SUNSHINE MOBILE HOME PARK, FL (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney visited a mobile home park deep within Florida's Sun Coast on Tuesday. He was shocked to learn that 47% per cent of all US citizens live in "long, narrow boxes sided...
Faced with being on the borderline for acceptance to his preferred university place, an eighteen-year-old from Basingstoke has written a letter to the university's Maths department purporting to show that although he was awarded a B grade in Maths, i...
New research in cognitive behaviour has shown that the order in which we learn affects what we learn.
"We believe that maths is deliberately taught before religious education," said Michael Beye, spokesman for the Discovery Institute, the militant...
President Obama announced that for the remainder of his presidential term, his administration's primary security initiative will be to find a divisibility test for the number 7.
"A divisibility test for 7 has been a sort of Holy Grail, eluding us...
Top Slothologist Benny Jones has made, quite frankly, one of the most ground breaking although slowest discoveries about the South American mammal in the 21st century.
Sloths not only count and can solve mathematical equations, but they do so usi...
Palm Springs, CA - Filming began this week for this season's Celebrity Math Rehab where actress Demi Moore, 49, has settled in quite nicely.
Moore was the last of the celebrities to join the cast, and only agreed to do so with pressure from many...
Math fanatics will be more happy with the new calculator released by the Basyang Electronics Company.
The newly-released calculator, with code LB-143EZ, adds two new buttons, negative (-?) and postive (+?) infinity. This allows the user to create...
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl.- Although President Obama insists that trying to land on an asteroid would be much more interesting, NASA is pushing ahead with its plans to revisit an old friend: the moon.
Like a tipsy uncle at a family gathering, NASA is con...
The Department of Education has released a consultation green paper asking educationalists and teachers to consider the possibility chopping negative numbers from the national maths syllabus. Despite years of negatives emerging through simple "take a...
Fox and Friends heartthrob Gretchen Carlson had it correct when she said, "Looks like the Occupy Wall Street days are numbered."
Indeed, it seems Occupy Wall Street is facing some internal strife.
In what looks like to be a game changer, 1% o...
In a move that indicates that mathematics is keeping up with the modern world, the Vague Numbering system is to be taught in maths at high schools across Britain.
"Basically," said Juan Tuthre, head of Modern Maths at Oxford's Queen College, "Vagu...
The Barnsley Freudian Mathematical Gizolm Institute of The Long One, and The Round One, have published their long awaited Ham Shank report today. This report is the culmination of a 5 year intensive research program into the formative stages of coupl...
The big debate in mathematics at the moment is the (sometimes violent) discussion over which is more perfect, the circle or the square.
Squarely in the Circle camp, is mathematician, Stephen Pille.
"The circle has long been considered the perf...
TOPEKA, Kansas - In a move that has been met with praise from conservatives and criticism from mathematicians, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to add Intelligent Counting to its elementary school curriculum on Friday.
Idi Ottick, spoke...
A recent survey of maths teachers at secondary schools in England has revealed that nearly ninety percent believe themselves to be above average. Worst still, they have been told that ninety percent believe themselves to be above average, and do not...
Write the following statements on a rock: Randomness Does not Exist. The Key To The Unified Field Theory, And God Himself, is Pi.
Buffon's Needle --easily one of the oldest tests of randomness, and problems in the field of geometrical probability-- yields one of the most amazing things this writer has ever seen.
Because from the so-called random output of the test, the same result can consis...
Twilight Saga sex-symbol Robert Pattinson was sitting at home the other day, in a reflective mood. This we have from the horse's mouth of no other horse than our old friend Bingo Cashcow Bimbomountain XIII.
We say it is from the horse's mouth, and it may very well be. It certainly has more chance of being the original mouth of a horse than it has of being anything resembling an original body p...
GENEVA - The OECD Institute for Education has compiled a report on education in the member states.
Britain has come 23rd, to which many students were happy with.
"Yay," said one. "That means we're ahead of [first place winner] China, and above...