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Funny story:  Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

A man convicted for his part in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea has managed to get a lavish funeral for his mother on the Tax Payer. Mark Thatcher who backed the 2004 coup led by close friend Simon Mann has managed to get a £15m ceremonial...
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Funny story:  Tory mass amensia over Thatcher son's Equatorial Guinea coup conviction, etc

Tory mass amensia over Thatcher son's Equatorial Guinea coup conviction, etc

Pretoria, South Africa - "I guess they've all conveniently forgotten he's still on the FBI's register of undesirables banned from entering the USA," a South African judge said today recalling how he fined Mark Thatcher R3,000,000 rand and sentenced h...
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Funny story:  Papers suggest closer Savile Thatcher link

Papers suggest closer Savile Thatcher link

Papers released under the 30 year act seem to suggest a closer link between entertainer Jimmy Savile and then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. During the period in 1982 when Thatcher's son Mark was missing Thatcher had regular meetings with Jimmy...
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Funny story:  Scientists Find The Thatcher Genes

Scientists Find The Thatcher Genes

Genetic scientists have achieved a major breakthrough in increasing our understanding of the human genome, now being able to identify genes which are directly responsible for specific personal attributes. Dr Xyy Chromo-Some, who has led the resear...
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Funny story:  Massive coronary fears as Palace tells Queen: "Pssst, Mark Thatcher is Kate Middleton's real Pa!"

Massive coronary fears as Palace tells Queen: "Pssst, Mark Thatcher is Kate Middleton's real Pa!"

London - (Royal Ass Mess): Spew, vomit, chunder. The sound of constant flushing of the royal ensuite lav has sent Palace lackeys mental as HM battles out raging dyspepsia brought on by the day's grim news. "At this rate she'll have a bloomin hea...
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Funny story:  Pardoned Equatorial Guinea coup plotter grasses up top Lockerbie suspect

Pardoned Equatorial Guinea coup plotter grasses up top Lockerbie suspect

Malabo - (Coup Stark): "Scottish penal justice compassion is contagious," lawyers for pardoned coup plotter Simon Mann said today as their client walked out of jail 33 years early. Mann, 69, had been left to rot in an Equitable Life, er...Equatori...
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher in entry visa swap deal

Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher in entry visa swap deal

London - (OMFG Mess): Convicted jailbirds Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher may yet be able to travel to the UK and US respectively under a new extradition treaty being hammered out by the Department of Homeland Insecurity and the UK Borderline Person...
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Funny story:  Mark Thatcher's Bid For President

Mark Thatcher's Bid For President

Sir Mark Thatcher confirms that his bid to take over Equatorial Guinea and then move to Texas, was in fact a bid for the US presidency. "Where else have you heard about a man from Texas who later takes over a foreign country by force? I was just...
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Funny story:  Thatcher masterminded African coup fiasco

Thatcher masterminded African coup fiasco

Johannesburg, Wednesday (Rioters) - Baroness Thatcher had to be resuscitated by MI6 emergency services this morning as she broke down at the news that her son Sir Mark Thatcher had been arrested at his Cape Town home and charged with financing a co...
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