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Max Clifford V Dignity

Funny story: Max Clifford V Dignity

Max Clifford was found guilty of several "historical sexual assaults" yesterday, or the day before that or the day before that, it really depends on when your reading this. Appearing outside the courthouse after the verdict had been announced Max loo...

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The Ed Miller Band to sue Labour Party for financial loss

16 piece brass band, 'The Ed Miller Band' has commenced court proceedings against the Labour Party to recoup financial losses which they attribute to an association with Labour leader and Wallace and Grommit stunt double Ed Miliband. Band founder...

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Andy Coulson 'is Max Clifford's son' brouhaha

London - A caller to a Radio Free Barking chat show hosted by Isle of Dogs superstar DJ Bunny Scutt has caused mayhem on the airwaves. Giving his name only as 'Derrick' the irate whistleblower asked why PR guru-to-the-stars Sir Max Cliffhanger has...

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PR guru to the stars arrested

Funny story: PR guru to the stars arrested

London - "OMG, has someone grassed him up about those damn Leylandii flanking Max's back yard?" was gardener Douggie Rustles' response to today's unexpected dawn knock on the front door by Operation Yewtree cops. The groundsman was speaking to QM-...

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Pakistan No Longer Blue

Funny story: Pakistan No Longer Blue

Max Clifford has been called in to change Pakistan's global image. Clifford has been summoned following recent unrest due to the OBL debacle. The U.S claimed to have captured OBL in a house in Abbottabad and inadvertently killed him and dropped him o...

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A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

Funny story: A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

The Rolling Stone's guitarist Ronnie Wood has helped contribute to a spoof writer's list of punning headlines, by announcing that he has refused to collect supermodel Kate Moss in his privately owned bin lorry. The hell raising shrivelled up big n...

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Max Clifford Tapped his own Phone so that he could Sell Stories to the News of the World

Funny story: Max Clifford Tapped his own Phone so that he could Sell Stories to the News of the World

Asshole publicist Max Clifford has described as 'shocking' and 'obscene' the news that he had been the subject of phone tapping of his private calls. The silver-haired cocksucker said he actually went to the bother of taping his own conversations...

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Max Clifford Was Simon Cowell's Boyfriend Shock Possibility

Funny story: Max Clifford Was Simon Cowell's Boyfriend Shock Possibility

Max Clifford who rose to fame as Frank Sinatra's door opener in the 1960's was, "shocked, stunned and sickened" by The News Of The World's underhand methods of data gathering by using phone-taps. "I would personally have used genital electrode or...

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Kerry Katona knickers split up the crotch

Funny story: Kerry Katona knickers split up the crotch

Bastard fuck-wit publicist Max Clifford has told the media to give to breathing space to his troubled client Kerry Katona after she split her knickers while doing the weekly shopping. Clifford went on to tell anybody who was bothered listening - a...

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Max Clifford told to stay away from Michael Jackson Funeral because he is a Bastard

Funny story: Max Clifford told to stay away from Michael Jackson Funeral because he is a Bastard

Publicist Max Clifford has been warned to stay well away from the upcoming funeral of Michael Jackson because he is a useless, hateful bastard and nobody likes him. A representative from the Jackson family has been in touch with every sordid tablo...

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Nation Mourns As Frood Dude Dies

Funny story: Nation Mourns As Frood Dude Dies

The nation mourned today as Sir Clement Frood, the Frood Dude, passed away. Clax Mifford, the celebrity publicist, said "He was on the edge of the precipice and now he is no more." Frood has inspired many people. Stephen Fryup, the 'popular' comed...

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Kerry Katonic Beyond Help

Funny story: Kerry Katonic Beyond Help

Kerry Katonic is beyond help. This shock revelation has appeared today. It is feared that the star of the Iceland supermarket adverts is just a washed up ugly slapper. Recently she announced that she was getting divorced as she did not trust her h...

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Jade Goody: Nothing New To Report, Really

Funny story: Jade Goody: Nothing New To Report, Really

As the sun slowly slips out of view over the horizon in the twilight of Jade Goody's sparkling career, it emerged that there was no news worth reporting on the former Big Brother housemate today. Her public cyst, Max Cash, usually so reliable in p...

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Good Samaritan Charity Launch 'JadeLine'

Funny story: Good Samaritan Charity Launch 'JadeLine'

A counselling charity has announced it is setting up a new 'Jade Helpline', to help those most affected deal with the impending loss of the reality TV person. The new Jadeline service will be a private number issued only to tabloid journalists, de...

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Satan Hires Max Clifford

Funny story: Satan Hires Max Clifford

Sources close to the Prince of Darkness have suggested that he may be about to hire the publicist Max Clifford. Satan is thought to be very impressed with Clifford's work with Jade Goody. The once nationally vilified Big Brother is now adored by peop...

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The Goody, the Baddie and the Ugly: publicist pitches for blockbuster remake

Funny story: The Goody, the Baddie and the Ugly: publicist pitches for blockbuster remake

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Jade Goody's publicist is hoping that a 21st century remake of the epic 1966 spaghetti western The Goody, the Baddie & The Ugly may cheer his bed-bound client. The updated plot concerns three London PR gurus...

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Max Clifford doesn't take on a client

Funny story: Max Clifford doesn't take on a client

Public relations supremo Max Clifford today shocked the media world today, when he actually refused to take on a client, on the grounds that the person who approached him was an obnoxious human being. Speaking from his office in London, he said: '...

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Jade Goody has media website closed down

Funny story: Jade Goody has media website closed down

Reality TV Queen Jade Goody has put up with much personal abuse over the years but has always endured it with good grace. However, her patience finally ran out today with a court order cutting the media bully 'Digital Lie' down to size. The site...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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