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Man Maimed and Blinded For Online Bullying

Spotian County -- Doug Smith won't have to worry anymore about harassing anyone online as someone permanently cured him of that character flaw. According to the police, Smith regularly harassed and bullied people online. He accused them of being othe...

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My life as a man #21

Funny story: My life as a man #21

The running of the shrews Every Wednesday the newspaper prints the local supermarket insert with all the coupons and "two-fers." If you are a man and you need groceries, don't go to the market on Wednesday. You will surely suffer a misadventure; you might even die! I know that in this economy people are looking for ways to save a nickel. Coupon clipping adds a few pennies to the weekly fo...

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My life as a man #15

Funny story: My life as a man #15

It's gonna be a crap day! I don't know about you, but I can tell, from the get-go, what kind of day it's going to be as soon as I wake up. If I wake up hearing the birds happily chirping their hearts out and I want to get up and rip their tiny asshole hearts out, it's going to be a shitty day. If I wake up and hear the birds happily chirping their hearts out and I want to go out and fee...

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Worsening Economy Puts An Arrow Through Cupid's Plans

Funny story: Worsening Economy Puts An Arrow Through Cupid's Plans

St. Valentines Day is just around the corner, and the worsening economy dealt a blow to the official day of chocolate today. Heavenly Creations, the company which supplies Arrows of Love to Cupid, has announced that the rising cost of Love Potion #9...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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