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Funny story: Ash cloud about to cover UK - Grey alert - Tantrums expected soon

Ash cloud about to cover UK - Grey alert - Tantrums expected soon

A huge dense ash cloud is heading for the UK. The cloud is on its way from Iceland where volcanoes continue to erupt. People are asked to keep all children and pets indoors until given the 'all clear'. They are also being advised to bring in all...
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Funny story: Mayday! Mayday! No royal honeymoon as toll on Queen's health worsens

Mayday! Mayday! No royal honeymoon as toll on Queen's health worsens

London - A chopper has whisked the newlyweds off to a secret UK location as rumors fly that HM 'is sick as a dog'. The newlyweds' fortnight aboard Brunei Prince Jefri's yacht 'Tits' is now on the back-burner following Her Maj's nocturnal spasm.
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Funny story: Wiccan scorn as Pope JP II saint-making machine cranks up for Feast of Beltane

Wiccan scorn as Pope JP II saint-making machine cranks up for Feast of Beltane

Rome - The Vatican has hijacked Sunday's pagan New Year's Day to beatify a monster exhumed in a public freakshow. United Grand Coven sources said today veneration of the six year-old corpse - and a 'sacred' vile (sic) of his blood - is typical of...
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Funny story: Wiccan fears Queen won't survive Walpurgisnacht revelry

Wiccan fears Queen won't survive Walpurgisnacht revelry

London - (Portents): Her father's bejewelled swastika flag is already draped over a gold-plated coffin of black locustwood, hewn from Regensburg Castle's ariosophic forest. Tonight, the Windsor chapter of Hellfire Anonymous is on emergency standby...
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Funny story: Labor Day Gives Brilliant Solution

Labor Day Gives Brilliant Solution

London, UK. Labor Day protesters came up with brilliant solutions this year. The slogans were many, and amongst them were: * "More Protest Days Give Progress!" * "Protests Are What Brings the World Forward!" * "Slogans Bring Progress to the...
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Funny story: 50,000 police cells going begging for massive May Day bust

50,000 police cells going begging for massive May Day bust

London - (Rioters): Up to 50,000 empty, brand new police cells are said to be 'going begging' ahead of a huge May Day coup d'etat that will see the feckless republican dictatorship of Prime Monster Gorgon Brown shackled behind bars, accor...
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Funny story: Blair Celebrates another May-be Day

Blair Celebrates another May-be Day

London, May 1 - The British Prime Minister today tried to evince renewed interest about himself within the media by announcing that he may be retiring next month. The much-repeated proclamation was made this time in front of the servants' entry t...
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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them

Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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