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Funny story:  Conservative Science

Conservative Science

We expect science to build upon the past. Aristotle to Watson and Crick. Archimedes through Newton to Einstein, and beyond. Some vestigial artifacts seem to slip through time. A woman of my acquaintance, with a master's degree in education, refused to hang washing on her clothesline during pregnancy. She believed there was a danger of the umbilical cord wrapping around the neck of the fetus...
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Funny story:  Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Politicians are urging calm tonight, after the revelation that widespread anti-Thatcher demonstrations may actually be the result of an epidemic. Miners, socialists, Travellers, students and anti-capitalist protesters are converging on London to d...
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Funny story:  Republicans Have Turned into Duck Penises

Republicans Have Turned into Duck Penises

Several members of the Republican Party have transformed into duck penises. The mysterious condition began to take hold soon after they expressed outrage at a government funded research project on duck penises. Like the sexual anatomy of the male...
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Funny story:  Plan To Perform Physical Exams Via Skype Criticized

Plan To Perform Physical Exams Via Skype Criticized

Health experts say an Obama administration plan requiring patients to undergo routine physical examinations via Skype is drawing objections from the public. The proposal is part of the administration's controversial healthcare plan and White Hou...
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Funny story:  Study: Fecal transplants cure serious infection and make everyone want to hurl

Study: Fecal transplants cure serious infection and make everyone want to hurl

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that maintains that injecting the feces of a healthy person into another person suffering from a rare intestinal ailment may actually help the person kick the bug. Clostridium diffici...
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Funny story:  Doctors seek huge rise in ice in drinks

Doctors seek huge rise in ice in drinks

Leading British medical bodies, concerned about high levels of alcohol-related health problems, are calling for more ice to be used in drinks. An increase of 50 per cent more ice in an average glass of beverage bought in pubs and bars would reduc...
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Funny story:  Holby City To Blame For New Disease

Holby City To Blame For New Disease

Scientists and hospital staff are baffled this evening as Hugo Mountbatten, 41 from Wigan, continues to talk in overly complex medical jargon after prolonged contact with the BBC medical drama series 'Holby City'. The bar owner, from the Pemberton...
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Funny story:  Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Since the MMR scandal, the UK press have been trying to make up for their immense misreporting cockup not by making bold retractions and apologies, but by seeking further evidence for autism being definitely caused by some ludicrous, single hidden da...
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Funny story:  Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

There are reports that male Republicans are being attacked and swallowed up by giant vaginas. The flying sex organs have been spotted in several major cities across the U.S. In what appears to be a kind of subversive sting operation, the female genit...
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Funny story:  Ovary Transplants to end the Menopause

Ovary Transplants to end the Menopause

Celebrations were in full flow at the Grey Locks nursing home in Krupton today as four residents all gave birth to bouncing babies on the same day. Agnes Smith, aged ninety six, who underwent her first ever Caesarian to give birth to baby Karen s...
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Funny story:  Sinnick's Clinics - by Medical Correspondent, Doctor A Sinnick

Sinnick's Clinics - by Medical Correspondent, Doctor A Sinnick

In this week's case study, Doctor Sinnick highlights the health issues caused by not looking beautiful enough. She complained to me that her figure was not, what it used to be - it had gone to pot Her nose was too long, her face was wrong, her bust was too small and that wasn't all Her legs were fat and her bottom flat where she always sat, her arms were like sticks and extremely thin, while...
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Funny story:  Aborted baby: No big deal

Aborted baby: No big deal

Shanghai, China (SAPP) - Using a new technology developed in Huashan Hospital in Shanghai, China, researchers have shown conclusively that fetuses prefer abortion. After studying 3,666 fetuses, Dr. Tan Jun and fellow doctors in the abortion department of Huashan Hospital concluded that over 91% of them preferred abortion. During the grueling research, Dr. Tan and his team of experts designed a...
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Funny story:  New Diseases & Ailments: UK Citizens at greatest risk

New Diseases & Ailments: UK Citizens at greatest risk

Named Disease: HAJ (Had-a-job) Syndrome Symptoms: Being made redundant through no fault of your own, suicidal feelings, lack of food, and the disappearance of respect. Election of Coalition or Tory government. Most at Risk: The proletariat, anyone not related to, a banker or a friend of a Politician. This disease can become permanent especially in the 3.4 million of unemployed. Area's most affe...
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Funny story:  Emergency Room Visits Hit Record High on Valentines Day

Emergency Room Visits Hit Record High on Valentines Day

Starting in Europe, a sharp rise in medical emergencies was detected in at least seven countries beginning this February 14, Valentines Day. The trend has reportedly continued west into Canada and the United States but is apparently affecting only...
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Funny story:  Rise in Baby Boomer Rectal Explosions, Gen X'ers Ask Y

Rise in Baby Boomer Rectal Explosions, Gen X'ers Ask Y

Reported this week in a new medical study, there is a terrifying rise in rectal explosions among aging members of the baby boomer population. Younger generation X and Y citizens are beginning to wonder if they might be next. Dr. Andy Fluscht, res...
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Funny story:  How did I ever find time for work?

How did I ever find time for work?

Pensioner Al Bidedsoon, sent this letter to the JCP (Jobcentre plus) offices, explaining why he was not currently seeking employment. Dear Sir or Madam or Combination of both or either person, In reply to your letter asking me to supply the reason for my not having applied for a job for 5 months: Apart from the frustration of getting no interviews to my 208 applications sent off in the pr...
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Funny story:  Second 'Staying Alive' fatality in as many days

Second 'Staying Alive' fatality in as many days

Following on from a previous story, a second fatality has arisen as a result of the Vinnie Jones 'Stayin Alive' resuscitation advert. For those who haven't seen the advert, viewers are advised to compress the chest of the unconscious victim and de...
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Funny story:  Man Dies After 'Wrong Version' Song Resuscitation

Man Dies After 'Wrong Version' Song Resuscitation

Tragedy struck today on the streets of London, after an American tourist suffered a heart attack and was then finished off by a well meaning teenager trying to administer first aid. The victim, Barry Goldfinch, 47, had complained of feeling unwell...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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