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Funny story:  Matt Damon to Play Pope In New Hollywood Blockbuster

Matt Damon to Play Pope In New Hollywood Blockbuster

Its official! Matt Damon is to play the outgoing Pope Benedict in a new Hollywood blockbuster being penned for release in 2014. Matt Damon a well known Bostonian Catholic from Boston, today spoke about his new role in press release which has got C...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp Furious As His Girlfriend of 14 Years Vanessa Paradis Says She Wants Half of His $350 Million

Johnny Depp Furious As His Girlfriend of 14 Years Vanessa Paradis Says She Wants Half of His $350 Million

NEW YORK CITY - Johnny Depp may soon learn exactly how Mel Gibson felt when he had to give half of his $1 billion to his wife in their divorce settlement. The ex-Mrs. Gibson is now one of the richest women in Australia, who is worth a cool $500 mi...
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Funny story:  A Very Angry Mel Gibson States That The Rumor About Him and Susan Boyle Is Absolutely False

A Very Angry Mel Gibson States That The Rumor About Him and Susan Boyle Is Absolutely False

BEVERLY HILLS - Mel Gibson was getting his hair cut at FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon when he was asked about the rumor regarding him and Susan Boyle who allegedly had been seen camping together at Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming. Gibson t...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston Reportedly Shouts Out - "I Wanna Have Brad Pitt's Baby!"

Jennifer Aniston Reportedly Shouts Out - "I Wanna Have Brad Pitt's Baby!"

SANTA MONICA - Jennifer Aniston and an old friend from high school drove out to The Santa Monica Pier to spend a nice leisurely afternoon. Jennifer was thrilled to have Hessie "Tambourine" Tammalino, who like her had attended the High School of Th...
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Funny story:  'Mad Max Mel' Gives His Brave Heart

'Mad Max Mel' Gives His Brave Heart

Mel Givson's ex-wife has been awarded half his $850 million fortune in their final divorce settlement, according to Trudy Worthington of the 'Hollywood Now Reporter'. The actor is now officially a hard core cussing and very unhappy single man afte...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart, Scarlett Johansson, and Steven Tyler To Star In "The Vavamooming Vampires of Venice Beach"

Kristen Stewart, Scarlett Johansson, and Steven Tyler To Star In "The Vavamooming Vampires of Venice Beach"

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Tri Moon Films will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlewood's The Vavavooming Vampires of Venice Beach. The first half of the film is based on The Vampire Playpen, the novel by noted Bulga...
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Funny story:  Mel "Mad" Gibson to produce Jewish warrior epic 'Jesus Strikes Back' with all-Aussie cast

Mel "Mad" Gibson to produce Jewish warrior epic 'Jesus Strikes Back' with all-Aussie cast

Director and overactor Mel "Mad" Gibson is set to produce another blockbuster biblical drama about Jewish hero and famous witticist, Jesus. The 65-year-old is collaborating with screenwriter Joe Eszterhazy to tell the story of the famously buff Je...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Angrily Asserts That The Photos of Her Sitting On Mel Gibson's Lap Are Photoshopped

Angelina Jolie Angrily Asserts That The Photos of Her Sitting On Mel Gibson's Lap Are Photoshopped

MADRID - Angelina Jolie recently managed to get away for a few days and flew from her hometown of Provence, France to Madrid, Spain. She told Brad (Pitt) that she needed some alone time away from him and the half dozen kids because she did not wan...
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Funny story:  The Terms of The Mel Gibson - Oksana Grigorieva Settlement

The Terms of The Mel Gibson - Oksana Grigorieva Settlement

LOS ANGELES - After a year and a half of back and forth bickering a settlement has finally been reached in regards to custody and financial claims and counterclaims between Mel Gibson, 55, and his ex-future wife the stunningly sexy Oksana Grigorieva,...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson Scoffs At The Rumors That He Took Upskirt Photos of Britney Spears

Mel Gibson Scoffs At The Rumors That He Took Upskirt Photos of Britney Spears

APACHE JUNCTION, Arizona - Mel Gibson traveled to Arizona to see about selling some property that he has owned in the state for ten years. The Australian movie star said that he wants to sell the property before he finds out that it has burned dow...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson says to estimate your future prospects

Mel Gibson says to estimate your future prospects

Mel Gibson says that mathematicians are embarking on creating formulas to show outcomes of everything that a human being can possibly do on this earth with time schedules that will tell a person if it is possible for them to accomplish a career choi...
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Funny story:  Schwarzenegger Chooses the Tiger Woods Gambit

Schwarzenegger Chooses the Tiger Woods Gambit

Following heated and continuous press coverage over his "love child" news and Maria Shriver's adamant statements opposed to any reconciliation, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be disappearing from the public eye for a while in a clear, Tiger Woods - post...
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Funny story:  Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

SACRAMENTO - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger, has admitted fathering a child that did not come from his wife Maria Shriver. "Count Crotch" as Mel Gibson calls him said that he now fe...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson to marry the world's ugliest woman

Mel Gibson to marry the world's ugliest woman

The bright Los Angeles skyline beamed a special message Monday night for all to see, but intended for just one. The illuminated banner of Aerial Advertising from a plane glowed shortly before 8 p.m. with the ultimate marriage proposal. Spelled out...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson To Portray Nicolas Cage and Nicolas Cage To Portray Mel Gibson In The Film "The Totally Whacked Out Dipsticks"

Mel Gibson To Portray Nicolas Cage and Nicolas Cage To Portray Mel Gibson In The Film "The Totally Whacked Out Dipsticks"

LOS ANGELES - Noted Italian Director Vilandro Gorianzanni in association with Lions Face Films and TouchRock Pictures will direct Mel Gibson and Nicolas Cage in the motion picture The Totally Whacked Out Dipsticks. The film is loosely based on the...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson's Mistress: "Anyone who says Mel is a racist is a filthy Heeb Spic Dago Limey Mick Wetback."

Mel Gibson's Mistress: "Anyone who says Mel is a racist is a filthy Heeb Spic Dago Limey Mick Wetback."

Violet Kowale, the meathole who guided Mel Gibson down Adultery Avenue, is now saying to anyone who gives a sh-t that Gibson is defintely now a racist. "Not once in the whole time that Mel was dropping loads on me did I hear him say anything racis...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Denies Those Sexually Provocative Rumors About Her And Mel Gibson And She Reveals The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain

Britney Spears Denies Those Sexually Provocative Rumors About Her And Mel Gibson And She Reveals The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears, who passed up an opportunity to appear in the Twilight movie series due to a bad case of tonsillitis, recently dismissed the sexually provocative rumors regarding her and her BFF Mel Gibson. Spears said that her a...
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Funny story:  Actor to commit suicide "in the public interest"

Actor to commit suicide "in the public interest"

After a particularly heavy clobbering at the hands of the media, Hollywood Legend and piss-artist, actor Mel Gibson, has decided to call it a day with a once-in-a-lifetime selfless gesture which will shock his many fans. "I just need to stop being a...
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