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Funny story:  Romney writes off 47%  of the voters as "Trailer Trash"

Romney writes off 47% of the voters as "Trailer Trash"

SUNSHINE MOBILE HOME PARK, FL (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney visited a mobile home park deep within Florida's Sun Coast on Tuesday. He was shocked to learn that 47% per cent of all US citizens live in "long, narrow boxes sided...
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Funny story:  Maths A Level student uses Banach-Tarski paradox to prove twice as many students actually got A or A* as passed the exams at the top two grades

Maths A Level student uses Banach-Tarski paradox to prove twice as many students actually got A or A* as passed the exams at the top two grades

Faced with being on the borderline for acceptance to his preferred university place, an eighteen-year-old from Basingstoke has written a letter to the university's Maths department purporting to show that although he was awarded a B grade in Maths, i...
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Funny story:  Intelligent Design want a change to the order of lessons

Intelligent Design want a change to the order of lessons

New research in cognitive behaviour has shown that the order in which we learn affects what we learn. "We believe that maths is deliberately taught before religious education," said Michael Beye, spokesman for the Discovery Institute, the militant...
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Funny story:  Obama Announces Initiative to Find Divisibility Test for 7

Obama Announces Initiative to Find Divisibility Test for 7

President Obama announced that for the remainder of his presidential term, his administration's primary security initiative will be to find a divisibility test for the number 7. "A divisibility test for 7 has been a sort of Holy Grail, eluding us...
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Funny story:  Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Scientists Discover Sloths Can Do Math

Top Slothologist Benny Jones has made, quite frankly, one of the most ground breaking although slowest discoveries about the South American mammal in the 21st century. Sloths not only count and can solve mathematical equations, but they do so usi...
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Funny story:  Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Demi Moore Enters Celebrity Math Rehab

Palm Springs, CA - Filming began this week for this season's Celebrity Math Rehab where actress Demi Moore, 49, has settled in quite nicely. Moore was the last of the celebrities to join the cast, and only agreed to do so with pressure from many...
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Funny story:  New Calculator Released with Infinity Buttons

New Calculator Released with Infinity Buttons

Math fanatics will be more happy with the new calculator released by the Basyang Electronics Company. The newly-released calculator, with code LB-143EZ, adds two new buttons, negative (-?) and postive (+?) infinity. This allows the user to create...
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Funny story:  NASA with novel idea: traveling to moon will get kids interested in math and science

NASA with novel idea: traveling to moon will get kids interested in math and science

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl.- Although President Obama insists that trying to land on an asteroid would be much more interesting, NASA is pushing ahead with its plans to revisit an old friend: the moon. Like a tipsy uncle at a family gathering, NASA is con...
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Funny story:  Negative Numbers Hold Kids Back, by sharing  positive things into negative parts

Negative Numbers Hold Kids Back, by sharing positive things into negative parts

The Department of Education has released a consultation green paper asking educationalists and teachers to consider the possibility chopping negative numbers from the national maths syllabus. Despite years of negatives emerging through simple "take a...
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Funny story:  1% of the 99% Bored, Leaves, Forms Occupy Occupy Wall Street

1% of the 99% Bored, Leaves, Forms Occupy Occupy Wall Street

Fox and Friends heartthrob Gretchen Carlson had it correct when she said, "Looks like the Occupy Wall Street days are numbered." Indeed, it seems Occupy Wall Street is facing some internal strife. In what looks like to be a game changer, 1% o...
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Funny story:  Vague Numbering System to be taught in high school maths

Vague Numbering System to be taught in high school maths

In a move that indicates that mathematics is keeping up with the modern world, the Vague Numbering system is to be taught in maths at high schools across Britain. "Basically," said Juan Tuthre, head of Modern Maths at Oxford's Queen College, "Vagu...
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Funny story:  New Research From Mathematical Institute Stuns The World

New Research From Mathematical Institute Stuns The World

The Barnsley Freudian Mathematical Gizolm Institute of The Long One, and The Round One, have published their long awaited Ham Shank report today. This report is the culmination of a 5 year intensive research program into the formative stages of coupl...
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Funny story:  Circles or Squares? Mathematicians debate the big question.

Circles or Squares? Mathematicians debate the big question.

The big debate in mathematics at the moment is the (sometimes violent) discussion over which is more perfect, the circle or the square. Squarely in the Circle camp, is mathematician, Stephen Pille. "The circle has long been considered the perf...
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Funny story:  Kansas schools to teach Intelligent Counting as an alternative to arithmetic

Kansas schools to teach Intelligent Counting as an alternative to arithmetic

TOPEKA, Kansas - In a move that has been met with praise from conservatives and criticism from mathematicians, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to add Intelligent Counting to its elementary school curriculum on Friday. Idi Ottick, spoke...
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Funny story:  145% of maths teachers can't do maths

145% of maths teachers can't do maths

A recent survey of maths teachers at secondary schools in England has revealed that nearly ninety percent believe themselves to be above average. Worst still, they have been told that ninety percent believe themselves to be above average, and do not...
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Funny story:  Buffon's Needle Proves That God = ?. OR Randomness Can Not Exist.

Buffon's Needle Proves That God = ?. OR Randomness Can Not Exist.

Write the following statements on a rock: Randomness Does not Exist. The Key To The Unified Field Theory, And God Himself, is Pi. Buffon's Needle --easily one of the oldest tests of randomness, and problems in the field of geometrical probability-- yields one of the most amazing things this writer has ever seen. Because from the so-called random output of the test, the same result can consis...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Discovers Eigendecomposition

Robert Pattinson Discovers Eigendecomposition

Twilight Saga sex-symbol Robert Pattinson was sitting at home the other day, in a reflective mood. This we have from the horse's mouth of no other horse than our old friend Bingo Cashcow Bimbomountain XIII. We say it is from the horse's mouth, and it may very well be. It certainly has more chance of being the original mouth of a horse than it has of being anything resembling an original body p...
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Funny story:  After Being Ranked 23rd in Mathematics, UK Students Glad to be "Top 15"

After Being Ranked 23rd in Mathematics, UK Students Glad to be "Top 15"

GENEVA - The OECD Institute for Education has compiled a report on education in the member states. Britain has come 23rd, to which many students were happy with. "Yay," said one. "That means we're ahead of [first place winner] China, and above...
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