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Adam Lambert's Intimate Glitter Trauma

Funny story: Adam Lambert's Intimate Glitter Trauma

LOS ANGELES - Adam Lambert performed at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum in LaLaLand. After the concert he was asked by iRumors Ling Chow Rangoon to clear up the glitter trauma rumors. Lambert kind of blushed a bit but replied that he would be glad...

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Intimate Pix of Paris Hilton's Bikini Line Reveal A Hint of Cellulite

Funny story: Intimate Pix of Paris Hilton's Bikini Line Reveal A Hint of Cellulite

BEVERLY HILLS - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that the celebutante who is known for doing absolutely nothing is feeling very depressed and melancholy. According to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette, Paris is positively devastated at...

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Hank Williams Jr., To Release A Gay And Lesbian Album

Funny story: Hank Williams Jr., To Release A Gay And Lesbian Album

NASHVILLE - Hank Williams Jr., says that he did not mean to offend gays and lesbians when he said that there are no gays and lesbians on farms, ranches, and out in the backwoods. Hank Jr., who was nicknamed Bocephus by his father the legendary cou...

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Rosie O'Donnell Says She's Getting The Best Christmas Gift Ever - A Brand New Wife

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Says She's Getting The Best Christmas Gift Ever - A Brand New Wife

NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host Rosie O'Donnell says that she has not been as happy as she is right now since the night back in March when she ate two Pizza Gal Pepperoni Pizzas all by herself. O'Donnell, 49, said that she has asked her new girlfri...

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Chelsea Handler Denies The Rumors About Her and Avowed Lesbian Melissa Etheridge

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Denies The Rumors About Her and Avowed Lesbian Melissa Etheridge

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler, of E Network's Chelsea Lately was spotted taking a tour of Madame Tussauds Hollywood Wax Museum. An unidentified museum goer later spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and revealed that she noticed that...

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California Has Banned Michele Bachmann From Entering The State

Funny story: California Has Banned Michele Bachmann From Entering The State

WEST HOLLYWOOD - A newly formed group calling itself The Gay Barbarians of America has just convinced the state of California to not allow GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann to enter the state. GBOA as the group is known is led by Rosie O...

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Melissa Etheridge In Yet Another Nasty Split!

Funny story: Melissa Etheridge In Yet Another Nasty Split!

Singer Melissa Etheridge is headed for Splitsville once again as she has filed for joint custody of children belonging to her and partner, Tammy Lynn Michaels. However, Michaels has now counter-sued saying that SHE was the one who was artificially...

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Melissa Etheridge: It Was Better When We Couldn't Marry

Funny story: Melissa Etheridge: It Was Better When We Couldn't Marry

Fingernails-on-blackboard singer Melissa Etheridge will no longer French kissing with the vertical lips with her live-in butter gutter,Tammy Lynn Muncher, but Mr. Ethridge had to file legal documents with the court to formally end her relationship wi...

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Rosie O'Donnell Finally Reveals The Real Reason Her Wife Kelli Carpenter Divorced Her

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Finally Reveals The Real Reason Her Wife Kelli Carpenter Divorced Her

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Rosie O'Donnell was in town appearing as a guest on local television cooking show Cookin Up A Storm With Stormy. The show's host Stormy Nittlefurst, who is considered one of the best cooks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, show...

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Melissa Etheridge and Chely Wright To Record "The Ballad Of The Glazed Donuts"

Funny story: Melissa Etheridge and Chely Wright To Record "The Ballad Of The Glazed Donuts"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Melissa Etheridge emailed Chely Wright as soon as she heard the 'carpet munching' news and invited her to do a duet with her. Chely replied that if by 'duet' she means a little bit of 'playpen pounding' she was sorry but she would...

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Famous Lesbian Couple Splits: Rock and Roller Melissa Etheridge Dumped By Wife Tammy Etheridge

Funny story: Famous Lesbian Couple Splits: Rock and Roller Melissa Etheridge Dumped By Wife Tammy Etheridge

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the nine year marriage between rock and roller Melissa Etheridge and her wife, housewife Tammy has hit the rock and roll rocks. Tammy 35, revealed that it got to the point where Melissa 48, had just become ins...

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Melissa Etheridge To Record A Gay Song With Adam Lambert And Clay Aiken

Funny story: Melissa Etheridge To Record A Gay Song With Adam Lambert And Clay Aiken

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Melissa Etheridge who was recently named to the Gay and Lesbian Musicians Hall of Fame has revealed that she will be going into the recording studio to record a song with Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken. The song, which was written by...

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Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell Buy Twitter

Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell Buy Twitter

HOLLYWOOD - In a move that has sent shock waves throughout the electronic world Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell have announced that they have just purchased Twitter. The three women through their company Tri-Guys Unlimited...

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Melissa Gilbert's New Book "Life Was Different Than 'Prairie'"

Funny story: Melissa Gilbert's New Book "Life Was Different Than 'Prairie'"

The Little House on the Prairie child star's new tell-all Prairie Tale recounts how her life disintegrated after starring on the long-running series with TV daddy Michael Landon! By the time she was 20 she had 3 nose jobs, a face lift, booze drive...

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