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Funny story: Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Michelle Obama would like the Mars Curiosity Rover to build a nice little rockery on Mars with her and Barack's names engraved on it with the vehicle's laser according to NASA. The idea, which could be completed for Valentines day 2015 could sway...
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Funny story: Interesting Stone Spotted by Jupiter Spacecraft - Nasa and U.K. to Share 300 Billion Dollar Stone Photographing Space Mission

Interesting Stone Spotted by Jupiter Spacecraft - Nasa and U.K. to Share 300 Billion Dollar Stone Photographing Space Mission

A stone with a brown stain has been spotted on the Jupiter moon, Europa by the 250 billion dollar space orbiter, Odyssius. The exciting stone is probably sandstone discoloured by brown iron. Jubilant geologists at Houston cheered when the image...
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Funny story: Beagle 2 Bungler to Smash Spacecraft Rosetta into Comet

Beagle 2 Bungler to Smash Spacecraft Rosetta into Comet

A spaceship is about to embark on one of the most technologically advanced missions ever attempted - by smashing down on a bankrupt Comet store in Barnsley at 24,600mph. Bungling Beagle 2 professor Colin Pillinger is to supervise the practice ru...
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Funny story: Pope Mars Rover sent to encourage adoption of "Missionary Position"

Pope Mars Rover sent to encourage adoption of "Missionary Position"

The Vatican yesterday launched an enormous incense fuelled Abraham class rocket from St. Peter's Basilica. The rocket was carrying a Mars Orbiter and Pope Rover. Surprising hundreds of thousands gathered in St. Peter's Square, the dome of the Ba...
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Funny story: Chinese Moon Rover finds God's control centre on moon

Chinese Moon Rover finds God's control centre on moon

Worried Chinese Chief Minister, Dim Sum has phoned world leaders about an "X-Box" type control console found by the Jade Rabbit Rover in a transparent building on the moon. One huge button has a safety cover on it with a Do Not Press sign on it.
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Funny story: Cairo Traffic Policeman to become Space Traffic controller

Cairo Traffic Policeman to become Space Traffic controller

Due to the sudden surge in uncontrolled Space traffic, a traffic cop from Egypt has been appointed to monitor and control Rocket and Space Rover vehicles being launched in Ad Hoc fashion all over the place. "India, China, Canada, Iran. the USA Aus...
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Funny story: Curiosity on Mars: Life's a Beach Ball

Curiosity on Mars: Life's a Beach Ball

Your tax dollars are hard-at work. Up there on Mars, the manly god of war planet, in the red clay of the surface, our cheeky little rover is having a grand old time. Without a men's room in the vicinity, the rover has had nowhere to peddle...
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Funny story: NASA Bombshell: There is Intelligent Life on Mars

NASA Bombshell: There is Intelligent Life on Mars

We are not alone. NASA's Mars rover vehicle has found irrefutable proof that intelligent life exists on the Red Planet. The agency is preparing to announce the historic discovery. Details will be released in a few days, but we have obtained an ad...
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Funny story: NASA Admits Mars Rover Curiosity Was Site of Holiday Bash

NASA Admits Mars Rover Curiosity Was Site of Holiday Bash

It was a public relations disaster of intergalactic proportions as NASA had to use a huge chunk of its budget to clean up after the party and restore the scientific equipment on the rover back to normal status. Rumors of a party had been swirlin...
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Funny story: NASA Wanted To Keep The Mars Rover Road Kill Incident A Top Secret

NASA Wanted To Keep The Mars Rover Road Kill Incident A Top Secret

HOUSTON - In an effort to avoid any adverse publicity NASA has sent out an in-house memo that the facts concerning Mars Rover Incident #717, were to be kept extremely confidential. The author of the memorandum, who has since been identified as Bri...
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Funny story: NASA Solves Mars Mystery: Leprechauns Left Gold Dust There!

NASA Solves Mars Mystery: Leprechauns Left Gold Dust There!

When Mars rover Curiosity sent back images of soil with sparkling flecks in it, at first NASA scientists were stumped. But they kept on digging. Finally, they were able to explain those sparkles. The scientists came to the inescapable conclusion t...
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Funny story: NASA Scientists Report 2 Astounding Discoveries By The Mars Rover Curiosity

NASA Scientists Report 2 Astounding Discoveries By The Mars Rover Curiosity

HOUSTON - NASA launched the Mars Rover Curiosity on November 26, 2011, and on August 6, 2012, it landed on Mars in the middle of Aeolis Palus, which is a subdivision of Aeolis Acres, formerly known as Mount Sharp Estates. The Mars Science Laborato...
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Funny story: Mars Rover Curiosity Lands Safely on Mars before Sinking in Quicksand

Mars Rover Curiosity Lands Safely on Mars before Sinking in Quicksand

The NASA robot dubbed "Curiosity" landed safely on Mars Sunday night smack dab in the middle of a deep pit of quicksand and sunk before any useful data could be collected. Curiosity, the largest and most advanced spacecraft ever sent to another pl...
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Funny story: Mars Rover Photographs Own Shadow, Annoys Groundhogs

Mars Rover Photographs Own Shadow, Annoys Groundhogs

On a recent Sunday some groundhogs were having a nice day -- they had just watched the movie Groundhog Day for the umpteenth time -- until they happened to spot a headline on Google News: "NASA Mars rover takes photo of own shadow." They clicked o...
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Funny story: Cocaine Found on Mars

Cocaine Found on Mars

While the NASA funded Mars Rover continues to send back landscape pictures and topographical maps of its pre-programmed search area, Rover number one nicknamed "Spirit", accidentally stumbled into a large crater filled with fine tan colored powder.
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Funny story: Mars Rovers In Head-On Collision

Mars Rovers In Head-On Collision

Houston TX-- NASA reported incredible bad luck with its twin rovers on Mars today. The Spirit probe had a devastating head-on collision with the Opportunity probe. Both rovers were completely destroyed in the mishap. The Martian rovers have been...
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Funny story: Mars Rover "Spirit" suffering from depression

Mars Rover "Spirit" suffering from depression

In 2003 Spirit, along with its sibling Opportunity, landed on Mars. The two Rovers became instant media celebrities, gracing magazine covers and dominating water cooler conversation around the world. A Nasa artist's rendition of the brave robotic fi...
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Funny story: Mars Rover finds evidence of variant-CJD

Mars Rover finds evidence of variant-CJD

NASA HQ - (Ass Mess): Scientists have reported that the Mars Rover has found evidence of the Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease variant - or mad cow disease as it is more commonly known -in the new recipie Mars bars which now use bovine offal products instead...
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