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Mary-Kate Olsen to work in new movie "Breakout"

Funny story: Mary-Kate Olsen to work in new movie "Breakout"

Amid ongoing legal issues, a recent car crash and a grumpy run-in with children, Mary Kate Olsen has secured her next movie role. Producer Fred Jacob says Olsen will star in "Breakout," a film directed by Mike Eschmann about sex and ambition among...

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Taylor Swift Very Upset With The Olsen Twins

Funny story: Taylor Swift Very Upset With The Olsen Twins

NASHVILLE - Close friends of country artist Taylor Swift say that Taylor is so mad at the Olsen twins that she could eat a handful of nuts and bolts. It appears that Mary-Kate and Ashley co-wrote a song about one of Ashley's ex-boyfriends, Johnny...

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Ashley Olsen Angry At Her Twin Sister Mary-Kate For Dating A Man Almost Old Enough To Be Their Grandfather

Funny story: Ashley Olsen Angry At Her Twin Sister Mary-Kate For Dating A Man Almost Old Enough To Be Their Grandfather

NEW YORK CITY - For most of their lives the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley have pretty much agreed on everything from acting to fashion designing and from salad ingredient choices to their favorite American Idol contestant. The 25-year-old twin...

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Tina Fey, Johnny Depp, and Robert Pattinson To Star In "Crosshairs - The Sarah Palin Story"

Funny story: Tina Fey, Johnny Depp, and Robert Pattinson To Star In "Crosshairs - The Sarah Palin Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Famed Italian director Luigi Luigiani has just announced that he will soon be directing Tina Fey and Johnny Depp in the production of Crosshairs - The Sarah Palin Story. Luigiani, who has directed some of the biggest actresses in Holly...

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Ben "Ghandi" Kingsley Locks Lip With Olsen Twin Mary Kate

Funny story: Ben "Ghandi" Kingsley Locks Lip With Olsen Twin Mary Kate

Ben Kingsley, Oscar winner for his title role in Ghandi and 63 years old, was seen kissing Mary-Kate Olsen on the set of his most recent film. The two are shooting a movie where he (Kingsley) plays the psychiatrist treating her (Olsen) boyfriend.

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Olsen Twins Mary-Kate and Ashley to Get Nose Jobs

Funny story: Olsen Twins Mary-Kate and Ashley to Get Nose Jobs

The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, have decided to get matching nose jobs from a Hollywood plastic surgeon. Saying that they were tired of their old look and thought their noses were to big, the twins headed to surgery today.

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Olsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity

Funny story: Olsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity

Las Angeles - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were celebrating the opening of a new Taco Bell by wearing sombreros, when they were mistaken for two nails and hammered into the drywall of a nearby construction site.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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