BOSTON - The National Food Federation Agency has just issued a warning to seafood restaurant patrons in the state of Massachusetts.
NFFA spokesperson Hal "Calories" Calafinster informed the news media that they have received dozens of reports from...
HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Pipe Dream Films in association with Omnigate Pictures has just released the media info on their latest movie production.
Noted producer Bellanini Terrabini stated that the movie titled The Vampir...
Harvard has approved a kinky sex club called the Harvard Munch. The club will be open to both men and women which has caused a bit of a stir. Previously the official sex clubs were men only.
The club is based around the Fifty Shades books and tha...
HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - Taylor Swift has said that she is in Fairytale Land with her relationship with Conor Kennedy, grandson of Senator Robert F. Kennedy.
The country singer who has sold over 22 million albums, including 173,691 in Egypt r...
LOS ANGELES - Charlene Belle Pinnzucker, director of the Epitome Network hit The Zombie Chronicles recently said that she has never worked with two nicer, more professional actors than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.
Efron, 24, stars as Sebastian L...
MEXICO CITY - The president of the Republic of Mexico, Nacho Winslow, has stated to the national news agency Las Maracas, that he wants for every illegal alien residing in the United States of America to vote for President Obama.
President Winslow...
HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for The Epitome Network has just announced that The Zombie Chronicles will be premiering in two weeks.
The cable series is being directed by noted motion picture director Charleen Belle Pinnzucker who has worked with Dem...
President Barry O'Bama is said to be excited over Boston Irish plans to host a 'big homecoming' for their prodigal son as he returns to Martha's Vineyard for the third consecutive August 'family' vacation.
The homecoming will even out do O'Bama's...
Armed with a meager allowance from The Spoof (The US Edition), stringer Wally Wordsmithe is on a 3 week road trip to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he's off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin gu...
There's good news and bad news involving the Cape Cod summer camp forced to close after more than a dozen claims of sexual abuse involving happy campers, even including Senator Scott Brown , R, who claimed he was assaulted there as a youth in recent...
BOSTON, MA - Massachusetts officials ordered the state-wide evacuation of all citizens today in anticipation of a possible strike by Hurricane Earl.
Congressman Barney Frank said that he was looking forward to seeing Earl coming in the back door o...
House Banking Chairman Barney Frank, the Democrat from Massachusetts, was forced to backtrack after stating that the US should look into the killing of 'innocents' during the firestorm created around the recent Israeli storming of a flotilla heading...
WASHINGTON, DC - "The Wrathful God of Capitalist Right-Wing Conservative Extremists has played its hand in a conspiracy against the benevolent progressives in the Massachusetts election to fill a vacant Senate seat." This statement was part of long a...
Democratic Candidate Martha Coakley expressed surprise today that she had been expected to campaign hard for a Senate seat.
"I won the primary, so I figured why bother?" explained Coakley. "My opponent was wasting time opening field offices across...
In a hastily called press conference at the White House, spokesman Robert Gibbs told reporters today that the loss of Senator Ted Kennedy's senate seat was the work of The Trickster. "No doubt about it," said Gibbs, "The Trickster was at work here.No...
The voters have spoken, and for the first time since 1972 the Kennedy/Liberal/Democratic machine took on water, sunk, and just like Teddy those many years ago, Obama claims he tried to save it but then just walked away leaving it to suffer a silent d...
Boston, MS: Democratic National Committee campaign strategists are rushing today to explain the unexpectedly strong showing by Republican Scott Brown in the Massachusetts special election to fill the seat of the late Senator Edward Kennedy.
Repu...
Massachusetts voters have been energized as never before, as the special election to replace the ever pickled Senate Icon Ted Kennedy heads into the final hours before Tuesday's election.
On the playing field, Martha Coakley a weak kneed state Att...