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Brazilian Masterchef Garners Low Ratings

Funny story: Brazilian Masterchef Garners Low Ratings

Ratings barely made it past 1.0 yesterday evening during BBC One's opening episode of Masterchef Brazil, which was routinely panned by both critics and viewers. The first task set for the six contestants was to create a starter and main course for...

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MasterChef Junior Judges Reduce Girl Scout To Tears

Funny story: MasterChef Junior Judges Reduce Girl Scout To Tears

The mother of an eight-year-old girl, who was one of 100 junior cooks to make it to the on-camera auditions for the current first season of MasterChef Junior, took to Twitter to announce her child was reduced to tears by the judges. The segment, w...

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Cameron on nepotism charges as yet another relative slums it on Masterchef

Funny story: Cameron on nepotism charges as yet another relative slums it on Masterchef

London - "It was bad enough last year," a No 10 deep throat whispered, "when one of Sam Cam's little bastard brothers, Luigi 'The Squid' Mussolini, got into the semifinals - and landed the top grace 'n' favor catering spot at the Olympic Village.

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German Masterchef pulled off the air after cannibalism rumours

Funny story: German Masterchef pulled off the air after cannibalism rumours

The German version of Masterchef, Meisterkoch has been taken off the air when it was revealed that the contestant calling himself Hans Waschen was the suspected cannibal Luka Magnotta. "We were initially okay with Magnotta's first round dish," sai...

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Masterchef contestant disqualified for his unorthodox dish

Funny story: Masterchef contestant disqualified for his unorthodox dish

Masterchef contestant, Wayne Pipe, has been unceremoniously dumped from the show despite winning, when it discovered that he had bought his signature dish from a supermarket. In his place, runner up Eve Guttering will go through to the next round.

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Fears Grow For Masterchef's Gregg Wallace And John Torode

Funny story: Fears Grow For Masterchef's Gregg Wallace And John Torode

There's a double-whammy of shock news today as it's being reported on the Internet and news agencies everywhere, that co-hosts of popular BBC cookery show Masterchef, John Torode and Greg Wallace, have finally disappeared up their own arses. The n...

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Masterchef Winner Plans Food Empire

Funny story: Masterchef Winner Plans Food Empire

A 25-year-old American became the youngest winner of the BBC's popular cooking competition Masterchef yesterday. Bar manager, Tim Anderson, gained notoriety through the 11-week competition with his experimental dishes. Presenter John Torode said h...

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Saturday Kitchen Viewers Block Telephone Lines

Funny story: Saturday Kitchen Viewers Block Telephone Lines

Viewers of the BBC's popular Saturday morning cooking show Saturday Kitchen clogged the station's phone lines today with complaints and praise. Today's edition was shortened to make way for the annual blanket coverage of the Grand National race me...

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Masterchef Fans Fear TV Repair Man Effect

Funny story: Masterchef Fans Fear TV Repair Man Effect

Fans of BBC's Masterchef were bracing themselves today, fearing that their favourite foodie show might suffer from the threats of TV Repair Man. The self-appointed vigilante has vowed to purge the TV schedules of reality shows and rubbish daytime...

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Masterchef Gets New Makeover

Funny story: Masterchef Gets New Makeover

It was changes all round for popular cookery series Masterchef this week as the set underwent a massive facelift and the new format seemed to get the thumbs up from most viewers.One TV Critic however wasn't amused at the antics of one or two of the c...

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Celebrity Mastermind Chef to hit the screens in Spring

Funny story: Celebrity Mastermind Chef to hit the screens in Spring

We have had straight Masterchef, we have had Junior Masterchef and Professionals Masterchef, we have even had Celebrity Masterchef, and bosses at the BBC have been scratching their heads over what the next Masterchef will be. Finally they have hit...

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Masterchef - Professionals My Arse! - Says Local Woman

Funny story: Masterchef - Professionals My Arse! - Says Local Woman

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today was forced to endure the popular British Broadcasting Corporation's television presentation of 'Masterchef - The Professionals' on his 52" HD TV. Shuttlecock, who wasn't keen on his wife's programme selection i...

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Masterchef "Pro" exposed as Michellin Tyred Chef

Funny story: Masterchef "Pro" exposed as Michellin Tyred Chef

A contestant on the current series of Masterchef Professionals due to be shown tonight has been exposed as 2 Michellin Tyre owning Apple Von Creampie. Von Creampie, who will be shown being sent home after the first round by resident Sous Wench, Mo...

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Masterchef Mischief

Funny story: Masterchef Mischief

The programme makers behind the latest series of Masterchef have admitted that they can remotely control the cooker, oven and other equipment settings, and use it to add dramatic effect to the show. Masterchef - the Professionals began filming ear...

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Masterchef Cut

Funny story: Masterchef Cut

Following the closing of four restaurants by celebrity chef Antony Worrall Thompson due to the economic climate, the current series of Masterchef has been cut short. The BBC programme, which is not connected to Mr. Worrall Thompson in any way, is...

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