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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says That Lindsay Lohan Needs To Get Into Rehab Soon Before She Totally Implodes!

Joan Rivers Says That Lindsay Lohan Needs To Get Into Rehab Soon Before She Totally Implodes!

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers traveled back to her beloved New York City to spend some time with some old friends and to visit her $50 million. The undisputed "Queen of Mean" talked with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and said...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos

Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos

MANHATTAN - Reality TV star Joan Rivers, who stars in Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? and The Fashion Police was having lunch with her plain-featured platitudinous daughter Melissa at the highly popular Cinderella Cafeteria. The two Yiddish gals were easily overheard talking about having watched Christina Aguilera perform the other night on The Voice. Joan, 78, who was having a spinach...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Denies That Her And Rush Limbaugh Were Once Lovers

Joan Rivers Denies That Her And Rush Limbaugh Were Once Lovers

MANHATTAN - Joan Rivers was back at her old stomping grounds in the Big Apple visiting a couple of old friends; her gynecologist, Dr. Abdul Goldengrass and her cellulite specialist, Dr. Okaloosa Luluette Lickachevski. Rivers, who is known as "The...
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Funny story: The Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

The Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently said that if Chelsea Handler wants to get into a catfight with her then she will find out exactly how viciously mean a Yiddish cat can really be. The woman who has more plastic in her body than a whole platoon of l...
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Funny story: The Second Season of "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best" Premiers With Joan Having Her 734th Plastic Surgery

The Second Season of "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best" Premiers With Joan Having Her 734th Plastic Surgery

BEVERLY HILLS - The second season of WE TV's Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best has just had its premier and Joan Rivers is her same angry, sarcastic, space alien-looking, meddling self. The woman known as "The Bitch of Bitterness" admits to havi...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers and Daughter Melissa Visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and Remark "Okay, What The Hell's So Grand About It?"

Joan Rivers and Daughter Melissa Visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and Remark "Okay, What The Hell's So Grand About It?"

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Joan Rivers the 97-year-old star of the WE Network's reality show Joan Knows Best and her 42-year-old daughter Melissa visited the Grand Canyon in order to get away from the hustle and bustle of Los Angeles. And as the two sto...
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Funny story: The Reason Why Melissa and Joan Rivers Were Not Asked To Do 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Reason Why Melissa and Joan Rivers Were Not Asked To Do 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - As soon as this years eleven contestants on Dancing With The Stars were announced an angry Joan Rivers called up the DWTS producer and asked her why she and her semi-pretty daughter Melissa had been overlooked as contestants again. Rivers pointed out to DWTS Producer Bernadette Penderlicki that probably 95 percent of the shows viewers have never heard of Mike Catherwood or Chelsea K...
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Funny story: PlayGuy Magazine To Showcase Melissa and Joan Rivers In a Valentine's Day Nude Layout

PlayGuy Magazine To Showcase Melissa and Joan Rivers In a Valentine's Day Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Right Coast Illustrated Revue magazine has just found out that the editor of the highly reputable mens magazine PlayGuy Josette Emma Friscatti, has signed Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa Rivers to appear in a seven page nude Valentine'...
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Funny story: Melissa and Joan Rivers Naked Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

Melissa and Joan Rivers Naked Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Melissa Rivers and her mother comedian Joan Rivers have just shot a seven-page nude layout that will be appearing in the September issue of PlayGuy Magazine. Melissa who is 41, said that ever since she was eliminated from Donald Trump's...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers, 67, Gets A Tramp Stamp Tattoo

Joan Rivers, 67, Gets A Tramp Stamp Tattoo

BROOKLYN - The undisputed 'Queen of Comedy' (just ask her) Joan Rivers has done what Las Vegas odds-makers bet 10 to 1 she would never do. "Collagen" Joan has gotten herself a 'tramp stamp' tattoo. The four inch tall tattoo is a caricature of a Je...
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Funny story: Melissa Rivers and Her Mother Joan To Appear Nude In PlayAdult Magazine

Melissa Rivers and Her Mother Joan To Appear Nude In PlayAdult Magazine

NEW YORK CITY - In what is believed to be the first of its kind mens' magazine layout, Melissa Rivers, 41, and her mother Joan Rivers, 75, will be gracing the glossy pages of PlayAdult Men's Magazine in a mother/daughter photo shoot. Melissa was a...
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Funny story: Melissa Rivers To Sue Donald Trump For Firing Her

Melissa Rivers To Sue Donald Trump For Firing Her

NEW YORK CITY - Melissa Rivers, the 41-year-old daughter of comedienne Joan Rivers was fired from "Celebrity Apprentice" by Donald Trump. Needless to say Melissa left, but she did not go easy. She walked out into the hall ranting and raving and de...
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