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Funny story: President Declares Martial Law Due To Peaceful Protests Becoming Too Violent

President Declares Martial Law Due To Peaceful Protests Becoming Too Violent

The President of the United States has declared today that, due to the peaceful protests going on around the country being way too violent for the public's safety, there will now be Martial Law, a State of War, and a State of Emergency due to Disaste...
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Funny story: Martial Law Declared In Alabama

Martial Law Declared In Alabama

OAKIE, AL - UPDATE 2 - The Governor of Alabama today declared martial law. According to the Governor, I'm not allowed to talk about it. However, I'm risking a free trip to Africa to give you this scoop. It seems the Governor's eyesight is fail...
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Funny story: US Attacks Iran; Martial Law Declared; 4 More Years of Bush?!

US Attacks Iran; Martial Law Declared; 4 More Years of Bush?!

As of noon today the United States of America is under martial law. This action was taken this day at 6 AM June 18, 2008 when the US military invaded Iran.
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Funny story: Kerry Elected in Landslide!

Kerry Elected in Landslide!

Bush Immediately Declares Victory...and Martial Law!...
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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