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Funny story: Mary Poppins' Colonic Irrigation Clinic

Mary Poppins' Colonic Irrigation Clinic

Many people have wondered what happened to Mary Poppins at the end of her eponymous film. Well, wonder no longer, because TheSpoof has tracked her down and interviewed her exclusively. Ms Poppins, now aged 63, is living in India and runs a detox centre for whoever can afford the very steep fees. She offers everything from colonic irrigation to cups of tea to flush out the toxins, but always wit...
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Funny story: Mary Poppins Held On Drug Charges

Mary Poppins Held On Drug Charges

Mary Poppins, the famous nanny, was once again being held at Paddington Green police station on suspicion of possession of illegal drugs, with intent to supply. Poppins, 82 who was immortalised in the 1964 film Mary Poppins, as portrayed by Julie...
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Funny story: Nanny McPhee claims she is better looking than Judy Finnigan

Nanny McPhee claims she is better looking than Judy Finnigan

Judy Finnigan was looking rather worse for wear yesterday after leaving a Pub where she had a liquid lunch. Finnigan drank several bottles of wine after which she made Ugly Betty look like a beauty queen. Her husband Richard Mad Madeley and her dau...
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Funny story: Mary Poppins Wanted For Drug Dealing.

Mary Poppins Wanted For Drug Dealing.

Police have confirmed that an arrest warrant has been issued for one 'Mary Poppins' in relation to the dealing of illegal, nonprescription drugs to minors. "We've been after her for a while", stated Officer C.O. Rupt, head of operation Spit Spot.
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Funny story: Mary Cassatt Story Cashes In On Google Feature

Mary Cassatt Story Cashes In On Google Feature

In a crass attempt to get points on TheSpoof.com, it became clear today that an unnamed writer had written a story specifically designed to try to get into the Google top story pages based on their celebration of her birth in 1844. It appears that...
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Funny story: Tarantino new movie to be remake of Mary Poppins

Tarantino new movie to be remake of Mary Poppins

Even though his new film has just been completed, Quentin Tarantino has moved quickly to begin his next project. Although the movie is without a title, it has been confirmed that it is going to be a remake of the popular movie Mary Poppins. "It i...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Goes All 'Mary Poppins'

Amy Winehouse Goes All 'Mary Poppins'

Amy Winehouse, the troubled songstress, has surprised the pop world after announcing details of her new single, which is a cover of an old musical favourite.
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Funny story: Penguins - I hates 'em!

Penguins - I hates 'em!

I don't really know what it is that I truly loathe about Penguins. I think it's partially due to comments like: "Awww...but the itty-bitty pengy-win is sooo cute!". Hmmm - you have to worry about comments like that. Given half the chance, that penguin would have you on your back, spreading your liver across a Ritz cracker before you could say "Mary Poppins". I gu...
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