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Prestigious Spoof editor, Mark, has just been removed in a straight jacket!

Funny story: Prestigious Spoof editor, Mark, has just been removed in a straight jacket!

The Spoof satirical website has just been dealt a severe blow after observing a white van speed up to Spoof HQ and remove their beloved editor, Mark (surname unknown but we writers call him many things), being dragged away in a straight jacket headin...

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Kim Jong-un and Mark Lowton Return After Being Apparently Missing

Funny story: Kim Jong-un and Mark Lowton Return After Being Apparently Missing

Kim Jong un and Spoof Editor Mark Lowton have "re-appeared" at the same time, fuelling rumours of a behind the scenes agreement having been thrashed out regarding story approvals about the North Korean Dictator (not a reference to Mark who isn't Nort...

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Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Funny story: Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...

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Spoof Editor Marks 10th Anniversary

Funny story: Spoof Editor Marks 10th Anniversary

LONDON, England - Mark Lowton the owner and editor of the satirical website The Spoof celebrated the site's tenth Internet anniversary. Mark and his brother Paul started The Spoof back on April 8, 2003. At that time they only had three writers (ot...

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Satire website editor celebrates 10th anniversary

Funny story: Satire website editor celebrates 10th anniversary

Las Vegas - Holed up in the $5,000-a-night Prince Harry Suite at Seizures Palace Hotel Spoof! editor Mark Lowton was celebrating ten years at the top this week as offers continued pouring in to buy out his shares in the satire site. "Of course he'...

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Spoof Editor ups the ante with $100 message charging

Funny story: Spoof Editor ups the ante with $100 message charging

London - Writers hoping to contact elusive billionaire Spoof website owner Mark Lowton got a shock this morning when the new messaging service fee came into effect. The measure is thought to be a practical solution to the thousands of cyber beggin...

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Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

Funny story: Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...

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The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

Funny story: The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

The gang came together after several of its members had been locked out of their local pubs by the Moderators, a notorious head hunting crew that preyed on people using profanity and bad diction. In one night alone, the Moderators closed seven public houses. Each member of the Cole Hole gang had been sent home from their local after falling foul of the Mods. Capo, Clive Danton remembers his fir...

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Local Man Ecstatic At Winning 5,000 Pints

Funny story: Local Man Ecstatic At Winning 5,000 Pints

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, celebrated late into the night this morning as he was informed that he'd won third prize in a prestigious writing tournament yesterday for the Spoof dot com, the internet's leading satire site and refuge for life's waif...

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Mark Lowton nominated for a Pride of the Isle of Wight Award 2011

Funny story: Mark Lowton nominated for a Pride of the Isle of Wight Award 2011

Carol Spritzer is launching the Isle of Wight News 'Pride of The Isle Awards 2011' nominations appeal, in partnership with Littleworths.web. Each year she gets teary when she sees the winners and listens to their stories. This year will be no dif...

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Thousands of Naked Pictures & Porn Literature Missing From Spoof Discovered in Bin Laden Villa!

Funny story: Thousands of Naked Pictures & Porn Literature Missing From Spoof Discovered in Bin Laden Villa!

TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton was at a loss yesterday as news leaked out that a horde of illicit material, missing from his site for over a month, and worth millions of points, had been found by SEAL team 6 in the Pakistan raid that took out Bin La...

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Several Arrests Made at the Oasis Bar & Grille, Ft. Lauderdale

Funny story: Several Arrests Made at the Oasis Bar & Grille, Ft. Lauderdale

Local bar-restaurant famous for its micro-brewed "Skoob Lagers" and weekly Fried Haggis-on-a-Stick specials, was at the center of several Disturbing the Peace complaints this past Wednesday, resulting in 12 arrests. Apparently stemming from a bar...

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Mark Lowton urges spoof writers to get writing quickly!

Funny story: Mark Lowton urges spoof writers to get writing quickly!

The eccentric, elusive editor of TheSpoof.com, Mark Lowton, has sent out an urgent plea for spoof writers to submit their stories quickly before the solar storm hits this world some time in the next couple of years. He told In Seine News today: "I...

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Ageism could be 'hitting' The Spoof within the month

Funny story: Ageism could be 'hitting' The Spoof within the month

Ageism and its 'fallout', could, indeed, be 'hitting' the pages of The Spoof within the month. It is rumoured that the owner of this popular site is getting a little tired of the 'older' writers as they often appear to be under the infuluence of medications, or other 'mind altering substances' when they write. He accepts that many older writers are suffering from arthritis, high blood pres...

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Top Ten Reasons why Mark Lowton should be Britain's next Prime Minister

Funny story: Top Ten Reasons why Mark Lowton should be Britain's next Prime Minister

Well, here are the top ten reasons why I think Mark ought to be Britain's next Prime Minister....starting with 10 and going up to the TOP reason.... 10. He knows how to enjoy a good joke. 9. He can curse like a sailor. 8. He already has hundreds, if not thousands, of people who would vote for him. 7. He is always 'honest'. 6. He already knows how to be 'diplomati...

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Humour Site Flooded with S****After Editor Offers Double Bonus Points for Christmas Stories!

Funny story: Humour Site Flooded with S****After Editor Offers Double Bonus Points for Christmas Stories!

TheSpoof.com Editor in Chief, Mark Lowton, apologized for the temporary shut down of the popular humour site after it was overwhelmed with hundreds of thousands of submissions from veteran as well as long missing writers after he announced his "Holi...

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Mark Lowton voted "UK's Weirdest Crush"

Funny story: Mark Lowton voted "UK's Weirdest Crush"

It's official. The highly effective editor of "The Spoof" website has been voted the United Kingdom's "Weirdest Crush", in a new poll run by the obscene magazine "What?" The magazine that noboby has ever heard of asked the entire UK population...

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The Spoof Rating System Changes from Stars to Thumbs Up, Ousted Stars Protest

Funny story: The Spoof Rating System Changes from Stars to Thumbs Up, Ousted Stars Protest

The UK headquarters of The Spoof was the scene of a major protest yesterday. Ever since The Spoof ratings system was changed -- having readers rate stories with thumbs up rather than stars -- the stars had been quietly fuming. They had been f...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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