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Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week

Funny story: Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week

A disgruntled Manchester City fan today proudly announced his family will 'eat like royalty for a week' after he decided not to pay the outrageous price of £62 to watch 90 minutes of football at the Emirates Stadium in 'that there London'. Manches...

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Sparks and Mensa announce lower profits for the year

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa announce lower profits for the year

Sparks and Mensa, the High Street store that the intelligentsia know and love has announced lower pre-tax profits than at this point last year. "Our pre-tax profits are down by just over ten percent," said accountant, Ben Counter, who has shown be...

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Sparks and Mensa reveal spring fashions

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa reveal spring fashions

Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the highbrow high earners have revealed this year's spring fashions. "We've taken the concept of spring," said head designer, Mark Spencer, "and incorporated it into our latest technological clothing." F...

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M&S staff obviously enjoy a bit of S&M too according to their naked calendar!

M&S female staff ( for our American and international readers; M&S is Marks & Spencers) who have posed naked for a calendar have certainly proven that they are also quite fond of a bit of S&M (for our American and international reader...

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Twiggy Sues M&S Over X-Factor Ad

Funny story: Twiggy Sues M&S Over X-Factor Ad

Timeless singing sensation Twiggy is furious with her ex-employer Marks & Spencer for reneging on her lifetime contract to appear in their Christmas advertising campaigns. "I gave those tossers some of the best years of my life", said a tearf...

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Susan Boyle asks where's my damn shopping M&S

Funny story: Susan Boyle asks where's my damn shopping M&S

Susan Boyle is not a happy woman. She has been waiting for her M&S home delivery all morning. She has passed the time, squirming at her youtube audition video on her new iPad for hours on end. Someone should tell her there are loads more videos.

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Marks & Sponser @Newcastle.

Funny story: Marks & Sponser @Newcastle.

Newcastle United fans are waking up fuming this morning at the prospect of their home ground being renamed. Mike Ashley assured a press conference there is no law against renaming the club. "I looked it up in my Subbuteo rule book." He said. T...

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British Newspapers Distraught After M&S Change Bra Price Policy

Funny story: British Newspapers Distraught After M&S Change Bra Price Policy

Marks and Spencer announced today that they have withdrawn the £2 surcharge they had applied to larger bra sizes. Although this gave rise to a new round of boob, bust and chest joke headlines in the British press, there was great concern that the st...

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Marks and Spencer seek breast size assessor

Funny story: Marks and Spencer seek breast size assessor

Responding to complaints that M&S charge higher prices for large bra sizes, the company is now seeking a breast size assessor in an attempt to harmonise sales of this vital piece of ladies' lingerie.

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Marks and Spencer embarrassed by new "Beaver" ice-cream

Funny story: Marks and Spencer embarrassed by new "Beaver" ice-cream

Marks and Spencer has said that it is embarrassed by the discovery that its new brand of ice-cream and related products has a name which in certain parts of the world can mean female genitalia.

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'Open' legs distraction: Maria Sharapova in M & S Knickers

Funny story: 'Open' legs distraction: Maria Sharapova in M & S Knickers

Blonde beauty and Russian tennis ace, Maria Sharapova has caused a storm in the Australian Open Tennis championships by thrashing Belgian Justine Henin.

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Andy Murray to be the new face of Marks and Spencer

Marks and Spencer last night confirmed that it had signed up British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, to be the new face of their Urchin Chic collection due to be launched next month. A spokesperson exclusively told The Spoof: "Andy will add an ed...

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Marks and Spencer Introduce Pre- digested Range

Funny story: Marks and Spencer Introduce Pre- digested Range

In 1884 Michael Marks formed a partnership with Tom Spencer. It would have been impossible for the two to have predicted how the next hundred years would shape their legacy. Having successfully negotiated wartime rationing and subsequent domestic dep...

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Robert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims

Funny story: Robert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims

Sensationalist & former talk show host Robert Kilroy-Silk was again making bold claims in Brussels today, claiming M&S were key players in the 'war on terror'. Silk, as his supporters like call him has said to have stumbled on some 'bloke...

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Marks & Spencer Subjected To Oxfam Takeover Bid

Funny story: Marks & Spencer Subjected To Oxfam Takeover Bid

Charity organisation Oxfarm today made a move towards becoming a major player in the fashion world when it made a £145squillion takeover bid for Marks & Sparks.

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Marks and Spencer's Make A Profit!

Funny story: Marks and Spencer's Make A Profit!

Marks and Spencer's have for the first time in over ten years made a profit, the brave faced store, once believed the only place for a patriotic Brit to shop have finally convinced punters it "wasn't just an expensiv...

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