An ancient fragment of papyrus has been discovered and it makes a thinly veiled reference to Jesus having a wife. It also says several things about Transformers building the Pyramids but that's apparently not as important as the Jesus thing.
Creationists all around the world are having to revise their thinking of their beliefs following God's admission in a Playboy interview that he lied about the whole 'world-created-in'7-days' thing.
"We put all our faith in the Bible", said Billy H...
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