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Groping Women Shrinks Hands

Funny story: Groping Women Shrinks Hands

The myth claims masturbation causes blindness. Looking at those tiny hands wave from the podium, it appears that groping women shrinks hands. No wide receiver there, maybe a drummer, but not a pianist. Octaves, don't you know? Will Donald be elec...

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Meg Whitman Found Huddled in Pantry Crying "Where's My Money?"

Funny story: Meg Whitman Found Huddled in Pantry Crying "Where's My Money?"

Meg Whitman, the former CEO of eBay has spent upwards of $160 million of her own money in a run for California Governor, which easily tops the private spending of any candidate anywhere in the entire universe, or at least the part of the universe we...

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Jerry Brown Tells Meg Whitman She Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

Funny story: Jerry Brown Tells Meg Whitman She Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

The nasty words and insults just keep on coming. During the debate between Jerry Brown and Meg Whitman the other night, there was some discussion about one of Brown's aides using the "W" word to describe Whitman. Brown tried to dodge responsibilty...

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Meg Whitman Calls Jerry Brown a Gigolo

SACRAMENTO, CA - Gubernatorial hopeful, Jerry Brown, called his opponent, Meg Whitman a "F*cking Whore" who would go down on an elephant for a campaign donation. California Attorney General Jerry Brown, left a phone message in September for a unio...

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'Whore' Meg Whitmann Offended by Comparison to California Gubernatorial Candidate

Funny story: 'Whore' Meg Whitmann Offended by Comparison to California Gubernatorial Candidate

(Skanksville, California) - Meretrix "Meg" Whitmann, the prostitute, has demanded a public apology for the slanderous use of her name in the midst of a heated race for California Governor between Democrat Jerry Brown and Republican Meg Whiteman.

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Whitman Running for President of Ecuador Paris Hilton Gets Reality Show

Funny story: Whitman Running for President of Ecuador Paris Hilton Gets Reality Show

Quito, Ecuador: This afternoon Meg Whitman dropped out of the race for Governor of California and announced her candidacy for President of Ecuador saying "For the $120 Million of my own money that I've spent on my campaign so far I could buy Equador.

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Meg Whitman's Forehead Closing Gap with Jerry Brown's

Funny story: Meg Whitman's Forehead Closing Gap with Jerry Brown's

SACRAMENTO, California -- California Republican gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman is nearly ahead of Jerry Brown by a hair, according to a recent survey. In fact, her forehead has been gaining ground on that of her largely bald Democratic opponent...

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Meg Whitman shoves Jerry Brown off the Bay Bridge

Funny story: Meg Whitman shoves Jerry Brown off the Bay Bridge

SAN FRANCISCO, California -- Meg Whitman, the Republican candidate for governor of California, pushed her Democratic rival Jerry Brown off of the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge this afternoon, according to authorities. "Politics can be a rough-...

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Meg Whitman Creates a Job

Funny story: Meg Whitman Creates a Job

SACRAMENTO, California - Meg Whitman, the fourth richest woman in California, bought the state's Republican nomination for governor yesterday. Too bad she didn't get it on eBuy, because she might have gotten a better deal - Whitman reportedly spen...

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Meg Whitman's Plan: Turn California Red Ink to California Red, Inc.

Funny story: Meg Whitman's Plan: Turn California Red Ink to California Red, Inc.

SACRAMENTO, California - Meg Whitman, former eBuy CEO and candidate for Governor of California, says she wants to ruin the state "a little more like a business." Whitman, 53, who first registered to vote in 2002, is believed to be ruining on the R...

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Governator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?

Funny story: Governator position up for grabs; what's the 'buy it now' price?

(Sacramento-CA) Former Ebay CEO Meg Whitman leads in the race for the Republican primary slot to run for California governor, a recent poll showed. Whitman used the wealth she amassed during her time as Ebay's CEO to finance her bid to succeed Go...

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