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New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else

Funny story: New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else

NEW YORK CITY - Veteran Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez will be competing with four other players for the starting quarterback position. It was five until Tim Tebow was released due to the fact that the Jets organization could no longer handle the e...

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Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow Could Both Be Going To The Washington Redskins

Funny story: Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow Could Both Be Going To The Washington Redskins

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of the New York Jets front office is that there is a deal in the works that would send quarterbacks Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow to the Redskins for Kirk Cousins. An inside source who would only give his initials - P.

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Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

Funny story: Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team's horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas' beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for Ryan, the media tracked him down and uncovered his favorite seaside pastimes. Here are the top 10: 1. Finish reading "Coaching For Dummies." 2. Stop sending hate mail to Eric Mangini.

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Mark Sanchez: the Puddy Tatt on Rex Ryan

Many have seen the bearded lady in the circus, but that may not hold a candle to seeing Rex Ryan with a tattoo on his bicep. We are not quite at the level of Colin Kaepernick, with long passages of the Bible being flung like Elmer Gantry at the at...

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Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

Funny story: Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

NEW YORK CITY - If Coach Rex "Footsie" Ryan does not want to play Tim Tebow then he needs to do the gentlemanly thing and trade him to some other team. This ongoing Tebow Bashing Circus has gotten way out of hand and there are more lies coming out...

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Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Funny story: Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

NEW YORK CITY - The word on the streets of New York is that Eva Longoria, 37, broke up with boyfriend Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets due to pressure from the Jets organization. Longoria, speaking with Carolina Chip...

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New York Jets' Tim Tebow Says He'll Play Any Position

Funny story: New York Jets' Tim Tebow Says He'll Play Any Position

NEW YORK CITY - Jets coach Rex Ryan stated that the Jets will be without two of their running backs when they pull into Foxborough, Massachusetts to take on the New England Patriots. He was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily a...

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Eva Longoria Is Thinking About Breaking Up With New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria was in the Alamo City visiting her mom and dad when she was approached by a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk at a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House. Carolina Chipotle asked Eva, 37, about the rumors swirling around t...

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Eva Longoria Dispels Her Baby Bump - Blames It On Coney Island Hot Dogs

Funny story: Eva Longoria Dispels Her Baby Bump - Blames It On Coney Island Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Eva Longoria, former star of the ABC show Desperate Housewives was recently seen in Manhattan hunting for shoes, a blouse, and an apartment. The 37-year-old actress, who has a home in Los Angeles and one in San Antonio stated that...

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Eva Longoria Admits Dating NY Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

NEW YORK CITY - In what has to be one of the worst kept secrets of recent times, Hollywood starlet Eva Longoria, 37, has finally admitted that yes, she is dating Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets of the NFL. Longoria...

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The New York Jets Are Planning On Trading Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys

Funny story: The New York Jets Are Planning On Trading Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys

NEW YORK CITY - The trade rumors are swirling around the New York Jets organization like the calories in Kevin James' five-course meal. The word on the streets of the City That Never Sleeps is that Tim Tebow, 24, might be heading for Big D (Dallas...

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Tebow Joins Sanchez as Prisoners of Second Avenue

Tebow Joins Sanchez as Prisoners of Second Avenue Tim Tebow will be heading for that Den of Iniquity that represents New York City, but plays in New Jersey. Yes, the Jets with loudmouth Tyrannosaurus Rex Ryan signed the Christian spokesman and QB...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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