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Discovery of New Mayan Calendar Updates Doomsday Prophesy

Archeologists have discovered a new Mayan calendar - the Beach Babes Bikini Edition - that provides a new, and more reliable, date for the end of the world: June, 2014. Discovering the calendar also proves that the Mayan's much publicized prophes...

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Mayan Doomsday Update: Five More Days To Kiss Your Ass Goodbye

Funny story: Mayan Doomsday Update: Five More Days To Kiss Your Ass Goodbye

BILLINGSGATE POST - High Chief Hokum, the official Mayan doomsday spokesperson who earlier granted the world a 30 day reprieve from the December 21 apocalyptic ending, said today that it is time for everyone to practice "grabbing your ankles, puttin...

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Justin Bieber caught smoking dope? Maybe the Mayans were right!

Funny story: Justin Bieber caught smoking dope? Maybe the Mayans were right!

HOLLYWOOD - Holy effin' shit--finally something coming out of Glitztown more interesting than Kim K.'s baby bump. Teenager Justin Bieber has been caught on film partaking of marijuana. Perhaps the Mayans were right--perhaps the world is coming to...

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Mayans Revise Doomsday Prediction: Now Jan 21, 2013

Funny story: Mayans Revise Doomsday Prediction: Now Jan 21, 2013

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ancient Mayans only surviving doomsday predictor gave the world a brief reprieve today when High Chief Hokum announced from his office in the Yucatan that due to a conflict with the Gregorian Calendar, the end of the world has...

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Pope Tweets About Extended Vacation Beginning 20 December 2012 Fueling Rumors That He "Knows Something"

Funny story: Pope Tweets About Extended Vacation Beginning 20 December 2012 Fueling Rumors That He "Knows Something"

Anxious twitter users who follow the Pope were today frantically re-tweeting his latest tweet in which the Pontiff declared "Won't be around much next week, heading for a nice getaway next Thursday, touch wood will be back tweeting Saturday....."...

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Putin and Obama discuss Mayan Prophecy

Funny story: Putin and Obama discuss Mayan Prophecy

Details of the first phone convocation between Russian President Vladimir Putin and US President Barack Obama since the recent US election have emerged. The pair spoke about Syria and the opposing view that they hold on what President Assad is do...

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Make Mayan Day: Vote For Barack Obama And Joe Biden

Funny story: Make Mayan Day: Vote For Barack Obama And Joe Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST - When Clint Eastwood sneeringly asked the empty chair, the stark personification of President Barack Obama, "To make Mayan day," Eastwood of course, was referring to December 21, 2012, the day which doomsdayers fear the Obamalypse...

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Mayan Doomsday End of the World Scenario Could Play Havoc with House Prices

Worried estate agents say they fear a housing price crisis should the world end on either the 21st or 22nd of December 2012 as predicted by the Mayan calendar with some estate agents claiming that many properties could be forced into foreclosure as s...

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Woman Loses Touch with Reality after Watching Weeklong Reality Series

Funny story: Woman Loses Touch with Reality after Watching Weeklong Reality Series

TOPEKA, Kansas - A local woman was transported to KVC Psychiatric Hospital Sunday evening after neighbors called 911 to report a crazed woman trying to build a "doomsday bunker" in her back yard. Norma Lee Fein, 58, was busy using a chainsaw t...

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Coronal Mass Ejection Causes Blackouts, Conversation, Sex, and Other Forms of Coronal Mass Ejection

Funny story: Coronal Mass Ejection Causes Blackouts, Conversation, Sex, and Other Forms of Coronal Mass Ejection

A funny thing happened on the way to our 2012 world ending solar storm, local blackouts and satellite and cellular service interruption has forced people to actually speak to each other face to face, learn to help out a neighbor running short on cand...

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Ancient Civilization Accurately Predicts When Their Calendar Will End

Funny story: Ancient Civilization Accurately Predicts When Their Calendar Will End

MEXICO CITY-People around the world are now saying "Mayan who?" as it appears that the ancient civilization known as the Mixtec have miraculously foretold the exact time and day when their calendar will come to an end. The Mixtec, who originated...

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2012 Mayan Prophecy: The End Of The World - A 'How To Survive' Guide

Funny story: 2012 Mayan Prophecy: The End Of The World - A 'How To Survive' Guide

It's a fact. The world is ending this year, or so say the experts who are pretending they can read the ancient texts of the Mayan people, that long ago vanished Mesoamerican tribe. So, I thought it would be prudent to cover a few final points before the destruction of mankind. And if I can, help you survive it. This is my 'How To' guide in how to survive the apocalypse. Hold on tight,...

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CERN Press Office Confirm Large Haldron Collider Will Shut Down 21 December 2012 For Maintenance

Funny story: CERN Press Office Confirm Large Haldron Collider Will Shut Down 21 December 2012 For Maintenance

CERN today announced that the LHC will run through to 21 December 2012 after a short technical stop at the end of 2011. The beam energy for 2012 will be 8.5 TeV, the maximum possible and this maximum output will be reached on the 21 December 2012, be...

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Russell Brand Blames 2012 Mayan Apocalypse for Katy Perry Divorce

Funny story: Russell Brand Blames 2012 Mayan Apocalypse for Katy Perry Divorce

A horse is a horse of course of course and nobody can talk to a horse of course, go right to the source and ask the horse, He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse, He's always on a steady course, Talk to Mr. Ed! According to Judd Apatow prod...

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In Order to Avoid the Mayan Doomsday Prediction, the Year 2012 Will be Skipped Entirely

Funny story: In Order to Avoid the Mayan Doomsday Prediction, the Year 2012 Will be Skipped Entirely

It has been announced by the President of the World's Calendar Association, Eddy Days, that the Gregorian calendar shall be changed in order to avoid the Mayan doomsday prediction which is supposed to happen sometime in the year 2012, which by chance...

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