Cardiff, Wales - A royal Zimmer Frame totter-about came to an abrupt end today when Queen Elizabeth was declared 'brain dead' in one of her daft asymmetrical hats.
Palace embalmers swooped in droves at the news, each bearing official mummificatio...
A huge dense ash cloud is heading for the UK. The cloud is on its way from Iceland where volcanoes continue to erupt.
People are asked to keep all children and pets indoors until given the 'all clear'. They are also being advised to bring in all...
London - A chopper has whisked the newlyweds off to a secret UK location as rumors fly that HM 'is sick as a dog'.
The newlyweds' fortnight aboard Brunei Prince Jefri's yacht 'Tits' is now on the back-burner following Her Maj's nocturnal spasm.
Rome - The Vatican has hijacked Sunday's pagan New Year's Day to beatify a monster exhumed in a public freakshow.
United Grand Coven sources said today veneration of the six year-old corpse - and a 'sacred' vile (sic) of his blood - is typical of...
London - (Portents): Her father's bejewelled swastika flag is already draped over a gold-plated coffin of black locustwood, hewn from Regensburg Castle's ariosophic forest.
Tonight, the Windsor chapter of Hellfire Anonymous is on emergency standby...
London, UK. Labor Day protesters came up with brilliant solutions this year.
The slogans were many, and amongst them were:
* "More Protest Days Give Progress!"
* "Protests Are What Brings the World Forward!"
* "Slogans Bring Progress to the...
London - (Rioters): Up to 50,000 empty, brand new police cells are said to be 'going begging' ahead of a huge May Day coup d'etat that will see the feckless republican dictatorship of Prime Monster Gorgon Brown shackled behind bars, accor...
London, May 1 - The British Prime Minister today tried to evince renewed interest about himself within the media by announcing that he may be retiring next month. The much-repeated proclamation was made this time in front of the servants' entry t...
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