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Funny story: Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples

Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples

Jackson, WY Allegedly evil ex-vice president Dick Cheney announced today that he would be attending the Bob Jones Seminary in order to receive religious orders to become a practicing minister. The waterboarding enthusiast will conduct weddings for...
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Funny story: Former Vice-President Dick Cheney's Daughter Mary Cheney Marries Her Longtime Girlfriend And The Teabag Party Is Furious!

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney's Daughter Mary Cheney Marries Her Longtime Girlfriend And The Teabag Party Is Furious!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mary Cheney, the daughter of former Vice-President and Mrs. Dick Cheney, wed her long time girlfriend Heather "Edgar Allan" Poe in a wedding ceremony in Washington, D.C.'s Mount GOP Church. According to GOPicky Magazine reporter...
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Funny story: Dick "The Dick" Cheney Shows That He Likes Liz, His Non-Lesbian Daughter More Than He Likes Mary, His Lesbian Daughter

Dick "The Dick" Cheney Shows That He Likes Liz, His Non-Lesbian Daughter More Than He Likes Mary, His Lesbian Daughter

KENOSHA, Wisconsin - Liz Cheney, the oldest of the two daughters of former acting Vice-President Dick Cheney, recently spoke before the yearly convention of The Professional Cheese Sniffers Coalition of Wisconsin. Liz, who is sometimes confused wi...
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Funny story: Mary Cheney's brat under Homeland Security surveillance ahead of Halloween alert

Mary Cheney's brat under Homeland Security surveillance ahead of Halloween alert

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Mary Cheney's five month old son Samuel David Cheney has been put under round the clock surveillance by Homeland Insecurity officials ahead of an ominous descent into hellish premonitions materialising on...
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Funny story: Borat hires Larry Birkhead's lawyer as Mary Cheney gives mirth to son

Borat hires Larry Birkhead's lawyer as Mary Cheney gives mirth to son

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat has hired paternity lawyers who represented Californian photographer Larry Birkhead in his custody suit for Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn following today's news that Dick Cheney'...
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Funny story: Mary Cheney Gives Birth to Hal Burton

Mary Cheney Gives Birth to Hal Burton

Dick Cheney's daughter, Mary, has given birth to a baby boy whom she is planning to bring up with her long-time lesbian partner, Heather Poe.
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Funny story: Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?

Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?

Frostbite Falls (Spoof News) Mary Cheney, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, gave birth today to an 8 and a half pound baby boy.
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Funny story: Who Is Gay Daughter's Baby's Father? Dick Cheney, Howard K Stern, Larry Birkhead - Angelina Jolie to Adopt!

Who Is Gay Daughter's Baby's Father? Dick Cheney, Howard K Stern, Larry Birkhead - Angelina Jolie to Adopt!

(Hollyweird) -- A media circus worthy of Anna Nicole Smith, but in a B cup, has come to tinseltown as lawyer turned gigolo Howard K Stern and photographer turned billionaire daddy Larry Burkhead challenge Vice President turned fag hag B A Dick Cheney...
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Funny story: Cheney Says He Is Father of Gay Daughter's Baby, Danny Lynn

Cheney Says He Is Father of Gay Daughter's Baby, Danny Lynn

(An Undisclosed Bunker) -- Vice President and Bush White House adult-supervisor Richard "Dick" Cheney (R-1919) in a stunning declaration admitted yesterday that he, not Larry Birkhead, is the "donor dad" to his daughter Mary's...
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Funny story: Bush To Star In One Man Play: The Bush Monologues

Bush To Star In One Man Play: The Bush Monologues

Upon completion of his second and final term as President, George W. Bush will star in his own one man Off-Broadway show, The Bush Monologues. In the show, Bush will talk about the one thing he hasn't screwed up in his administration...as soon as...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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