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Former football pundit Alan Hansen appointed as new Defence Secretary

Funny story: Former football pundit Alan Hansen appointed as new Defence Secretary

Prime Minister David Cameron announced this morning in London that former television pundit and Liverpool defender Alan Hansen has been appointed as the new Secretary of Defence. "Alan has a history of making sure nothing slips past him. That wor...

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Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Funny story: Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Stony faced Scot Alan McHansen has officially called time on his glorious decade and a half pundit career on BBC highlights show Match Of The Day. Hansen became known as a reliable defender for Liverpool and Scotland when both teams enjoyed their...

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Zombie Slam 2016---Get Your Tickets Now.. Presented by WWE

Funny story: Zombie Slam 2016---Get Your Tickets Now.. Presented by WWE

In keeping with the tradition of pay-per-view wrestling events, WWE has decided to give the fans what they wanted. This is an event unlike any other and will never be copied. All of your zombie favorites will be wrestling to their utter destruction a...

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Euro 2012: Soccer pundit Alan Hansen scores own goal

Funny story: Euro 2012: Soccer pundit Alan Hansen scores own goal

Football pundit Alan Hansen was mocked by fans today over his selections on the BBC website today for the tournament which starts on Friday. He named a top four to watch of Brazil, Scotland, West Germany and Yugoslavia. Brazil are ineligible f...

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Manchester United Defeat By Blackburn Rovers - Authorities Promise Action

Funny story: Manchester United Defeat By Blackburn Rovers - Authorities Promise Action

Football authorities in England are promising to take decisive action to prevent further incidents like Manchester United's home defeat by Blackburn Rovers yesterday. The move follows public reaction to the match on United manager Sir Alex Ferguso...

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BBC Tells Football League Fans To "Shove It!"

Funny story: BBC Tells Football League Fans To "Shove It!"

Fans of Football League clubs have been told to "shove it" after they complained about the lack of BBC coverage over the festive period. Highlights and goal packages from matches in the three leagues below the Premier League are usually shown afte...

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Shearer Scandal Rocks BBC

Funny story: Shearer Scandal Rocks BBC

A former BBC employee has shocked the footballing world by claiming that he once saw football pundit Alan Shearer wearing a shirt that didn't have any of these stupid epaulettes on the shoulders. Lesley Agnew, who was a production assistant on BBC...

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£50 Million Striker Torres Insists: "I'm No Jaffa"

Funny story: £50 Million Striker Torres Insists: "I'm No Jaffa"

Chelsea's £50 million striker, Fernando Torres apparently confided to friends last night that an old episode of British sit-com, Only Fools And Horses was ruining his life. The episode in question revolved around used car dealer, Boycey, who, desp...

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Rooney Elbow Incident - Trial By BBC?

Funny story: Rooney Elbow Incident - Trial By BBC?

If the pundits on BBC television's Match Of The Day are to be believed, Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has already (or shortly will be) tried and convicted by the FA for an elbow incident, early on in Saturday's Premier League clash at Wigan Athletic. In a reasonably entertaining game - which United won by a comfortable four goal margin with a brace from Chicharito, a strike by Rooney,...

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Match Of The Day Presenter Goes AWOL

Funny story: Match Of The Day Presenter Goes AWOL

One of the Match of the Day pundits has stepped out of line and blasted an unprecedented tirade at the Premier League and football authorities. The outburst was made during filming of last Saturday's episode but was edited out before broadcast.

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Match of the Day once again spurns chance to show Gerrard is a THUG

Funny story: Match of the Day once again spurns chance to show Gerrard is a THUG

Antfield: Liverpool boxing legend and 18 Yard World Diving Champion Steven 'blue-eyed-boy' Gerrard has once again failed to be shown what a complete and utter arse he is by the Liverpool biased Match of the Day Team. After Gerrards last vicious el...

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Phlegm of the Month

Funny story: Phlegm of the Month

Match of the Day has revealed a radical departure from their well know "Goal of the Month". Anchorman Gary Linuchhhher told me, "Since the departure of Adrian Chiles we felt that the old order of things needed an upgrade, and what better than to s...

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Alan Hansen In Defensive Praise Shock

Funny story: Alan Hansen In Defensive Praise Shock

The BBC is facing a flood of complaints following Alan Hansen's shock comment that "Ferdinand dealt with that well". The Match of the Day studio fell into a stunned silence before host Gary Lineker, visibly shocked, moved on to highlights from the Re...

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Test Match Special to have more sex appeal

Funny story: Test Match Special to have more sex appeal

One of Britain's best loved insitutions - Test Match Special - has been told it needs to modernise and appeal to a wider audience. In a memo circulated today, the commentators have been given the following new guidelines to make the show more appe...

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David Beckham sues MOTD for unauthorised use of his voice

Funny story: David Beckham sues MOTD for unauthorised use of his voice

It was really him. Wasn't it? Fans did a double take tonight as the voice of the World's Football Saviour, David Beckham came emanating out of their TV's. The problem? While it was certainly David Beckham's voice, it certainly was not David Beckham s...

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Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Funny story: Match of the Day row over Lineker Gaff

Gary Lineker has sparked fresh controversy by stating that all premiership footballers, with the possible exception of Manchester United's Paul Scholes, were egocentric philistines who had no understanding or appreciation of the finer things in life.

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Gary Lineker Arrested After Kitchen Sink Thrown At Stoke v. Leicester Game

Funny story: Gary Lineker Arrested After Kitchen Sink Thrown At Stoke v. Leicester Game

Gary Lineker, the BBC golf host and ex-Leicester City player, has been arrested at his home after an incident in Sunday's Stoke City/Leicester City game, when a kitchen sink was thrown onto the pitch.

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Gary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked

Funny story: Gary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked

Gary Lineker, the ex-Leicester City, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, has had his Bus Driver's Licence revoked, after he was involved in an accident with a bridge.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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