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Funny story: Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Michelle Obama would like the Mars Curiosity Rover to build a nice little rockery on Mars with her and Barack's names engraved on it with the vehicle's laser according to NASA. The idea, which could be completed for Valentines day 2015 could sway...
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Funny story: Malaysian plane last seen heading towards Mars!

Malaysian plane last seen heading towards Mars!

NASA have confirmed that one of their satellites spotted the lost Malaysian plane being towed by a UFO and it was heading in the direction of Mars! A white light spotted on the Martian service is guiding the UFO and the captured plane towards a ru...
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Funny story: Mars Curiosity Rover takes Photographs of a Stone

Mars Curiosity Rover takes Photographs of a Stone

The multi billion pound N.A.S.A Mars Rover has this morning finally proved its 10 million pounds per day worth by taking another picture of a common stone. Whoops of pleasure and excitement were heard throughout the corridors of Mission Control a...
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Funny story: NASA Says The Martian Land Rover Is Reporting A Problem With The Odometer

NASA Says The Martian Land Rover Is Reporting A Problem With The Odometer

HOUSTON - The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center has just received word about a malfunction with the land rover Curiosity. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that Curiosity's computer has sent back a message saying that its odometer i...
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Funny story: Vulnerable astrology sufferer with phobia of Phobos found RIP face down with candy stuck down throat

Vulnerable astrology sufferer with phobia of Phobos found RIP face down with candy stuck down throat

Joshua Tree, California - A naked self-styled astrology freak with an irrational fear of the Martian moon Phobos was found dead at home this morning, an imported chocolate Mars candy bar obstructing the air passage in his throat. He was 69. Or...
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Funny story: Sharia court excommunicates Martians

Sharia court excommunicates Martians

Abu Dhabi, UAE - An Islamic court has issued a fatwa banning Mars and Martians after someone posted 1969 footage of Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithful's favorite recreational snack on the I Luv Two-Hump Camels website. Imams sitting in the General...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Included On Mars Settlement Final Shortlist, Other Applicants Fear Forced Labor And Starvation

Kim Jong-Un Included On Mars Settlement Final Shortlist, Other Applicants Fear Forced Labor And Starvation

The Hague, Netherlands: Plans to establish a permanent human settlement on Mars were thrown into disarray yesterday when it became known that brash dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un has been included on the final shortlist of volunteers to make th...
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Funny story: NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has informed the various news agencies that the marijuana that the Martian land rover Curiosity recently discovered on Mars is in fact of a very, very high grade. Timmelfarb stated that chemists analyze...
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Funny story: Land Rover Curiosity Discovers Pot Plants Growing On Mars

Land Rover Curiosity Discovers Pot Plants Growing On Mars

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has reported that the Martian Land Rover Curiosity has come upon a patch of marijuana plants. Timmelfarb stated to the news media that early reports are that the cannabis is of a high grade and is ten t...
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Funny story: Curiosity Rover Finds Pyramid Rock on Mars

Curiosity Rover Finds Pyramid Rock on Mars

Although they have been telling the public that an "unusual" rock has been discovered on Mars, scientists today announced that there were 'chiseled' markings on the rock. "At first we were excited about finding the rock and its shape", stated Jet...
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Funny story: NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut

NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut

First the word was that the "discovered" rock looked like a jelly doughnut. Read the story at the San Jose Mercury News: "Jelly doughnut" rock on Mars suddenly appears That's old news, as NASA is now reporting that further investigation has rev...
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Funny story: Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched

Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched

A splashdown in the Pacific Ocean by a manned Mars space capsule has occurred three years before it was due to be launched, NASA announced this morning. A spokesperson said "Boy I think we were going to use too much nitro on that baby! This is al...
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Funny story: NASA Reports That Its Mars Land Rover Curiosity Has Its Left Turn Signal Stuck

NASA Reports That Its Mars Land Rover Curiosity Has Its Left Turn Signal Stuck

HOUSTON - NASA's Assistant Spokesperson Skipper Flashfiddle has just informed the press that they have received word of a small malfunction with the Martian land rover Curiosity. Flashfiddle said that at 2:07 a.m. a computer printout sent from the...
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Funny story: Scientists Warn That Jupiter and Mars Are Getting Closer To Each Other

Scientists Warn That Jupiter and Mars Are Getting Closer To Each Other

HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that two of the world's most prominent scientists Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser have warned about a planetary situation involving Mars and Jupiter. Dr. Von Heinrich said that he and Dr. Clex...
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Funny story: NASA In Order To Generate Some Income Will Put Sponsor Name Decals On The Land Rover Curiosity

NASA In Order To Generate Some Income Will Put Sponsor Name Decals On The Land Rover Curiosity

HOUSTON - NASA which has been dealing with a bit of a financial struggle lately has come up with an idea that will help generate some much needed revenue. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that NASA has decided to put corporat...
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Funny story: NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Curiosity Has Discovered Gold

NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Curiosity Has Discovered Gold

HOUSTON - The people at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration are jumping for joy at the recent discovery made by the Martian land rover Curiosity. Trent Timmelfarb, the official spokesperson for NASA, has informed the news media that...
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Funny story: Bill Gates Tells NASA He'll Pay Them $50 Million To Let Him Be The First Person To Set Foot On Mars

Bill Gates Tells NASA He'll Pay Them $50 Million To Let Him Be The First Person To Set Foot On Mars

HOUSTON - Bill Gates is one of the richest men in the world with a net worth estimated to be around $67 billion. He recently talked to a NASA official and said that he has always dreamed of being the first person to set foot on the planet Mars.
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says North Korea Will Donate $10 Million To NASA If They'll Agree To Put North Korean License Plates On The Next Martian Land Rover

Kim Jong Un Says North Korea Will Donate $10 Million To NASA If They'll Agree To Put North Korean License Plates On The Next Martian Land Rover

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has always been a fan of America's National Aeronautics Space Administration program. He says he has read over 15 books on the subject and he recently told The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea tha...
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