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Funny story: Mark Lester admits Michael Jackson spent the night on top of him

Mark Lester admits Michael Jackson spent the night on top of him

In an honest and frank interview with a magazine as part of his career revival attempts, former child actor Mark Lester, who wants to become an adult actor, has admitted that Michael Jackson once spent a night sleeping on top of him. This revelati...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Was My Dad, Says Mark Lester

Michael Jackson Was My Dad, Says Mark Lester

In the strangest twist so far to the strangely-twisting Michael Jackson Kids Saga, former British film star, Mark Lester, has said publicly that he was fathered by the now-dead King of Pop! Initially, it had been thought that Lester, who played Ol...
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Funny story: Mark Lester Piggott denies Paris paternity

Mark Lester Piggott denies Paris paternity

London - (Reuterus): "Wasn't me who dunnit," the ex-champion flat racing jockey commented today, "too bleedin' saddle-sore to squeeze one out, mate." Piggott, 69, was being interviewed about reports that he is Paris Jackson's DNA father. The 20...
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Funny story: Mark Lester, Jack Wild And Ron Moody - The Real Fathers Of The Jackson Children

Mark Lester, Jack Wild And Ron Moody - The Real Fathers Of The Jackson Children

In a dramatic new twist in the quest for the truth regarding the paternity of the late Michael Jackson's children, three cast members of the 1968 musical movie extravaganza 'Oliver!' have allegedly laid claim to fathering one of them. Mark Lester,...
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Funny story: Jackson children Godfather Mark Lester, birth mother Deborah Rowe and Elizabeth Taylor personal attorneys in Kennebunkport crisis talks with Bushes

Jackson children Godfather Mark Lester, birth mother Deborah Rowe and Elizabeth Taylor personal attorneys in Kennebunkport crisis talks with Bushes

Kennebunkport, Maine - (Dead & Buried Ass Mess): Secret emergency talks are taking place this weekend at the heavily guarded Walker's Point family compound home of former US President George Herbert Bush and his wife Barbara. Behind the heavil...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Adds Third Breast

Britney Spears Adds Third Breast

When she first burst on the pop music scene Britney Spears was a young, relatively talented, relatively flat-chested girl. Within a year or so as her career took off, so did the size of her chest. Or perhaps more accurately, as her breasts...
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