NEW YORK, NY--Tropical storm Irene, formally known as Category 1 Hurricane Irene, took time to address reporters in-between rain showers today, saying that she felt the attention given to her was largely unwarranted, citing her largely manageable...
When a major Los Angeles freeway was scheduled to be closed for an entire weekend the media labeled the event, "car-mageddon". As in, the end of the world
for L.A. drivers. As usual, the end of the world, at least in L.A., as hyped by the media, did not occur.
What would media reporting be for the end of the world scenarios in other daily life situations? How about Armageddon related news re...
On behalf of the Amalgamated Union of Gossip Writers, here is an apology.
Over the next few weeks we are planning to report loads of pre-fabricated made-up nonsense about Miss Florence Brudenell-Bruce. A blonde lass who has been seen in the company of Prince Harry.
Problem with Miss Brudenell-Bruce, is we know bugger all about the girl. Other than she once went out with Jenson Button and...
Despite an extensive and prolonged media effort, last nights top of the table clash turned out to be a slightly underwhelming nil-nil draw, of the type that makes well adjusted football fans shrug philosophically and Alan Green explode in self-righte...
The world of football was stunned last night when, tired, stressed and under pressure, a football manger made a slightly one-eyed and ill-judged comment.
Bill McBain, who had just seen his team lose two points in a crucial relegation battle follow...
Another song, Mr/Ms reader. How about a rant? Everyone does a rant-y song.
"@TheMedia"
FUCK!
Nothing makes sense,
Ain't gonna think about it,
All these events,
Are reported so wierdly,
it just confuses me,
Builds things up,
Break them down,
Fooling the uneducated,
Twisting those who aren't,
The news is what you make it,
You make it wrong,
Blood-thirsty,
Libelous,
Mosquitoes...
PERTH, Australia - Tiger Woods is perched atop a massive iceberg more than twice the size of New York's Manhattan island and is now drifting slowly toward Australia, scientists announced on Wednesday.
The golf phenomenon cleaved himself from the p...
HOUSTON, TX - Michael Jackson's personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, self-administered the powerful anesthetic propofol in an amount that nearly killed him today, said a source close to the investigation of the singer's death.
The Texas-based ca...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With an estimated 95% of Americans receiving swine flu case count updates at least once every five minutes, the US Government and news media have declared their circle of fear to be nearly complete.
"Just a few more days, and we...
Today we can sensationally reveal that the family of a famous dead person are devastated at their passing. After literally hours of extensive research (mostly conducted in the business lounge at London's Heathrow Airport waiting for the next service...
TV news stations across the US have been left devastated by the effects of Hurricane Gustav as it singularly failed to destroy New Orleans.
"We are gutted" said Fox 'journalist' Adolf McCane "We had cameras focusing on the levees, we had helicopte...