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Funny story: Scientists discover death could actually be good for your health

Scientists discover death could actually be good for your health

Scientists at the university of Stockholm have revealed that dying could actually have substantial health benefits for your body. Previously experts felt that when a person expires there were no advantages and that life simply ended, however that has...
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Funny story: Cure For Cancer Discovered: "Amazingly simple" Says Researcher

Cure For Cancer Discovered: "Amazingly simple" Says Researcher

Orono, Maine - Medical researchers at the University of Maine have discovered the long-sought cure for cancer. According to lead researcher Dr. Emma Kingston, the cure was so amazingly simple, they don't understand how someone didn't find it before...
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Funny story: Invincible Medical Prodigies

Invincible Medical Prodigies

TEMPE, AZ-With voices articulating sounds quickly and clearly, medical physicians from around the country came together to Tempe Arizona to announce their new, allegedly brilliant method of perfecting an approach to diagnostic medicine. These vigorous doctors are coming up with profound ways to make the industry more efficient by simply raising their number of patients. If doctors can increase cli...
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Funny story: The Doctor Will See You Now

The Doctor Will See You Now

The most noble doctor of good standing and wealth you should see once a month if you're in bad health. He'll knock out the lights and just in one word instantly removes your vision with worms. He'll put you in a trance make you water his plants and whilst operating he'll play music and dance. All manner of disorders including head and the brain are dealt with quite easily in excruciating pain.
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Funny story: Penicillin Ineffective For Computer Virus

Penicillin Ineffective For Computer Virus

Silicon Valley - Despite its well-known effectiveness against some viral diseases such as syphilis and bacterial infections caused by staphylococci and streptococci, Penicillin is completely ineffective against computer viral infections. This fa...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party's healthcare package

Sarah Palin introduces Tea Party's healthcare package

Nome, Alaska - The Republican Tea Party can no longer be accused of not having an alternative to Obama Care, according to presidential contender Sarah Palin. The former Alaska governor this week introduced the party's SAD program, an acronym tha...
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Funny story: Conservative Science

Conservative Science

We expect science to build upon the past. Aristotle to Watson and Crick. Archimedes through Newton to Einstein, and beyond. Some vestigial artifacts seem to slip through time. A woman of my acquaintance, with a master's degree in education, refused to hang washing on her clothesline during pregnancy. She believed there was a danger of the umbilical cord wrapping around the neck of the fetus...
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Funny story: Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Politicians are urging calm tonight, after the revelation that widespread anti-Thatcher demonstrations may actually be the result of an epidemic. Miners, socialists, Travellers, students and anti-capitalist protesters are converging on London to d...
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Funny story: Republicans Have Turned into Duck Penises

Republicans Have Turned into Duck Penises

Several members of the Republican Party have transformed into duck penises. The mysterious condition began to take hold soon after they expressed outrage at a government funded research project on duck penises. Like the sexual anatomy of the male...
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Funny story: Plan To Perform Physical Exams Via Skype Criticized

Plan To Perform Physical Exams Via Skype Criticized

Health experts say an Obama administration plan requiring patients to undergo routine physical examinations via Skype is drawing objections from the public. The proposal is part of the administration's controversial healthcare plan and White Hou...
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Funny story: Study: Fecal transplants cure serious infection and make everyone want to hurl

Study: Fecal transplants cure serious infection and make everyone want to hurl

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that maintains that injecting the feces of a healthy person into another person suffering from a rare intestinal ailment may actually help the person kick the bug. Clostridium diffici...
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Funny story: Doctors seek huge rise in ice in drinks

Doctors seek huge rise in ice in drinks

Leading British medical bodies, concerned about high levels of alcohol-related health problems, are calling for more ice to be used in drinks. An increase of 50 per cent more ice in an average glass of beverage bought in pubs and bars would reduc...
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Funny story: Holby City To Blame For New Disease

Holby City To Blame For New Disease

Scientists and hospital staff are baffled this evening as Hugo Mountbatten, 41 from Wigan, continues to talk in overly complex medical jargon after prolonged contact with the BBC medical drama series 'Holby City'. The bar owner, from the Pemberton...
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Funny story: Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Since the MMR scandal, the UK press have been trying to make up for their immense misreporting cockup not by making bold retractions and apologies, but by seeking further evidence for autism being definitely caused by some ludicrous, single hidden da...
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Funny story: Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

There are reports that male Republicans are being attacked and swallowed up by giant vaginas. The flying sex organs have been spotted in several major cities across the U.S. In what appears to be a kind of subversive sting operation, the female genit...
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Funny story: Ovary Transplants to end the Menopause

Ovary Transplants to end the Menopause

Celebrations were in full flow at the Grey Locks nursing home in Krupton today as four residents all gave birth to bouncing babies on the same day. Agnes Smith, aged ninety six, who underwent her first ever Caesarian to give birth to baby Karen s...
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Funny story: Sinnick's Clinics - by Medical Correspondent, Doctor A Sinnick

Sinnick's Clinics - by Medical Correspondent, Doctor A Sinnick

In this week's case study, Doctor Sinnick highlights the health issues caused by not looking beautiful enough. She complained to me that her figure was not, what it used to be - it had gone to pot Her nose was too long, her face was wrong, her bust was too small and that wasn't all Her legs were fat and her bottom flat where she always sat, her arms were like sticks and extremely thin, while...
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Funny story: Aborted baby: No big deal

Aborted baby: No big deal

Shanghai, China (SAPP) - Using a new technology developed in Huashan Hospital in Shanghai, China, researchers have shown conclusively that fetuses prefer abortion. After studying 3,666 fetuses, Dr. Tan Jun and fellow doctors in the abortion department of Huashan Hospital concluded that over 91% of them preferred abortion. During the grueling research, Dr. Tan and his team of experts designed a...
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