Out of all women asked in the survey 3 were happy to tell u...
After taking up an offer to escort a rather dishy, female martial arts expert to the Marine Corps ball Justin Timberlake felt so inadequate that he decided to toughen himself up and join the marines.
The dishy Marine, Kelsey de Santis, proved that...
Recordings from the early twentieth century have been extensively analysed by students at Uttoxeter University and compared to recordings over the intervening years. There have been several remarkable discoveries, including the fascinating fact that...
According to a recent study, following couples from 1898 to 2011, reports that after marriage women gain an average of 19 pounds within the first year.
Some say that this study comes as no shock. One reader explains that "women exist to get marrie...
It's official. New research carried out by Professor Donny Gall of the Irish institute for mind studies has shown vast differences between men and women.
Using a newly developed high definition head scanner Professor Gall can, for the first time s...
Bowing to pressure from feminist groups, the Federation of All Night Garage Owners (FANGO) have agreed to impose a £5 surcharge on each purchase of flowers or chocolates if purchased by an unaccompanied male.
The all night garage has long been emp...
After fourteen years of men hiding the fact that they cried during the movie "Titanic", William Manson came out today and told the public that he cried during Titanic.
Before William, there was another man to admit he cried during the movie, but...
The Male Equality Alliance League (MEAL) that boasts some very prominent figures including many politicians and has a list of over two million members has just published its Manifesto. To qualify for membership you have to be divorced and been out of a relationship for at least six months.
The aim of MEAL is to protect men in relationships from violent or destructive partners. Lance Sidebottom...
As if there weren't already enough rants available on the interwebs, featuring fanatical right or political left, bible thumping religious exclusivity, social, cultural or gender based preeminence, why not one more dedicated to the plight of the modern 50+ year old male.
Regardless of race, class, cultural upbringing or religious background, the Over Fifty Male, known in this thread to be the O...
Shops across the UK have braced themselves for the influx of inexperienced male shoppers desperately trying to find a last second Valentine's Day gift for their partners.
"We've put extra staff on," said Mark St John, manager of Lataman, Altrincha...