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Funny story: Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Iowa Man With Facial Blindness Deemed America's Most Romantic!

Des Moines, Iowa - Old Harold Grandy, 76, wasn't know for much in this sleepy little hamlet in western Iowa, but now he can hold his chin up high, as he has been crowned: The Most Romantic Man in America! And for a man who has struggled through the...
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Funny story: Huckabee's Challenge to Media - Ask Democrats If They Would Attend A Nude Wedding

Huckabee's Challenge to Media - Ask Democrats If They Would Attend A Nude Wedding

Little Rock, Arkansas - A few days before what he has hinted could be a "rather massive launch" of his 2016 Presidential campaign, Republican Mike Huckabee said he would tell reporters whether or not he would attend a gay wedding as soon as he heard...
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Funny story: The U.S. government removes marriage from State law books

The U.S. government removes marriage from State law books

Year 3015- The U.S. government signed a Bill making marriage courts and marriage laws illegal based on the 13th Amendment's anti-slavery clause. Senator Charles Lambert who introduced the bill gave a speech after it was signed into law, "We the pe...
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Funny story: 10 Signs You May be in a Bad Marriage

10 Signs You May be in a Bad Marriage

1. He beats you up. 2. He doesn't beat you up. If he really loved you he would beat you up like your first husband... whom you should never have left but had to... because he beat you up. 3. You are not Jane enough to his Tarzan. 4. He is not Tarzan enough to your Jane. 5. He only married you for your money. 6. She only married you for your money. 7. He lusts after other women.
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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Faces Possible Execution As Email Scandal Grows - "Could Get The Chair," says Bill

Hilary Clinton Faces Possible Execution As Email Scandal Grows - "Could Get The Chair," says Bill

Washington DC - It turns out Hilary Clinton took her life in her hands when she decided to opt out of using her .gov email as Secretary of State. According to a hitherto obscure subsection of a Civil War Era statute, she could face possible executio...
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Funny story: UK woman marries a pond frog

UK woman marries a pond frog

A British woman says she has finally found the true meaning of marriage now that she has married her frog. Amanda Rodgers and her frog "Prince Charming" appeared on British television's BBC "This Morning" Friday to discuss why she decided to wed h...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber to open an innovative marriage agency in London

Justin Bieber to open an innovative marriage agency in London

London- Tucked away on Walton Street amid the well-manicured storefronts of London's luxurious Chelsea neighborhood, MARRY ME, a new concept marriage service, brings an expertly curated and sophisticated mix of art, fashion, and design to the block.
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Funny story: Maximus to be awarded £500 million marriage contract

Maximus to be awarded £500 million marriage contract

The Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that marriages and civil partnership ceremonies are to be privatized if the Tories are reelected, with US Healthcare corporation Maximus being awarded a £500 million annual contract to oversee all marria...
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Funny story: Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory

Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory

WASHINGTON, DC - Citizens in all 50 states should be forced by the Supreme Court to be gay-married, President Barack Obama has decreed. The directive marks another phase in Obama's progressive shift on gay marriage, which has included declarations...
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Funny story: Secret Celebrity Marriages Revealed

Secret Celebrity Marriages Revealed

They managed to keep their nuptials secret for years, even decades, but today, thanks to the opening of public records to the internet generation, Paxton Quigley is able to reveal the odd couple marriages the celebrities didn't want you to know about. Here is a selection of the best and the worst. Michael and Glenda Jackson. Who would have thought it? The piebald plastic child molester "Ki...
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Funny story: Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

CORCORAN, CA - In case you haven't heard, Charles Manson is about to get married. That's right, single ladies, if you liked him then you should've put a ring on it. Now, all the Monday morning quarterbacking starts on 'what could have been' for...
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Funny story: My Husband Is Not Having An Affair - Is This Normal?

My Husband Is Not Having An Affair - Is This Normal?

Auntie Jean I recently found evidence of what I think is fidelity on my husband's mobile phone. On scanning down the numbers and call logs, there were clearly no suspicious or unknown call records, texts or contact numbers. My friends at the sewing circle have advised me to take steps to try to end this intolerable situation amicably, but I want a good old fashioned fight to bring it all out in...
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Funny story: The Church and Same Sex Marriage

The Church and Same Sex Marriage

If the lord would make the miracle of 'Immaculate Conception' available to lesbian couples they would no longer need to locate an adult novelty store to consummate their marriage. This should make the church quite happy. Gay couples can consummate quite easily, but would still need to adopt because even the lord can't make the sun shine everywhere. Is human canine next? A lot of folks really d...
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Funny story: All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

Blue Balls, WI - A group of researchers comprised of the best minds in modern physics have directly proved part of Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity as it applies to human existence. The experiment and associated findings are focused on married...
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Funny story: A New Mobile App for the Wives of Husbands with Wandering Eyes

A New Mobile App for the Wives of Husbands with Wandering Eyes

"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." KJV Matthew 5:28 Jesus knew it. Wives know it too. A man whose eyes are constantly wandering will often wander, s...
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Funny story: Man requests girlfriend to accept his marriage proposal again "with more enthusiasm"

Man requests girlfriend to accept his marriage proposal again "with more enthusiasm"

London - Personal Trainer Randy Offington demanded his girlfriend Suzanna Mills agree to marry with him with "more enthusiasm" this morning. Mr Offington had gone to great lengths to make the proposal special by taking her to a park where the two ha...
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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Marries Next Victim in Prison

Joran van der Sloot Marries Next Victim in Prison

Lima, Peru - In what promises to be a future Disney love-story movie, murderer and all around bad guy Joran van der Sloot married a psychotic chick this week in prison, where he met and impregnated the brainless female. Van der Sloot, who gained n...
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Funny story: Women Live Longer Than Men Because They Aren't Married To Women

Women Live Longer Than Men Because They Aren't Married To Women

Studies show in a deep part of missouri that indeed, women do in fact live longer than men because they aren't married to women. Donald Trump says he "isn't really surprised" by the news. A local bystander by the name of 'Dick Trickle' says "he f...
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