Mary Popitin stood watching the one man band. She was impressed with his rendition of "Voodoo Child" but thought the rhythm section lacked a disciplined knee. Having nothing more to do but annoy the people in the park with her singing, she decided to join the man and dance to the music.
Bert is hacking away at the mouth organ when a woman dressed in multi-coloured rags starts to gyrate beside h...
A dramatic scene happened over the skies of Libya yesterday as eye witnesses observed a strange female figure dropping out of the sky with an open umbrella.
She, they claimed, floated downwards and hovered above Colonel Gadaffi's palace for a few...
Many people have wondered what happened to Mary Poppins at the end of her eponymous film. Well, wonder no longer, because TheSpoof has tracked her down and interviewed her exclusively.
Ms Poppins, now aged 63, is living in India and runs a detox centre for whoever can afford the very steep fees. She offers everything from colonic irrigation to cups of tea to flush out the toxins, but always wit...
Mary Poppins, the famous nanny, was once again being held at Paddington Green police station on suspicion of possession of illegal drugs, with intent to supply.
Poppins, 82 who was immortalised in the 1964 film Mary Poppins, as portrayed by Julie...
Judy Finnigan was looking rather worse for wear yesterday after leaving a Pub where she had a liquid lunch. Finnigan drank several bottles of wine after which she made Ugly Betty
look like a beauty queen. Her husband Richard Mad Madeley and her dau...
Police have confirmed that an arrest warrant has been issued for one 'Mary Poppins' in relation to the dealing of illegal, nonprescription drugs to minors.
"We've been after her for a while", stated Officer C.O. Rupt, head of operation Spit Spot.
In a crass attempt to get points on TheSpoof.com, it became clear today that an unnamed writer had written a story specifically designed to try to get into the Google top story pages based on their celebration of her birth in 1844.
It appears that...
Even though his new film has just been completed, Quentin Tarantino has moved quickly to begin his next project. Although the movie is without a title, it has been confirmed that it is going to be a remake of the popular movie Mary Poppins.
Amy Winehouse, the troubled songstress, has surprised the pop world after announcing details of her new single, which is a cover of an old musical favourite.
I don't really know what it is that I truly loathe about Penguins. I think it's partially due to comments like: "Awww...but the itty-bitty pengy-win is sooo cute!". Hmmm - you have to worry about comments like that. Given half the chance, that penguin would have you on your back, spreading your liver across a Ritz cracker before you could say "Mary Poppins".
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