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Obama Propositioned by Larry Craig And Mark Foley

Funny story: Obama Propositioned by Larry Craig And Mark Foley

New York, New York (IPP) - Presidential candidate Obama's tour bus developed a problem with its toilet yesterday on the New York thru-way just outside of New York City and had to pull over at a rest stop so that Obama could use the restroom. Secre...

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John McCain will put Mark Foley on Three Dollar Bill

Funny story: John McCain will put Mark Foley on Three Dollar Bill

New York, New York (IPP) - John McCain announced today that he will put Mark foley's face on a new denomination of three dollar bills if he is elected president. Republican Representative from Florida, Mark Foley, was brought down by a gay scandal...

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ACLU continued attacks on hook-up methods of closeted self-hating conservative homosexuals must end

Days after Senator Craig (R) Idaho, pleaded guilty to charges "by accident", the ACLU has come out of the proverbial liberal closet with a rebuke of internet and public bathroom stings.

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Craig - Foley 2008 REPUBLICAN Presidential Ticket

Funny story: Craig - Foley 2008 REPUBLICAN Presidential Ticket

West Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - Idaho REPUBLICAN Senator Jeff Craig who just resigned in disgrace because of an arrest for LEWD and LACIVIOUS behavior and Florida REPUBLICAN Senator Mark Foley who resigned last year for LEWD and LACIVIOUS behavior ha...

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Mark Foley Emerges From Seclusion

Funny story: Mark Foley Emerges From Seclusion

In his first public appearance since leaving Congress and entering rehab, former Florida Congressman Mark Foley took a few questions from the media:...

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New Series, "Wives of the Satirists" To Air on the BBC

Funny story: New Series, "Wives of the Satirists" To Air on the BBC

In the same tradition of Alistair Cooke's, Master-baiters Theater comes a new tradition, "Wives of the Satirists" to air this Sunday night on the BBC (Blue Balls for Cornelius). Wives featured on the new series, "Wives of the Satirists" will be the neglected wife of Duff, Mark Foley a.k.a. Lola boyfriend of the President, Queen Udder and Connie Booth.

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Cross-dressing Christians Covet Competition as True Religion; Jesus Revealed As ICBM Missile

Funny story: Cross-dressing Christians Covet Competition as True Religion; Jesus Revealed As ICBM Missile

In the wake of the news from Washington today that George Bush was having an affair with Lola a.k.a. Mark Foley, Christians nationwide are worried that they are going to be found out.

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Bush Admits Affair With Lola A.K.A. Mark Foley; Jealous Rove Threatens To Become Another Washington "Deep Throat"

Funny story: Bush Admits Affair With Lola A.K.A. Mark Foley; Jealous Rove Threatens To Become Another Washington "Deep Throat"

The Republican Party known for its tribade salaciousness and back door buggery took another severe hit today after the president came out of the closet and admitted to an affair with former Florida congressman, Mark Foley. "I just couldn't k...

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Lindsay Lohan Naked Is Mum On Ex-Rep. Foley's Addiction to Phonics

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Naked Is Mum On Ex-Rep. Foley's Addiction to Phonics

Former Rep. Mark Foley yesterday added "Hooked on Phonics" to his list of admitted addictions, along with Hostess Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Big Hunks, and reruns of the TV sitcom "Different Strokes."...

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Foley arranged Euan Blair's £50,000 Yale scholarship

Funny story: Foley arranged Euan Blair's £50,000 Yale scholarship

New Haven, Connecticut - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for disgraced Florida Congressman Mark Foley are keeping mum amid UK press reports that the scandal-hit Republican was instrumental in fixing a £50,000 ($90,000) Yale scholarship for UK Prim...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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