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Funny story: Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...
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Funny story: The Indianapolis 500 Will Become The Indianapolis 100 In 2013, In Order To Cut Down Fuel Consumption By 80%

The Indianapolis 500 Will Become The Indianapolis 100 In 2013, In Order To Cut Down Fuel Consumption By 80%

INDIANAPOLIS - The Indianapolis 500 Auto Race governing body known as The Indianapolis Motor Speedway Federation Coalition has just issued a compulsory directive. Gulliver "Green Flag" Greenhauser executive director of The IMSFC stated to the news...
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Funny story: U.S. Gasoline Falls Below $3.85 a Gallon, Travelers Temporarily Thrilled

U.S. Gasoline Falls Below $3.85 a Gallon, Travelers Temporarily Thrilled

Just in time for the Memorial Day weekend travel and the unofficial start to summer, U.S. gasoline prices have fallen below a national average price of $3.85 a gallon. Recent mandates by government officials had warned oil producers that collusi...
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Funny story: Memorial Day

Memorial Day

Memorial Day is a US holiday observed every year on last Monday of May to commemorate US soldiers who died while in military service. We conducted a nationwide survey to find out what this historic day means to the people. Here is what people answered: Working professional - Finally, a long weekend! I am going for a vacation. Vegas, maybe? Blue-collar worker paid hourly - No money to be m...
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Funny story: President Obama Threatens to Resign Over Memorial Day Flap

President Obama Threatens to Resign Over Memorial Day Flap

"Enough is enough," said President Obama when asked for what seemed the millionth time why he wasn't at Arlington National Cemetery in Washington, D.C. for a Memorial Day Service honoring the country's military men and women. "I am damned if I do, an...
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Funny story: BP Executives Now Understand Full Impact of Oil Spill Disaster

BP Executives Now Understand Full Impact of Oil Spill Disaster

New Orleans, LA - As millions of Americans ready themselves for a three-day Memorial Day weekend, BP executives and crew must work around the clock to continue efforts to stop the flow of oil into the Gulf of Mexico and at least appear as if they are...
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Funny story: Obama to lay Wreath upon Tomb of the Unknown Janitor

Obama to lay Wreath upon Tomb of the Unknown Janitor

Breaking with a long-held tradition, Barack Obama will not attend the Memorial Day ceremony performed by every other American war-time President of laying the wreath upon the head gravestone at Arlington National Cemetery. Instead, Mr. Obama...
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Funny story: 9/11 Memorial Mishap Angers NYC

9/11 Memorial Mishap Angers NYC

MANHATTAN - Famous bell maker, James Valdez, known for his exquisite bells which hang in such places as Notre Dame de Paris and Cathedrale de Mon Deux in Normandy, was commissioned to create bronze statues of the each of the members of the NYFD who l...
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Funny story: President Bush Visits Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

President Bush Visits Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

President Bush paid a Memorial Day visit to Arlington National Cemetery and stood by the tombs of the Unknown Soldiers from America's wars. After walking around the hallowed ground in silence for a few minutes in calm reflection, the President o...
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Funny story: Anti-Iraq War movement in U.S. calls it quits

Anti-Iraq War movement in U.S. calls it quits

It's Memorial Day in the U.S. Millions of Americans are celebrating by burning gasoline and barbecue lighter fluid. Tens of thousands of U.S. troops are occupying Iraq to secure its oil. Democrats in Congress have abjectly surrendered to Bush&#...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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