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Funny story:  Apple Says It's Time for a 'Smart Wristwatch'

Apple Says It's Time for a 'Smart Wristwatch'

Cupertino, California -- Top secret patent papers, leaked during a sequestered privacy spill, have revealed that Apple has chosen to design a 'smart watch' as the innovation that will save the company. Shaped in the form of chrome apple, the dev...
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Funny story:  Job cuts will see City lose top spot

Job cuts will see City lose top spot

Job losses at Manchester City FC will see Manchester lose its title as the world's biggest marketing centre, by the number of employees registered. City will lose its dominance because of a shift to the East Stand, combined with over-enthusiasm, e...
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Funny story:  Nightsticks vs Vibrators: NYPD Cracks Down on Dildo Dealers

Nightsticks vs Vibrators: NYPD Cracks Down on Dildo Dealers

New York - A mixed squad of undercover and uniformed police has broken up "a sex ring" that was attempting to distribute "vibrating devices" in "broad daylight" at locations in Rockefeller Center and the Meatpacking District. The disrupted giveawa...
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Funny story:  Paper receipts to be phased out  by 2020

Paper receipts to be phased out by 2020

The familiar paper receipt that accompanies virtually ever physical store purchase is to be phased out by 2020 when it is expected that the last UK resident without an email address will have died of old age. The plan is, instead, to request an em...
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Funny story:  A Recent Poll Finds That 95% Of Hotmail Accounts Were Created For The Sole Purpose Of Collecting Spam

A Recent Poll Finds That 95% Of Hotmail Accounts Were Created For The Sole Purpose Of Collecting Spam

CONCORD, NH-Findings from a recent poll taken by the University of New Hampshire show that 95% of Hotmail accounts were created as a result of people not wanting to register their good emails when prompted to do so by shady sites. "Sure, I'll tak...
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Funny story:  Ronaldo Better Than Messi - So Says Mourinho

Ronaldo Better Than Messi - So Says Mourinho

Despite his side going out of the Champions League semi final at the hands of a Lionel Messi inspired Barelona side, Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho declared his temperamental forward Christiano Ronaldo to be "the complete 21st century player and s...
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Funny story:  Jello Signs Contract With Pippa Middleton For Her Butt To Advertise "Jigglers"

Jello Signs Contract With Pippa Middleton For Her Butt To Advertise "Jigglers"

Jello has announced that they have signed a contract with new British media sensation Pippa Middleton. A creative marketing team from the company will fly to London next week to begin filming a new series of "Jello Jigglers" commercials to star Miss...
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Funny story:  Sliced Bread Best Thing Since Unsliced Bread

Sliced Bread Best Thing Since Unsliced Bread

It isn't often scientists come out with a statement that astounds the World but today in Luxembourg at the 'Annual Astounding Things We Have In Life Awards' it was acknowledged that sliced bread is the best invention since unsliced. Food specialis...
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Funny story:  Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

For Oliver Ebby, President of Brand Services - United (BS-U), compassion struck as he listening to Marketspace, the syndicated financial news hour. "A feature story on BS-U was followed by a piece on AIDS in the porn film industry. There was Mic...
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Funny story:  Illuminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program

Illuminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program

Undisclosed location, Earth - The quarterly joint meeting between the Illuminati and The Bilderberg Group turned out to interesting (this time) to the masses of "lower-class citizens". It seems the Illuminati and Bilderbergs have gone completely o...
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Funny story:  International Study proves  that Internet marketing failure is a hoax

International Study proves that Internet marketing failure is a hoax

Gunther Gutenschlager, Professor and Head of International Money Maker Studies at Swiss Polyteknikosch says that the reported failures of Internet Businesses and Internet marketers is "all a hoax". While researching for the truth in whether "makin...
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Funny story:  Tablet for Both Male Oral Contraception and Erectile Dysfunction Has New Marketing Strategy

Tablet for Both Male Oral Contraception and Erectile Dysfunction Has New Marketing Strategy

Pharmaceutical Company Squid Technologies has developed a new pill that is both an oral male contraceptive and an erectile dysfunction drug. Response in the last forty-eight hours has been so tremendous and resounding that several new ways to ma...
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Funny story:  Three Spoof Moon T-Shirt Sales Go Through the Roof

Three Spoof Moon T-Shirt Sales Go Through the Roof

Following the publication of a joke review of a printed T-shirt, sales have gone up by an estimated infinity percent. The Three Spoofs Moon T-shirt has a graphic showing the avatars of Monkey Woods, Skoob1999 and Duncan Whitehead baying at a full mo...
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Funny story:  Man Strongly Opposed to Pyramid-Selling Schemes

Man Strongly Opposed to Pyramid-Selling Schemes

Chicago, Illinois- A local man is speaking out against multi-level marketing (MLM), claiming a pyramid selling scheme he was about to invest in was a hoax. "From now on, I will only buy pyramids from reputable companies", says Louie Bidwell, an a...
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Funny story:  Special Marketing Olympics

Special Marketing Olympics

With over double the number of Olympic sponsors (31,400) than athletes (14,500) due to turn up at this summer's games, the organisers have decided to do away with the various competitions and have Olympic "bonding" sessions instead.
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Funny story:  Celtel Kenya to offer new Marketing Degree

Celtel Kenya to offer new Marketing Degree

Celtel Kenya has joined hands with a local university to offer a new degree in Marketing.
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Funny story:  The Bush Multi-Level Marketing  Plan

The Bush Multi-Level Marketing Plan

The Bush MLM Plan This Multi-Level Marketing Plan combines regular Multi-Level Marketing with full blown pyramid schemes! Just...
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Funny story:  Whacko Jacko Juice

Whacko Jacko Juice

Michael Jackson has entered a new arena in Marketing with his all new Jacko Juice - made with all natural herbs and spices.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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