ADA, OKLAHOMA--Following announcements of the former president's failing health, 35-year-old claims adjuster and Gulf War buff Mark Bancroft has been weirdly monitoring news reports in baited anticipation of George H.W. Bush's death.
"Can you imag...
The Australian DJ's whose prank call led to the death of a nurse have continued their spoofing antics with a tongue in cheek parody of an apology live on Australian TV.
Mel Greig and Michael Christian once again displayed their convincing acting a...
Lord Justice Leveson has concluded his inquiry and subsequent report into questionable Press standards, commemorated by the customary photograph of him standing statesman-like with the report under his arm.
The Judge's report on the industry was c...
LONDON, U.K.--English rock legend Paul McCartney was apparently surprised yesterday, when he was given a question which he totally hasn't heard before. The singer-songwriter claimed that not once in his 50 years of public life has he been forced to a...
AMERICA-In light of the Miami Heat's victory in the N.B.A. Finals, sports media outlets across the country have been using the guilty verdict in Jerry Sandusky's child molestation trial as the lighter side of the sports news. Media figures have claim...
I hate the "media". I am sick and tired of the fact that I cannot get the real news, without some new's media honcho's (or wienie journal-school jerk's or jerkett's) interpretation thereof. I hate the fact that I must conduct a daily search of right and left-leaning news sources, in order for me to somehow try to divine the truth there-between.
Just when did "why" become such a necessary ing...
PALO ALTO-In what was intended as a neat way for friends and family to say their peace on the peace that another person said on an original post that may or may not be a mutual friend, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg claims he had absolutely...
A neighborhood has banded together in retaliation against the media take over of their street. The group of citizens calling themselves, "Neighbors Against Mass Media" N.A.M.M., band together with signs that can't be broadcast on the news live shots,...
The Leveson enquiry into media misdemeanours was shaken today when media tycoon Rupert Murdoch said to the enquiry - quoting famous line from Shakespeare :'Thank you and Goodbye.'
Assembled newshounds were shocked. But what did Murdoch's words mea...
The Levelheaded inquiry into media misdemeanours have issued an interim statement: 'The Media Must Pull Up Its Socks'.
The 'Sun' and 'Daily Mail' refused to print the statement as 'it had nothing to do with them'
The word is that media self-reg...
With the news of hurricanes quickly whisking themselves away, the media turns to cold and flu season for its latest outbreak of media frenzy.
This affliction which affects mainly reporters and those who run news agencies occurs any time a story i...
NEW YORK, NY--Tropical storm Irene, formally known as Category 1 Hurricane Irene, took time to address reporters in-between rain showers today, saying that she felt the attention given to her was largely unwarranted, citing her largely manageable...
Houses of Parliament, Westminister, London: According to what we have all been taught in textbooks at school and university, the British constitution worked along these lines. Britain was a representative democracy; the police were reasonably hones...
Sorry, Doshless of York is set to cage battle Rebekah Brooks in a televised event aimed at determining Britain's Most Loathed Red Head.
"It's bound to be an outcome that can't be predicted," boasted match organizer Simone Cowbell. "Which of the...
Despite an extensive and prolonged media effort, last nights top of the table clash turned out to be a slightly underwhelming nil-nil draw, of the type that makes well adjusted football fans shrug philosophically and Alan Green explode in self-righte...
A press release, made on behalf of Britain's more recent Universities, announced that while the actual degrees from these establishments will not be of any use until the day we run out of Andrex, they are leading the field in providing plausible, if...
The world of football was stunned last night when, tired, stressed and under pressure, a football manger made a slightly one-eyed and ill-judged comment.
Bill McBain, who had just seen his team lose two points in a crucial relegation battle follow...
All the recent publicity regarding super injunctions appears to prove one thing - super injunctions are a complete waste of time and money, and only serve to focus even greater interest in the stories the litigants are attempting to gag. (Okay, that'...