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Megan Kelly: Too big a star to fail?

Funny story: Megan Kelly: Too big a star to fail?

New Yawk, New Yawk--iN Be Cee, which replaced Brian Williams with Megan Kelly, whom they stole from Faux News, may be headed to court for reporting fake news, a category of journalism "filler" usually reserved for Cee iN iN and Mmm eS iN Be Cee. T...

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Megyn Kelly rejected by TheSpoof.com after NBC fires her

Funny story: Megyn Kelly rejected by TheSpoof.com after NBC fires her

Allentown, PA - Sources from TheSpoof.com, including Skoober, report that Megyn Kelly continues to nose-dive. After flailing at FOX, tanking the ratings for NBC during her brief internship there, she was recently rejected by this august journal as w...

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Trump Tells Megyn Kelly: Giving Birth Less Painful Than Kick In Nuts

Funny story: Trump Tells Megyn Kelly: Giving Birth Less Painful Than Kick In Nuts

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in an exclusive interview, Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly went head to head while debating the age-old question; Which is more painful, giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts? What began as peace-making dialogue bet...

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IMPEACH MEGYN KELLY! Trump Calls Her A Bimbo Alfred E. Neuman

Funny story: IMPEACH MEGYN KELLY! Trump Calls Her A Bimbo Alfred E. Neuman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Strumpet..Bimbo..Third class journalist. All grounds for impeachment under the laws governing the dissemination of news according to the Trump Institute. But worst of all, she is a "Bimbo Alfred E Neuman," so sez the Trumpster...

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FOX News: March at Selma? There Was a March at Selma? Again?

Funny story: FOX News: March at Selma? There Was a March at Selma? Again?

SELMA, AL--On Saturday FOX News sent a number of their best-known anchors and talk show hosts--Brit Hume, Bill O'Reilly, Steve Doocy, Megyn Kelly, Bret Baier, and Laura Ingraham, among others--to cover the 50th anniversary of the historic March in Se...

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Cheney Calls Megyn Kelly and Fox News Terrorists

Funny story: Cheney Calls Megyn Kelly and Fox News Terrorists

Washington, DCFormer U.S. Vice-President, Dick Cheney, recently appeared with his daughter Liz on the Megyn Kelly show on the Fox News Network. Until Ms. Kelly had the audacity to tell Cheney that he got it all wrong, he expected the questions to be...

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Charlie Sheen Makes Some Physically Explicit Remarks About Megyn Kelly

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Makes Some Physically Explicit Remarks About Megyn Kelly

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has never been one to hold back on his thoughts or on his words and he hasn't changed one bit. Sheen was in his dressing room on the set of his sitcom Anger Management talking with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacam...

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Ellen DeGeneres Totally Agrees With Megyn Kelly

HOLLYWOOD - Megyn Kelly flew out to the Left Coast to film a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories. While out there she also made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Ellen asked her about the comment she had made about a wee...

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Megyn Kelly of Fox News Says That She Is Probably The Prettiest Republican in The Entire Country

Funny story: Megyn Kelly of Fox News Says That She Is Probably The Prettiest Republican in The Entire Country

HOLLYWOOD - Fox News reporter Megyn Kelly flew into Los Angeles to shoot a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories. Kelly was at first hesitant to do the commercial but after hearing the tremendous fee she would be receiving she welcome...

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John Boehner Signs Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity into the Moondog Center for the Criminally Insane

Funny story: John Boehner Signs Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity into the Moondog Center for the Criminally Insane

SAINT DAVID, Maine - House Speaker John Boehner signed FOX News commentators Sean Hannity and Megyn Kelly into the Moondog Center for the Criminally Insane Monday afternoon. This insane asylum sits right on the edge of Canada and its thick deciduous...

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Weathermen and Meteorologists Are Being Told To Stop Mentioning The Wind Chill Factor

Funny story: Weathermen and Meteorologists Are Being Told To Stop Mentioning The Wind Chill Factor

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Weather Service is instructing all United States weathermen and meteorologists to stop stating the wind chill factor in their weather reports. The FWS has said that it is already damn cold enough and people are alrea...

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The Ku Klux Klan Infiltrates An Al Qaeda Cell And Gives Secret Information To President Obama

Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Infiltrates An Al Qaeda Cell And Gives Secret Information To President Obama

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Two members of the Mississippi Delta Chapter of the KKK have managed to infiltrate an Al Qaeda Cell that was residing in a trailer park located just outside of the Natchez city limits. The two Klan members who would only giv...

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Scarlett Johansson To Star In "The Talking Head - The Megyn Kelly Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Miramix Films in association with Pipe Dream Pictures has just announced that they have signed Scarlett Johansson to star as Megyn Kelly in the movie The Talking Head - The Megyn Kelly Story. The film will be directed and produced by o...

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An Extremely Jealous Sarah Palin Disses Fellow Republican Megyn Kelly

WASILLA, Alaska - It is no secret that outside of the Kardashians, Miley Cyrus, and Alec Baldwin no one enjoys being in the spotlight more than Sarah Palin. The former governor of Alaska who was dubbed Snowflake by Vice-President Biden cannot stan...

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A Teary-Eyed Megyn Kelly Talks About The Divorce Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly has been in the news more in just the past few weeks than she has in her entire career. The FOX News talking head, as Vice-President Joe Biden dubbed her, has been criticized and in some cases praised for her outlandish...

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have Picked Out The Name For Their Next Baby

Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have Picked Out The Name For Their Next Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and Kim Kardashina are still gushing over the birth of their first child who they named North West. Kanye has told his friends that he is so in love with Kim that he has never enjoyed engaging in the hokey pokey more than he...

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Megyn Kelly: Most U.S. Presidents Have Been White

Funny story: Megyn Kelly: Most U.S. Presidents Have Been White

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly has languished being in the national spotlight and she is not about to let it get away from her; just yet. Kelly stated on her show The Kelly File that most U.S. presidents have been white. She made...

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Megyn Kelly: I'm Probably The Prettiest Republican Woman In America

Funny story: Megyn Kelly: I'm Probably The Prettiest Republican Woman In America

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly made an appearance on The View and she certainly showed the panel, the studio audience, and the television viewers that she is not the least bit shy. Kelly was asked by Barbara Walters if she feels that her good looks h...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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