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President and First Lady reportedly separating

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barak Obama and his wife, First lady Michelle, are reportedly separating. According to unnameable sources, Mrs. Obama is taking the couple's daughters, Malia, 16, and Natasha (alias Sasha), 11, with her to Martha's Vine...

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Edward M. Kennedy to Wed Mary Jo Kopechne

Funny story: Edward M. Kennedy to Wed Mary Jo Kopechne

Ottawa, Ontario - Mary Jo Kopechne, the daughter of Joseph Kopechne and Gwen Kopechne of Hull, Québec, is to be married Sunday to Edward M. Kennedy, the son of Rosemary E. Kennedy and Joseph P.Kennedy of Ottawa, Ontario. Dr.Norma Jean, a Universal Li...

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Mark of the Beast seance yields Mary Jo Kopechne ghost

Funny story: Mark of the Beast seance yields Mary Jo Kopechne ghost

Cyberspace - (666-And-All-That): The Halloween ouija board rattled horribly today as a hextoplasm-encypted cyberseance message from the '69 drowning victim blamed Yale's notorious Skull And Bones Society. Her stark words caused an unexpected out-o...

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Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Funny story: Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Pearly Gate, Celestial City, Heaven - Yesterday, Sister Mary Jo, resident here these past 40 years since she drowned in an auto "accident", received a surprise visitor. A former Congressman, who for legal reasons will remain nameless, was given a...

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Edward "Ted" Kennedy: "Top Shelf" or just "Bargain Basement"?

(New York-NY) Ted Kennedy, the Lion of the Senate or given his girth more like the Whale, died this week. The 40-year Senator eulogized by politicians while Twitter tweets "Mary Jo Kopechne is probably giving Ted an earful right now as he makes his descent into purgatory for a LONG time." What does it mean, not for the Kennedy legacy but for me? Hey, I never claimed to be a saint or even Irish Cat...

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Ted Kennedy Finally Meets His Maker: It Didn't Go Well!

Funny story: Ted Kennedy Finally Meets His Maker: It Didn't Go Well!

Somewhere South of the Border/ It's HOT! - Despite the outpouring of love, sympathy, and maudlin wailing on the behalf of besotted liberals, and the Massachusetts electorate in particular, Ted's "homecoming" was not a joyous event according to report...

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Writer Dominick Dunne Continues to Pursue Ted to the Grave-and Beyond!

Funny story: Writer Dominick Dunne Continues to Pursue Ted to the Grave-and Beyond!

Hyannis, Massachusetts/True Crime Stories - A dogged Dominick Dunne, 83, remained true to his mantra as he followed Ted Kennedy in Death today, making good a vow to "follow Ted to hell in order to get the real story behind Chappaquiddick!" The wel...

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Exhumation imminent as Mary Jo Kopechne and Jesse Jackson named Obama birth parents

Funny story: Exhumation imminent as Mary Jo Kopechne and Jesse Jackson named Obama birth parents

Martha's Vineyard - (Dead & Buried Mess): A special treat awaits Senator Ted Kennedy next week as birthday-boy President Obama prepares to vacation just yards from the Chappa-quidditch (sic) site where his birth mother Mary Jo Kopechne died in 19...

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Hospitalized Ted Kennedy Sees Mary Jo Kopechne's Ghost

Funny story: Hospitalized Ted Kennedy Sees Mary Jo Kopechne's Ghost

Ted Kennedy was airlifted to a Boston hospital after what could possibly have been a stroke (or another bump on the head after being falling down drunk again). While being treated by a trauma team in the emergency room, the Massachusetts Senator was...

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