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Did Alex Ferguson Barbeque a Meerkat?

Alex Ferguson has been sensationally accused today of serving up Barbecued Meerkat to guests at a Pre-Championship party at his Manchester home. This news has come as a total shock to another creature called Alex. Yes, Alexandr Meerkat got so sh...

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Love Rat Manchester United Football Player Dropped By Meerkat Sponsors

Funny story: Love Rat Manchester United Football Player Dropped By Meerkat Sponsors

The company behind a successful advertising campaign has discontinued a sponsorship deal worth millions of pound with a prominent Manchester United player. The deal was believed to have been made with the United player at a time when his image, on...

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Amy Winehouse and Jessie J join "Don't Kebab The Meerkat" Campaign

Funny story: Amy Winehouse and Jessie J join "Don't Kebab The Meerkat" Campaign

Amy Winehouse and Jessie J have joined the "Don't kebab the Meerkat" campaign. It was started two weeks ago by Alexandr Meerkat after it was revealed in Spoof News that Meerkat meat and fur had been found in many products on sale in the UK. These p...

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Meerkat Kebab Protests Hit Egypt Streets

Funny story: Meerkat Kebab Protests Hit Egypt Streets

Ten thousand people have taken to the streets in Egypt in an attempt to try to convince the government to ban Meerkat Kebabs. The discovery that Meerkat meat has been used in the tasty midnight snack for years has caused outrage, not just in Egypt b...

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Birmingham bans Meerkat Carpets...and also Meerkat Kebabs.

Funny story: Birmingham bans Meerkat Carpets...and also Meerkat Kebabs.

Birmingham City Council have tonight issued a statement saying that they are banning the sale of Meerkat Carpets. They say it is an outrage that the wool of the furry little creatures has been used in such a way. They also said they will be ban...

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Meerkat Carpets Cause Outrage

Funny story: Meerkat Carpets Cause Outrage

Carpets made of Meerkats are being sold in a shop in Birmingham. The carpets are said to be of very good quality and, as Meerkats aren't a protected species, the vendors are perfectly within their rights to sell them. Meerkat wool is very luxuri...

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Aleksander Meerkat Found Dead at Moscow Airport

Funny story: Aleksander Meerkat Found Dead at Moscow Airport

Entrepreneur, Aleksander Meerkat has been found to be a victim of the Moscow airport bombing today. This would come as quite a shock to many people around the world, not least to his hundreds, if not thousands of brothers, sisters and cousins. It...

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Alexander Meerkat Signs For Chelsea FC

Funny story: Alexander Meerkat Signs For Chelsea FC

In transfer news Chelsea have rocked the football world and signed Alexander Meerkat for an undisclosed fee. Alexander, 4, from somewhere quite cold, is probably best known for the hilarious adverts where loads of his friends appear and make funny no...

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Easy on the mayo, guys, as dead meerkat found in sandwich

Funny story: Easy on the mayo, guys, as dead meerkat found in sandwich

Kent - (Lettuce Prey): The body of a dead meerkat, missing from a Kent wildlife park, has been found inside a sandwich. Local shoppers say bits of the furry roadkill were seen protruding from the £2.50p organic wholegrain toastie at St Bart's Roa...

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Meerkats Make Crap Pets

Funny story: Meerkats Make Crap Pets

A leading veterinarian today urged the public - via his website - not to buy meerkats as pets, mainly because they're a massive pain in the arse in real life. The problem arises from the popularity of TV shows such as Meerkat Manor, and ad campaig...

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Britain defeated by Compare the Meerkat in World Cup bid

Aleksandr Orlov. The funny little meerkat every British household wants a doll of, just to have him given to your dog as a Christmas present. Now the proud mascot of Moscow as he was the first to celebrate the Russian success. In a fixed vote,...

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Aleksandr Orlov Knighted by Cameron

Funny story: Aleksandr Orlov Knighted by Cameron

David Cameron has announced, in his new Honours List, that he is to make Aleksandr Orlov a knight of the Garter for his services to advertising. Orlov said, "I will be liking the ermine cushion, simples." It is unclear if Cameron is aware that...

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Britain Sick To Death of Bloody Meerkats

Funny story: Britain Sick To Death of Bloody Meerkats

A new Mori survey out today has shown that Great Britain is "sick to death" of meerkats. Meerkats have risen from the relative obscurity of "small mammal" in zoos to play an increasingly large role in today's media and advertising. One large...

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Compare the Meerkat's Aleksandr Orlov found in loaf of bread

Funny story: Compare the Meerkat's Aleksandr Orlov found in loaf of bread

A food production company has been fined 50 pounds after the star of an insurance comparison website advert was found in a loaf of bread. Aleksandr Orlov of Compare the Meerkat fame was discovered by a man in Oxford as he was making sandwiches for...

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New study shows Meerkats cannot use the Internet

Funny story: New study shows Meerkats cannot use the Internet

Myth, legend and now folly surround the rituals of meerkats, as a new study firmly slams the browser shut on their on line behaviour. The study was commissioned by 67 yr old Arthur Jones of Ribblesthwaite Road, Ostwaldtwistle, Lancashire who was f...

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Meerkat is shock winner of first leaders TV debate

Funny story: Meerkat is shock winner of first leaders TV debate

Nicolai Kleb, leader of the Lovealldemeerkats Party, was the shock winner of the first TV debate between the party leaders. Instant opinion polls showed that a clear majority of viewers preferred the cute little creature with the strange accent t...

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Abandoned Baby Meerkat Survives Against All Odds

Funny story: Abandoned Baby Meerkat Survives Against All Odds

Initially it looked like curtains for poor little 'Simples' the newborn baby meerkat abandoned at birth by his mother and left cruelly for dead because he was the runt of the litter. Fortunately for Simples, an alert member of staff at Cullmore Zo...

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Ed Balls says, UK Schoolkids must stop smoking Meerkats!

Funny story: Ed Balls says, UK Schoolkids must stop smoking Meerkats!

Schoolchildren the length (& possibly the breadth) of Britain were today devastated to hear that the new fad for smoking Meerkats is to be banned. After two small boys passed away after toking on a badly rolled Meerkat, education secretary Ed...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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