London - Did 'Eve' really marry 'Satan' in the Garden of Eden on 20 November in the year dot?
Potent astrological omens this weekend are hinting at hidden apocalyptic twists on Mayan calendar nutzs' 21 December 2012 prediction rant.
And the maj...
London - "It's all part of the Mayan Calendar prediction that the News of the World will end on Sunday!" gobsmacked Sky-watch sources complained this afternoon.
The dawn raid arrest of the Daily Star's royal scatology - er...eschatology - correspo...
Mayan Chieftan Ah Balam got the surprise of his life yesterday when he opened his mail to find a copy of a 2013 desk calendar, sent to him courtesy of his car insurance agent, Ix Cuat."I thought we were all on the same page with this." Balam said. "A...
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