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Funny story: Storytellers vs. Masseuses: Who Has Rights to Term "Happy Ending?"

Storytellers vs. Masseuses: Who Has Rights to Term "Happy Ending?"

It's a battle between grandma-like storytellers and masseuses with soft, alluring voices and warm hands, and in the smack in the middle is federal judge Henroid P. Geezle. He is tasked with deciding whether the storytellers or the masseuses have the...
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Funny story: Police arrest coin-operated mall massage chair for lewd conduct

Police arrest coin-operated mall massage chair for lewd conduct

Following a three month investigation, police today arrested a coin-operated mall massage chair for lewd conduct. The arrest followed a surveillance and sting operation at the Mall of Malls. "We got numerous complaints, so we sent in one of our...
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Funny story: Two More Women File Lawsuits Against Brett Favre: It Looks Like "Frisky" Favre Just Keeps On Stepping In It

Two More Women File Lawsuits Against Brett Favre: It Looks Like "Frisky" Favre Just Keeps On Stepping In It

NEW YORK CITY - One of the NFLs greatest quarterbacks of all-time just seems to keep on stepping in a pile of dog do every time he turns around. And this time Brett "Frisky" Favre, 63, is being sued by two former New York Jets massage therapists C...
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Funny story: Mrs. Lee Gives So Many Happy Endings, Her Fingers Smoke

Mrs. Lee Gives So Many Happy Endings, Her Fingers Smoke

For Chinese massages parlors nationwide, a new rallying cry is heard from crappy stripmall storefront to shady semi-finished basement: 'If we can beat 'em (off), join 'em'! "Borrowing from the blunt lexicon of the more libidinous precincts of...
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Funny story: Internet Groupons Confuse Men Shopping for Massage Services

Internet Groupons Confuse Men Shopping for Massage Services

The current rage among some Internet retailers, the group coupon or "Groupon" which is targeted at specific demographic groups, seems to be a misunderstood concept among some middle aged men. Popping up in related Internet ads while surfing for lo...
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Funny story: Al Gore Opens Chain of Upscale Reiki Salons

Al Gore Opens Chain of Upscale Reiki Salons

Ever since Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007, he's been looking for a good investment and now he thinks he's found it. He's opening a chain of Reiki salons in Washington, DC. Among the reasons he's giving for making such a bold business move,...
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Funny story: Al Gore Claims He Was Molested By A Masseuse

Al Gore Claims He Was Molested By A Masseuse

GRAND ISLE, Louisiana - Al Gore was in Grand Isle helping the locals gather up tar balls when he was asked about his recent molestation allegations. It appears that back on October 29, 2006, Gore was in Portland, Oregon, where he was on a book sig...
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Funny story: New Full Figured Bra Lifts Separates and Invigorates

New Full Figured Bra Lifts Separates and Invigorates

Full figured women share a common complaint when it comes to the support of larger than average breasts, but a new patented bra design will provide much needed back support and pain relief along with enhanced cup support for women from DD to H in siz...
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Funny story: 'Happy endings' massage boss cleared

'Happy endings' massage boss cleared

Bedfordshire police have been humiliated after the owner of bungalow in Chalton Heights was cleared of running a brothel from the property. An investigation into the goings-on at the property was initiated after adverts appeared in local newspape...
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Funny story: Bizarre Accident at Massage School Reported

Bizarre Accident at Massage School Reported

Henderson Nevada: Police are investigating what caused a bizarre accident at the Pleasure Circle Massage School early Sunday morning. The police and paramedics were called to a residence in the 2200 block of Pleasure Circle Drive at about 4:00 a.m...
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Funny story: Drug Kingpin Arrested At Gay Massage Parlor

Drug Kingpin Arrested At Gay Massage Parlor

MEXICO - Authorities working undercover for the United States' Drug Enforcement Agency have announced that Sinaloa Cartel kingpin Joaquín Guzmán Loera, aka "El Chapo," has been arrested at a homosexual massage parlor outside border town Ciudad Juarez...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Gives Hand Job To Barbara Streisands Masseuse

Tom Cruise Gives Hand Job To Barbara Streisands Masseuse

Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has finally found the man he wants. The loveable Scientologist has been searching the nation for a hand masseuse to keep his delicate hands soft and "calm his raging spirit" w...
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Funny story: "I'll Massage Fergie's Shoulders" says Sven

"I'll Massage Fergie's Shoulders" says Sven

SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON promises to patch up relations with Sir Alex Ferguson - by giving him a hot stone massage!...
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Funny story: EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

An attempt by EastEnders producers to warn young people about the dangers of 'sex', was a success, says the BBC, with switchboards jammed and emails pouring in to its website.
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