New York, New York (IPP) - Presidential candidate Obama's tour bus developed a problem with its toilet yesterday on the New York thru-way just outside of New York City and had to pull over at a rest stop so that Obama could use the restroom.
New York, New York (IPP) - John McCain announced today that he will put Mark foley's face on a new denomination of three dollar bills if he is elected president. Republican Representative from Florida, Mark Foley, was brought down by a gay scandal...
Days after Senator Craig (R) Idaho, pleaded guilty to charges "by accident", the ACLU has come out of the proverbial liberal closet with a rebuke of internet and public bathroom stings.
West Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - Idaho REPUBLICAN Senator Jeff Craig who just resigned in disgrace because of an arrest for LEWD and LACIVIOUS behavior and Florida REPUBLICAN Senator Mark Foley who resigned last year for LEWD and LACIVIOUS behavior ha...
In his first public appearance since leaving Congress and entering rehab, former Florida Congressman Mark Foley took a few questions from the media:...
In the same tradition of Alistair Cooke's, Master-baiters Theater comes a new tradition, "Wives of the Satirists" to air this Sunday night on the BBC (Blue Balls for Cornelius). Wives featured on the new series, "Wives of the Satirists" will be the neglected wife of Duff, Mark Foley a.k.a. Lola boyfriend of the President, Queen Udder and Connie Booth.
In the wake of the news from Washington today that George Bush was having an affair with Lola a.k.a. Mark Foley, Christians nationwide are worried that they are going to be found out.
The Republican Party known for its tribade salaciousness and back door buggery took another severe hit today after the president came out of the closet and admitted to an affair with former Florida congressman, Mark Foley. "I just couldn't k...
Former Rep. Mark Foley yesterday added "Hooked on Phonics" to his list of admitted addictions, along with Hostess Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Big Hunks, and reruns of the TV sitcom "Different Strokes."...
New Haven, Connecticut - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for disgraced Florida Congressman Mark Foley are keeping mum amid UK press reports that the scandal-hit Republican was instrumental in fixing a £50,000 ($90,000) Yale scholarship for UK Prim...
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