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Funny story: New Dr Who to be announced

New Dr Who to be announced

Matt Smith has said today that he wishes to leave Dr Who later in the year in order to concentrate on his career. Candidates for the replacement for Smith, who has played the eponymous Time Lord since the departure of David "Where did my career...
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Funny story: Dr Who Fans say "Next Doctor, Please. Matt Smith has Gone Too Far."

Dr Who Fans say "Next Doctor, Please. Matt Smith has Gone Too Far."

A survey of 2000 Dr Who fans has revealed that they have very grave concerns about the current Dr Who. They find him unbelievable and not very in keeping with the traditions of previous Dr Who's. They also believe he's an actor. And not a proper...
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Funny story: New Doctor Who Will Be Plank Of Wood

New Doctor Who Will Be Plank Of Wood

As fans get excited and wet their nappies about the upcoming christmas special I, Marcus Battenburg, can reveal the identity of the actor that is set to repace Matt "Result of a mating session between the Elephant Man & a Duck" Smith in 2012.
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Funny story: Dr Who Who Do You Think, You Are

Dr Who Who Do You Think, You Are

As correctly claimed in a recent, Spoof story the new Dr Who Matt Smith will appear on the BBC TV Series Who Do You Think You Are. Quite often the, celebrities who appear on, the show get a surprise when they dig up their, roots. The last, Dr Who...
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Funny story: Dr Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

Dr Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

The new Dr Who, Matt Smith, is to appear on the television series Who Do You Think You Are, which is a genealogy programme that traces back peoples family tree which usually results in some surprising results. Former Dr Who David Tennant, was prev...
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Funny story: End of Days: [8] Doctor Who and the Jarmrargh Jehovah of Jupiter

End of Days: [8] Doctor Who and the Jarmrargh Jehovah of Jupiter

"Right!" said The Dock-Torr, "Let's get going on our second amazing adventure together Amy," as he did whatever he does to get the TARDIS to dematerialise - it involves an old typewriter... The TARDIS dematerialised and shot off, shit hot, into the Time Matrix. The Dock-Torr turned to Amy and said: "Right Amy, I'm going to show you a little trick of mine to make the Time Vortex Golden, inste...
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Funny story: End of Days: [7] Doctor Who and the Growling Gremlin of the Golgotha Gash

End of Days: [7] Doctor Who and the Growling Gremlin of the Golgotha Gash

Doctor Who and Amy where alone in the TARDIS console room. The Archduke and Bartholomew had both gone to the TARDIS Library, eager to thumb through all the interesting universal works there, while they had the chance, as time wasn't passing at the moment. They will both be there for a while. Matt Smith and Karen Gillan where on the console room set, waiting for the director to get all the stuff...
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Funny story: End of Days: [6] Davros Unmasked - Now Chaos Ensues

End of Days: [6] Davros Unmasked - Now Chaos Ensues

We can't be having anybody reading the top few lines of this spoof and spoiling the awesome storyline for themselves by reading...'The Dock-Torr shut the TARDIS shed door and dematerialised the TARDIS.' That is why I wrote this, because I'm very clever. I then not so cleverly put a Headline title up with the word Davros in it and started making up some more poo. It would have been very clever...
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Funny story: End of Days: [5] The Self Preservation Society

End of Days: [5] The Self Preservation Society

Eve and Adam walked through the open door of the TARDIS on the start of their great adventure. This was going to be great. It was stacked to the gunwhales with at least ten of everything on the planet Earth before it melted and exploded earlier. The Archduke had broken into the TARDIS when Russell T Davies, the idiot who was in charge of Tennants Tenancy, and that guy who's name I can't remembe...
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Funny story: Dr.Who Returns in 2010 - Matt Smith is The Doctor

Dr.Who Returns in 2010 - Matt Smith is The Doctor

Dr. Who is to return in the Spring of 2010 after a long 21 year absence. Since 2004 it has been masquerading under the spoof name of Dr. Poo. The iconic programme returns after Sylvestor McCoy allegedly killed The Doctor in the late 80's. Russell T Davies, who is one of the most arrogant, smug, idiots it has ever been my displeasure to meet, brought the spoof Doctor back to our screens. Mr.
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Funny story: New Doctor Who Is A Young Child

New Doctor Who Is A Young Child

There was surprise amongst the millions of fans of Doctor Who this week as the identity of the new Doctor was revealed. Several names had been thrown into the hat, amongst them James Nesbitt, David Morrissey and even Billie Piper, but the new face...
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Funny story: New Dr Who is not going to be Matt Smith!

New Dr Who is not going to be Matt Smith!

Despite the recent announcement that Matt Smith is to be the new Doctor Who, the corporation have now retracted the statement and confirmed that the new Dr Who will in fact be Abu "Hook" Hamza. An apology has been issued to all viewers regarding t...
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