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A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

Funny story: A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

BOSTON - A judge in Massachusetts has just issued a landmark directive which states that Microsoft legally has the right to read peoples email. Judge Erastus "The Gavel" Bockerbottle ruled that the corporate giant can read emails in the interest o...

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Massachusetts Says "Yes" To Upskirt Photos

Funny story: Massachusetts Says "Yes" To Upskirt Photos

BOSTON - The state of Massachusetts has just become the first state in the nation to state that the taking of upskirt photographs is legal and picture takers have the right to take their upper thigh shots. The law states that this is America and i...

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New Bedford, Massachusetts Rocked By An Earthquake

Funny story: New Bedford, Massachusetts Rocked By An Earthquake

NEW BEDFORD, Massachusetts - The city of New Bedford was struck by an earthquake at 5:46:13 on Tuesday morning. Residents reported what sounded like a freight train, a squadron of F-15 fighter jets, and Kirstie Alley running combined. One resid...

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Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

Funny story: Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

BOSTON - Massachusetts State Senator Ambrose B. Tamburello [R-Chicopee] led a movement to ban Tootsie Roll Pops from being sold anywhere in the state of Massachusetts. After a highly heated argument the vote was taken and the Anti-Tootsie Roll Bil...

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An Amazing Scuba Diver Travels Underwater From Plymouth, Massachusetts To Biloxi, Mississippi

Funny story: An Amazing Scuba Diver Travels Underwater From Plymouth, Massachusetts To Biloxi, Mississippi

PLYMOUTH, Massachusetts - The United States Scuba Diving Commision has just announced an amazing feat achieved by one of its members. The USSDC stated that member Owen Windowtucker, 52, of Boston has just swum underwater from Plymouth, Massachuset...

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Massachusetts Begins Burning Snow After Massive Snowstorm

Funny story: Massachusetts Begins Burning Snow After Massive Snowstorm

BOSTON, MA (AP) - Central Massachusetts liberals began the process of collecting and burning snow that was dumped on the state Saturday from an historic snowfall that dumped 2.7 inches of snow on Worcester and left most streets deserted except for sn...

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Seafood Alert: Massachusetts Banning Lobster Dinners

Funny story: Seafood Alert: Massachusetts Banning Lobster Dinners

BOSTON - The National Food Federation Agency has just issued a warning to seafood restaurant patrons in the state of Massachusetts. NFFA spokesperson Hal "Calories" Calafinster informed the news media that they have received dozens of reports from...

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Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Pipe Dream Films in association with Omnigate Pictures has just released the media info on their latest movie production. Noted producer Bellanini Terrabini stated that the movie titled The Vampir...

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Harvard approves sex club

Funny story: Harvard approves sex club

Harvard has approved a kinky sex club called the Harvard Munch. The club will be open to both men and women which has caused a bit of a stir. Previously the official sex clubs were men only. The club is based around the Fifty Shades books and tha...

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Taylor Swift Says That One Day She'll Be The First Lady

Funny story: Taylor Swift Says That One Day She'll Be The First Lady

HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - Taylor Swift has said that she is in Fairytale Land with her relationship with Conor Kennedy, grandson of Senator Robert F. Kennedy. The country singer who has sold over 22 million albums, including 173,691 in Egypt r...

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Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Talk About "The Zombie Chronicles"

Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Talk About "The Zombie Chronicles"

LOS ANGELES - Charlene Belle Pinnzucker, director of the Epitome Network hit The Zombie Chronicles recently said that she has never worked with two nicer, more professional actors than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Efron, 24, stars as Sebastian L...

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Mexico's President Tells Illegal Aliens To Vote For President Obama

Funny story: Mexico's President Tells Illegal Aliens To Vote For President Obama

MEXICO CITY - The president of the Republic of Mexico, Nacho Winslow, has stated to the national news agency Las Maracas, that he wants for every illegal alien residing in the United States of America to vote for President Obama. President Winslow...

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Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The New TV Series, "The Zombie Chronicles"

Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The New TV Series, "The Zombie Chronicles"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for The Epitome Network has just announced that The Zombie Chronicles will be premiering in two weeks. The cable series is being directed by noted motion picture director Charleen Belle Pinnzucker who has worked with Dem...

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Shared Sacrifice Begorrah: Martha's Vineyard Prepares to Welcome 'Black Irish' First Family with Huge Reunion Fund Raiser!

Funny story: Shared Sacrifice Begorrah: Martha's Vineyard Prepares to Welcome 'Black Irish' First Family with Huge Reunion Fund Raiser!

President Barry O'Bama is said to be excited over Boston Irish plans to host a 'big homecoming' for their prodigal son as he returns to Martha's Vineyard for the third consecutive August 'family' vacation. The homecoming will even out do O'Bama's...

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Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Funny story: Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Armed with a meager allowance from The Spoof (The US Edition), stringer Wally Wordsmithe is on a 3 week road trip to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he's off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin gu...

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Town of Sandwich, MA, Now Butt of Jokes after Senator Scott Brown Details Sexual Abuse at Popular Summer Camp

Funny story: Town of Sandwich, MA, Now Butt of Jokes after Senator Scott Brown Details Sexual Abuse at Popular Summer Camp

There's good news and bad news involving the Cape Cod summer camp forced to close after more than a dozen claims of sexual abuse involving happy campers, even including Senator Scott Brown , R, who claimed he was assaulted there as a youth in recent...

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Massachusetts Orders Mandatory Evacuation of All Citizens

Funny story: Massachusetts Orders Mandatory Evacuation of All Citizens

BOSTON, MA - Massachusetts officials ordered the state-wide evacuation of all citizens today in anticipation of a possible strike by Hurricane Earl. Congressman Barney Frank said that he was looking forward to seeing Earl coming in the back door o...

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Barney Frank On Israel Flap: I May Be Gay, But I'm Not Jewish, At Least Not Right Now!

Funny story: Barney Frank On Israel Flap: I May Be Gay, But I'm Not Jewish, At Least Not Right Now!

House Banking Chairman Barney Frank, the Democrat from Massachusetts, was forced to backtrack after stating that the US should look into the killing of 'innocents' during the firestorm created around the recent Israeli storming of a flotilla heading...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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