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Mark Lester admits Michael Jackson spent the night on top of him

Funny story: Mark Lester admits Michael Jackson spent the night on top of him

In an honest and frank interview with a magazine as part of his career revival attempts, former child actor Mark Lester, who wants to become an adult actor, has admitted that Michael Jackson once spent a night sleeping on top of him. This revelati...

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Michael Jackson Was My Dad, Says Mark Lester

Funny story: Michael Jackson Was My Dad, Says Mark Lester

In the strangest twist so far to the strangely-twisting Michael Jackson Kids Saga, former British film star, Mark Lester, has said publicly that he was fathered by the now-dead King of Pop! Initially, it had been thought that Lester, who played Ol...

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Mark Lester Piggott denies Paris paternity

Funny story: Mark Lester Piggott denies Paris paternity

London - (Reuterus): "Wasn't me who dunnit," the ex-champion flat racing jockey commented today, "too bleedin' saddle-sore to squeeze one out, mate." Piggott, 69, was being interviewed about reports that he is Paris Jackson's DNA father. The 20...

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Michael Jackson Was A Pickpocket - The Story Of Mark Lester's Sperm

Funny story: Michael Jackson Was A Pickpocket - The Story Of Mark Lester's Sperm

Mark Lester, the aging thespian who was made famous by playing the lead role in Oliver, is convinced he is the father of at least two of Michael Jackson's children. He was officially made the children's godfather upon their births. Because of this, it is customary for the god parent to take an interest in the child's upbringing should the mother or father die prematurely. However, this position ha...

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Mark Lester, Jack Wild And Ron Moody - The Real Fathers Of The Jackson Children

Funny story: Mark Lester, Jack Wild And Ron Moody - The Real Fathers Of The Jackson Children

In a dramatic new twist in the quest for the truth regarding the paternity of the late Michael Jackson's children, three cast members of the 1968 musical movie extravaganza 'Oliver!' have allegedly laid claim to fathering one of them. Mark Lester,...

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Jackson children Godfather Mark Lester, birth mother Deborah Rowe and Elizabeth Taylor personal attorneys in Kennebunkport crisis talks with Bushes

Funny story: Jackson children Godfather Mark Lester, birth mother Deborah Rowe and Elizabeth Taylor personal attorneys in Kennebunkport crisis talks with Bushes

Kennebunkport, Maine - (Dead & Buried Ass Mess): Secret emergency talks are taking place this weekend at the heavily guarded Walker's Point family compound home of former US President George Herbert Bush and his wife Barbara. Behind the heavil...

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